Ep. 16 He Took His D**k Out
We have to stop attractive waiters. If you have a Brita Filter, we can't be friends. And this guy took his dick out!
4 Nov 202020min
Ep. 15 Do You Really Trust the Government?
It's crazy how famous one TikTok video can get you. I hate going to the dentist. And do you really trust the government?
21 Okt 202019min
Ep. 14 Cooking My First Lobster
I do feel bad that I have to kill this lobster. Trying to convince myself that I don't need a Whoop strap. Why do we let ourselves listen to people who should have no audience?
14 Okt 202021min
Ep. 13 Can We Stop Taking Everything So Seriously?
12 items or less means 12 items or less! Let's keep the express lane moving here. My girlfriend's hair is literally everywhere. Is it bad to say that I'm sick of SNL? And can we stop taking everything...
7 Okt 202018min
Ep. 12 Your OB/GYN is a Guy?
I don't care if you're apart of the "5 am club". Have you ever met a person and thought "how are you a real person"? Why would anyone go to Mt. Everest for vacation? And your OB/GYN is a guy?
23 Sep 202016min
Ep. 11 You Brought a Bird to a Restaurant?
Who the hell would bring a bird to a restaurant? By the way, have you heard my bird story? And do I really need to watch the "Social Dilemma"?
16 Sep 202018min
Ep. 10 "Just Share the Road"
I can't stand bicycles on the highway. I'm so happy to be a human, and I'm happy that I'm not into weird shit. And have we all lost our minds with what we allow apartment buildings to do to us?
9 Sep 202018min
Ep. 9 Not Everyone Should Be a Parent
Half the channels on youtube have got to go! Am I the only person who gets annoyed at this stuff? And maybe there should be some kind of interview process to be a parent.
2 Sep 202018min
