PATREON TEASER: The Children Were Screaming!

Carey and Lara are behind the paywall to discuss PoshGate, the immortal f*ck vibes of Jack Nicholson, George Santos's diva exit from Congress, Bethenny Frankel's descent into madness, the go girl give...

2 Dec 20232min

Carey and Lara talk Carey’s factory farm revelation, Lara’s George Glaas date to Ridley Scott’s Napoleon, and the Mother God finale. Back in Utah, Heather and Angie realize Monica is Jen Shah 2.0, Whi...

30 Nov 20231h

Lara and Carey take it to a place of SUP After Dark for a Thanksgiving Eve recap of RHOSLC. They discuss the already iconic "Mother God" docuseries. Back in Salt Lake City, Monica reveals she was prom...

23 Nov 20231h 8min

Larz and Carz are back behind the paywall to discuss Dads ruining botox access, "The Points," and the c*m guzzling Thanksgiving spectacular (Saltburn). Then they discuss THEE movie of the year, May/De...

21 Nov 20232min

Lara and Carey discuss a plethora of f*ckery, including Harry Styles's buzzcut, Sydney Sweeney and Glenn Powell's cursed film,  a strange hum terrorizing a small town in Ireland, Murder at the End of ...

17 Nov 20231h 9min

Lara and Carey talk about the nefarious nature of swim coaches, Taylor and Travis's deep dick romance, and do a deep dive on Netflix's new "Twin Flames" doc. Back in Salt Lake City, Lisa apologizes to...

16 Nov 20231h 14min

Carey and Lara are behind the paywall to discuss being in a Place of Robe, the trauma of dogs coughing, Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos's new Vogue spread, hiding trust funds, and human cyborg Bryan Joh...

14 Nov 20232min

Lara and Carey are back in Beverly Hills, much to their chagrin, to recap the brand-new RHOBH. But first, they discuss the trailer for Mean Girls: The Musical and feel the crushing sands of time. They...

10 Nov 20231h 14min