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Get Cynical Mini-Season Episode 3: Looking For Alaska by Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

24 Feb 20231h 1min

no ty this week it's just spencer. yoooooooo wassup haha

22 Feb 202356min

full disclosure: this track had to be recorded twice and stitched together from backup audio because god fucking hates me. we got some good riffs in but it will sound like a Joy Division concert at points. i WILL make a better version once i get the audio issues sorted and i'm not insanely sick.

15 Feb 202356min

Released to the public by popular demand, just in time for Valentine's Day! Join Ty Limelight as she shepherds three unlucky dopes through winning a date with a beautiful woman. DISCLAIMER: the winning contestant did not actually get to have sex with Hesse. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Tash Diehart, Celeste, Stephen Tucker, Yung Zoe, April Harley, Sweat, Baylor Thornton, Glinko Drool, Luke Eakin, MakingSomeCrap, Matthew Ferrie, Dane Stephen, Jeremy-Alice Long, Louis Ceresa, Jennifer Knowles, Revidicism, Stubbuhdub, Kyle, Travis, Kilo, Axon, David Gebhardt, and James Lloyd-Jones! Theme and ending songs are by Rose With Teeth aka Angie (@gnostiquette). Support them here: rosewithteeth.bandcamp.com/. Watch Andy's streams at www.twitch.tv/anonkaiju.

14 Feb 20231h 8min

this is definitive proof that we know how to read. now you can never say we don't know how to read Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

10 Feb 20232min

Nahhhhh these cowboys are gay as hell!! Pause!!! Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy, along with special guest Thomas (@len0kille) of Pendejo Time fame talk about the health risks involved with cowboy anal, trickster gods, and a video of a nonbinary person punching the shit out of their penis. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Tash Diehart, Celeste, Stephen Tucker, Yung Zoe, April Harley, Sweat, Baylor Thornton, Glinko Drool, Luke Eakin, MakingSomeCrap, Matthew Ferrie, Dane Stephen, Jeremy-Alice Long, Louis Ceresa, Jennifer Knowles, Revidicism, Stubbuhdub, Kyle, Travis, Kilo, Axon, David Gebhardt, and James Lloyd-Jones! Theme and ending songs are by Rose With Teeth aka Angie (@gnostiquette). Support them here: rosewithteeth.bandcamp.com/. Watch Andy's streams at www.twitch.tv/anonkaiju.

6 Feb 202354min

Oh man does anyone else feel weird? Like they just ate some bad shrimp? Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they discuss an Oscar-winning film about a guy who's so mentally stunted that it gives him superpowers. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Tash Diehart, Celeste, Stephen Tucker, Yung Zoe, April Harley, Sweat, Baylor Thornton, Glinko Drool, Luke Eakin, MakingSomeCrap, Matthew Ferrie, Dane Stephen, Jeremy-Alice Long, Louis Ceresa, Jennifer Knowles, Revidicism, Stubbuhdub, Kyle, Travis, Kilo, Axon, David Gebhardt, and James Lloyd-Jones! Theme and ending songs are by Rose With Teeth aka Angie (@gnostiquette). Support them here: rosewithteeth.bandcamp.com/. Watch Andy's streams at www.twitch.tv/anonkaiju.

1 Feb 202357min

aw jeez lois this is crazier than the time i visited blight town. Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

28 Jan 20232min