304 - KURUPT FM - Allan "Seapa" Mustafa & Hugo Chegwin Discuss "People Just Do Nothing"!

It’s the hat trick of Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals, where we’re learning about even more of the world’s most amazing people that have unique skills and quirks, and we get to choose who is worthy enough to take a coveted spot in Alfie’s ‘Amazing Indraviduals’ book!  There’s a man who has been cursed with a bad case of hiccups nearly his entire life, a super sensitive nose that can sniff out a major illness in people, and a woman who claims to have eaten nothing for 16 years, but what do the tests suggest? There’s also a viewer submission with evidence to back up their claim that leaves the boys too stunned to speak! Plus someone with a unique body oddity who would be the perfect partner for double dick dude, but is she worthy of going Indra book? Check out #411 and #461 for the previous Indraviduals episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

25 Juli 20241h 18min

Jaack’s back in the UK after having his heart torn into a thousand pieces by Cucurella and co. But he’s over it, right?! Stevie’s at death’s door after going a bit dizzy in a lift, and Robbie’s absolutely fuming at some rowers. Alfie’s here too. In this week’s main show Monday, the boys have LOTS to get all caught up on. Jaack shares stories of some pretty interesting characters he met during his three day run at the World Series of Poker in Las Vegas, including a lovely Ukrainian man, a Belarusian billionaire and the man with the softest hands in America… allegedly. Alfie’s here too. There’s lot to cover in this episode, and we could try and give you a detailed descriptive summary of what’s to come, but we’ll just say the following… there’s big booty bitches, origami swans, blow job t-shirts, bogey croissants, posh twats, turkey legs, Brazilians… and Stevie gets his knob out during a game of monopoly. Yeah. We bloody love this pod… oh, and Alfie’s here too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

22 Juli 20241h 4min

We’ve taken inspiration from a suggestion posted to our subreddit r/jaackmaate - we asked our listeners to submit situations where they’ve complained, and the FourSkins will decide whether it was worth complaining about! Screaming at a server over an incorrect food order? Building an extension on your house just to piss off your nightmare neighbours? Denying guests entry to your wedding simply because they forgot to RVSP? Hunting down a shitty customer's place of work? In this episode, we decide whether these actions are justified, or if these people earn the title of KARENS. The boys also share their very own Karen moments - Stevie with his tortilla troubles, Alfie’s parking predicament, Jaack with his dick dilemma, and Robbie's awkward alpha male mix-up. Plus there’s been a MAJOR development to Stevie’s ‘milk gate’ story! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

15 Juli 20241h 14min

Punk rock duo Isaac and Laurie from Soft Play (formerly known as Slaves) went from gigging to a crowd of just 7 people, to headlining festivals, to taking a career hiatus. They’re on Happy Hour to chat through their career to date, the reason for their name change, and their upcoming album!  They share why they were escorted out of Foo Fighters' backstage area by armed security, the celebrity they got to crowd surf at their gig, and why they’re calling out Ed Sheeran.  Punk rock gigs inevitably come with wild injuries, one involving a pair of underpants, and another caused by a huge 90’s pop band. The lads reveal the 6 words Isaac said, that caused Laurie to refuse to speak to him during their tour, and we put their friendship to the test with a game of Mr and Mr!  Laurie explains his nickname that has stuck since school, and his tattoo that he didn’t realise had a raunchy double meaning! And YES we couldn’t let them go without explaining Jaack’s fondness for shagging soft plays, to Soft Play themselves…  Visit www.softplayband.com for tour tickets, and to pre-order Soft Play’s new album ‘Heavy Jelly’ (out 19th July)!  Grab your last minute tickets to Truck Festival for Soft Play, and Jaack and Stevie’s silent disco! https://truckfestival.com/tickets/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12 Juli 20241h 37min

The FourSkins have been BUSY. Jaack’s been to Frankfurt to watch England v Denmark but got stopped at customs after his bag tested positive for something highly illegal! He also tells us about the celebrity he “dapped up” at the match. Speaking of football, Alfie has tried out a new career by becoming a referee for the day, but it all ended in tears (mainly Alfie’s).  Robbie’s been travelling with BambinoBecky and tried bizarre cocktails at the best bar on the entire planet, but the boys point out a major issue with the drinks menu. We're also trying to figure out what the deal is with the 'Hawk Tuah' girl? Jaack’s been winding up football twitter (again) and he shares some of the best hate comments he’s received! He also made a major faux pas that will offend all Italians... Oh, and Stevie got married! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

8 Juli 20241h 9min

It’s festival season baby! After attending nearly ONE HUNDRED festivals, it’s safe to say that Rob and Raz are the ultimate festival content kings. They’ve swapped out tents and tinny’s, for Jaack and Robbie - as they chat everything festival!  In this very penis heavy episode, Rob shares what he was accidentally caught doing on a live stream, and Raz reveals which TPD member has licked his… member. The boys give us the ultimate festival tier list with tips and tricks galore, and they also share the story of how a Pokémon kept them awake at a festival…    So crack open a tinny and enjoy this 2 hour episode!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

4 Juli 20242h

Alfie has had an unfortunate shaving incident and we are NOT letting him get away without ripping the absolute shit out of it. But was it his fault, or his barber’s? Aside from hiding his bald face, Alfie has also been hiding something else - an illegal onion. We grill him as we peel away the layers of this bizarre confession.  Jaack and Stevie played in a charity match for the brilliant ‘Andy’s Man Club’ with Angry Ginge, Danny Aarons, and plenty more famous faces, but Stevie is yet again being a Karen over his time (or lack of) on the pitch!  The boys also partook in a game of Real Life Rocket League! Using banger cars to push a giant inflatable football round a race track sounds like harmless fun, right? Well it was… until the football caught FIRE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

1 Juli 20241h 7min

From being a shy, short kid, to growing into a towering 6'5" man with a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Tom Aspinall has worked his way up to become the current Interim UFC Heavyweight Champion! Tom delves into what exactly is going on with him and Jon Jones, and shares what he thinks of Curtis Blaydes, Usyk, and the Furys. He reveals the terrifying moment he had to own up to a huge mistake that led him to beg for money from John Fury!  Tom gives his opinion on influencer boxing, and whether he’d step into the ring one day. There’s a shocking revelation in store for Jaack about his own weight loss journey, and it’s the Battle Of The Shit Tattoos between Tom and Jaack as the boys show off their best (and worst) pieces.  Tom also speaks openly about his experience having a child with autism, and the celebrity that helped to get his son a diagnosis. Plus the reason he’s taken himself off social media, his unlikely celebrity fan, and when he plans to retire.  Tom Aspinall defends his title on July 27, as he takes on Curtis Blaydes at UFC® 304: EDWARDS vs. MUHAMMAD 2. Tickets go on sale from 10:00 a.m. BST on Friday, June 7, via Ticketmaster. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

27 Juni 20241h 14min