Ep. 31 You Kissed Their Hands?

Unless you're paying my pills, don't tell me not to take money from someone. I hate being the "bad cop", but it looks like that's what it's going to be. Another date night with Zoe results in interest...

22 Apr 202232min

Had a great date night with Zoe! I also had a great trip to Utah. But of course had some bumps along the way.

7 Apr 202248min

I have gotten more tickets in the last month than I have gotten in the last 2 years! Oh, I am not a man. So I had to call the plumber.

31 Mars 202224min

Do yourself a favor and don't move to LA. Don't believe me? I'll tell you why. And a simple trip to the weed store ruined my day.

24 Mars 202237min

Here's the follow-up of my DMV trip. There should be a time limit on public restrooms. There is a weird couple that wants bang my girlfriend.

14 Mars 202230min

I have to take a trip the DMV, so that will be a blast. Some people just can't respect the allure of a special dinner. I hate going to the dentist, and I'm pretty sure they hate me too.

4 Mars 202243min

Don't you love when they mark shit up on holidays? I'm officially old. I went to Six-Flags. And I almost killed this guy on the golf range.

26 Feb 202236min