66: JeSuS With Two Cool Ses (The Acts of Thomas and his Wonderworking Skin)
Apocrypals14 Juni 2020

66: JeSuS With Two Cool Ses (The Acts of Thomas and his Wonderworking Skin)

Pack your bags, Theophiloi, because we're going on a trip to India with Thomas, the Second Christ, who works hard and flays harder. Thanks to Dr. Tony Burke and his new book, New Testament Apocrypha Volume 2, hitting shelves this summer, we're taking a look at one of the weirder apostolic adventures, translated for the new book by Janet Spittler
and Jonathan Holste. That ol' doubter Thomas is out to spread the word, and believe us, he's got skin in the game. Spoiler warning: Jesus does a miracle.

Topics of discussion: Normal human times to sleep, the best titles in Bible, a drumline we can't name, our new cover art by JC Florendo, the Christian flag and its weird pledge, Chris making himself laugh very hard with a joke about Sonic, résumé tips, Jesus inventing the Cool S, umlaut vs. diaeresis, a real pickle, Yamcha Didymus, How Mary Beat Shaq.

Hymnal: "Celebrity Skin" by Hole, "Money, Money, Money" by Bens Happy Church Organ (https://youtu.be/2XzMLjVwI8g)

Offertory: As Enoch writes, "Whoever of you spends gold or silver for his brother's sake, he will receive ample treasure in the world to come." Support the show via http://ko-fi.com/apocrypals, or check out Official Apocrypals merchandise designed by Erica Henderson! https://www.teepublic.com/user/apocrypals

Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Keep fighting the good fight. Psalm 94.

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36: GRAZACHAM! (The Life of St. Patrick)

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34: Thorn Bushes and Pushups (The Song of Songs)

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33: Thicc Darkness (The Book of Exodus, Part One)

33: Thicc Darkness (The Book of Exodus, Part One)

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32: Return of the Twelve-Foot Volcel Lion (Questions & Answers)

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31: Yartzed Upon a Distant Shore (The Book of Jonah)

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30: Apples and Oranges (The Legend of the Three Kings)

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