PATREON TEASER: Journey to the Center of the Harmonic Egg

Carey and Lara take things behind the paywall to discuss episodes 1-3 of season two of THE TRAITORS, hosted by Alan Cumming and featuring a confounding smattering of reality royalty. Phaedra Parks, La...

16 Jan 20245min

Larz and Carz immediately break down the warbly world according to Rachel Savannah Leviss, recapping episode one of her new "Rachel Going Rogue" podcast. They also discuss Selena Gomez's latest drama ...

11 Jan 20241h 18min

Lara and Carey take week two of Q1 by storm with a discussion over an alleged alien sighting at a Miami mall, the recent Jeffrey Epstein file unsealing, Ariana suing Sandoval over their cursed Valley ...

10 Jan 20245min

Lara and Carey return to the Bermuda Triangle for the shoncking Season 4 FINALE of RHOSLC. First, they discuss the blood connection between Gypsy Rose Blanchard and St*ssi Schroeder, Tom Girardi being...

4 Jan 20241h 29min

Lara and Carey have arrived in 2024! A fresh year of Chaose begins. They discuss earthquakes and burning planes in Japan, a roving bike gang attacking a certain 90s TV star in LA, vibrating diet pills...

3 Jan 20245min

Lara and Carey dive into uncharted waters with a paywalled recap of the first four episodes of Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy. But first, the two discuss Starbucks's possible stock market psyop fea...

26 Dec 20235min

Larz and Carz are back in person post-Carey's brush with holiday illness. They discuss tourists risking it all for the current Icelandic volcano, a list of 150 names connected to Jeffrey Epstein offic...

21 Dec 20231h 30min

Lara and Carey discuss airport hell at Christmastime, Mauricio "stepping out" in Aspen with a new lady, the staggering amount of Hailey Bieber Erewhon Smoothies sold each month, and navigating the com...

19 Dec 20235min