PATREON TEASER: The Feminine Urge to Hold a Press Conference
Lara and Carey discuss not knowing who's who anymore at the Met Gala, Bella Hadid's Safe-esque health scares and soft-launching a vaguely Euro accent, Kendrick Lamar and Drake's wild weekend of diss t...
7 Maj 20244min
Valley of the Dolls Ep. 7 - Where There's A Will, There's A Mondrian (The Valley S1E7)
Lara and Carey discuss Sexsomnia: a rare sleep disorder turning afflicted people into unconscious sex pests, and a thirty-something woman who got busted for living as a 13-year-old girl for almost a y...
3 Maj 20241h 2min
Pumpheads Ep. 46 - The Old Schwartz and the Sea (Vanderpump Rules S11E14)
Carey and Lara talk Drew Barrymore's cringe-fest interview with Vice President Kamala Harris, Richard Simmons's beef with Barbra Streisand over her Ozempic comment on Melissa McCarthy's Instagram, and...
2 Maj 20241h 24min
PATREON TEASER: Mr. Cauchi Goes to Washington
Lara and Carey discuss Lara's brush with lettuce-wrought food poisoning over the weekend, Brittany and Jax's bone chilling appearance at the White House Correspondents Dinner and what it means for our...
30 Apr 20244min
Valley of the Dolls Ep. 6 - Date Night with the Devil (The Valley S1E6)
Carey and Lara discuss Taylor's polarizing new behemoth album and its surprising muse, the military's so-called "gay bomb" they tried to pull off in the 90s, Katy Perry's new gift from Elon Musk, and ...
26 Apr 20241h 6min
Pumpheads Ep. 45 - Fishnets Or Bust (Vanderpump Rules S11E13)
Lara and Carey discuss Stassi's upcoming book/manifesto, and ponder if one can't in fact have it all. They also talk a TENTATIVE opening for Something About Her, and their potential debut at the long ...
25 Apr 20241h 28min
PATREON TEASER: Baby Woman
Lara and Carey celebrate Earth Day by discussing the possible extinction of mayo by the year 2043, food tasting worse in general, a tourist's death dive into an active volcano, VPR Jo's unhinged (and ...
23 Apr 20244min
Valley of the Dolls Ep. 5 - GERD Your Loins (The Valley S1E5)
Lara and Carey discuss the new MotherGod-centric YouTube channel run by one of her most dedicated disciples, Love Has Won cult's continued tradition of iconically bad social media engagement, the cult...
19 Apr 202459min
