69: Thirst Corinthians (The Lives of St. Mary of Egypt and St. Pelagia)
Under normal circumstances, Theophiloi, ladytype saints tend to become so by not having any adult fun at all and then calling Jesus lightning down on man-eating seals or exploding and teleporting thei...
26 Juli 20201h 45min
68: Scent of a Jesus (The First, Second, and Third Apocryphal Apocalypses of John)
Welcome to your Not-So-Dirty Thirties, Theophiloi! For as it is written, in the New Jerusalem, we will all be at the age where it's time to start thinking about getting an IRA, and realizing that we c...
12 Juli 20201h 36min
67: Bad Things to Call Your Mother (The Book of Bartholomew)
Having a bad day, Theophiloi? I mean, yes, of course you are, we all are in These Unprecedented Times. But hey, let's look on the bright side! At least angels aren't poking out your eyes, cutting out ...
28 Juni 20201h 27min
66: JeSuS With Two Cool Ses (The Acts of Thomas and his Wonderworking Skin)
Pack your bags, Theophiloi, because we're going on a trip to India with Thomas, the Second Christ, who works hard and flays harder. Thanks to Dr. Tony Burke and his new book, New Testament Apocrypha V...
14 Juni 20201h 17min
65: Adonai is Ichiban! (The Book of Deuteronomy)
Can you believe we're stuck in this elevator together, Theophiloi? I guess there's nothing we can do but pass the time with the clip show episode of Torah while we wait for the power to come back on. ...
3 Juni 20201h 51min
64: Spiritual Warfare Is Good, Actually (Bible Adventures and the Wisdom Tree catalogue)
It's our Nintendo 64th episode, Theophiloi, so we're taking a break from our usual Book study to dive into the least canonical Bible-adjace content we can! Not approved by the church, not approved by ...
18 Maj 20201h 50min
63: Wist Not To Whom Ne Whither (The Lives of St. Roche and St. Guinefort)
You know who doesn't come off very well in Bible, Theophiloi? Dogs. This week, though, our canine pals get a little bit of redemption as we dive into the hagiographies of two sterling examples of Son ...
6 Maj 20201h 39min
62: Oh, the Jews' Manatees! (The Book of Numbers)
One thing you have to say for the Book of Numbers, Theophiloi: it is exactly what it says in the title. Well, most of it is, anyway. Mixed in with all the census totals and step-by-step MapQuest direc...
19 Apr 20201h 37min
