413 - President Lip Reading & The Real Emily In Paris

Tim explains a recent tipping experience with a local Starbucks worker, Tim also rants on Putin’s new war winning strategy to send drug addicts to fight in the the Ukraine war, he also talks about how Alec Baldwin serves breakfast to his family of 7 kids and how robots could take over the podcasting business in the future. Bonus episodes every week:  https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack Bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Netflix special: https://www.netflix.com/watch/81616382 SPONSORS: HelloFresh: Go to HelloFresh.com/timd21 and use code timd21 for FREE meals plus shipping! Helix: Helix is offering up to 200$ off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to our listeners! Go to helixsleep.com/timd Babbel Right now, get up to 55% off when you go to babbel.com/tim Babbel... Language for life. Shipstation: Get a 60-day trial at https://www.shipstation.com/timdillon. Thanks to shipstation for sponsoring the show! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon Tim Dillon Live Dates!: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo... Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo... #TheTimDillonShow

22 Jan 20231h 2min

In this episode Tim reacts and rants to Ellen DeGeneres's statement made responding to the California flooding. Tim also goes over the rapidly growing Ozempic shortage sweeping the nation. With high-class restaurant Noma going out of business in late 2024 Tim goes in depth to find out why. Bonus episodes every week:  https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack Bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Netflix special: https://www.netflix.com/watch/81616382 SPONSORS: BlueChew: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code TD at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com, promo code TD to receive your first month FREE. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast DraftKings(SportsBook): Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code TIMDILLON New customers can bet FIVE DOLLARS on the NFL and get TWO HUNDRED IN FREE BETS INSTANTLY. Only at DraftKings Sportsbook with code TIMDILLON. Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800- GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800- NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888- 532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI /NJ/ NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. VOID IN OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. Free bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms. No Sweat: Valid 1 offer per customer per day of NFL 2023 Wild Card Round. Opt in req each day. First bet must lose after opting in. NFL bets only. Paid as one (1) free bet based on amount of initial losing bet. Max $10 free bet awarded. Free bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms. Athletic Greens Athletic Greens is going to give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune supporting Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Visit athleticgreens.com/timdillon ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon Tim Dillon Live Dates!: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo... Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo... #TheTimDillonShow

15 Jan 202355min

Tim Dillon sits down with Joe Rogan in the JRE studio in Austin, TX. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack Bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Netflix special: https://www.netflix.com/watch/81616382 SPONSORS: KEEPS: TO RECEIVE YOUR FIRST MONTH OF TREATMENT FOR FREE. THAT’S K-E-E-P-S DOT COM SLASH TIMDILLON TO GET YOUR FIRST MONTH FREE! K-E-E-P-S DOT COM SLASH TIMDILLON. EXPRESSVPN: So, if you’re like me and believe your online activity is your business, secure yourself by visiting ExpressVPN dot com slash TIMDILLION TODAY! Use my exclusive link, E-X-P-R-E-S-S-V-P- N dot com slash TIMDILLON and you can get an extra three months FREE. That’s ExpressVPN dot com slash TIMDILLON. Athletic Greens Athletic Greens is going to give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune supporting Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Visit athleticgreens.com/timdillon ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon Tim Dillon Live Dates!: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo... Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo... #TheTimDillonShow

8 Jan 20231h 50min

- In this special holiday episode Tim talks about the massive winter weather front sweeping the nation. With Christmas being only a day away Tim also takes a look at some of the most popular new toys for this holiday season. Native Americans are not happy with the new avatar movie that was just released, Tim takes a look on why. We would like to thank all of our supporters and to whatever holiday you are celebrating this year, please don't get caught in a snow storm on your way to your Aunt's house. Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack Bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Netflix special: https://www.netflix.com/watch/81616382 SPONSORS: BESPOKE: Get twenty percent off your first monthly box when you sign up at Box of Awesome dot com and enter the code timdillon at checkout. That’s Box of Awesome dot com, code timdillon for twenty percent off your first box. REXMD: Get 90% off RexMD with our exclusive link RexMD.com/TIM #rexmdpod Athletic Greens Athletic Greens is going to give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune supporting Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Visit athleticgreens.com/timdillon ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon Tim Dillon Live Dates!: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo... Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo... #TheTimDillonShow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25 Dec 202258min

- In this episode Tim rants about Sam Bankman-Fried and his alleged girlfriend in follow up to the new trial presenting SBF and FTX. Tim is more shocked about the way his girlfriend, Caroline Ellison looks than the evidence and information she has been releasing to authorities. Tim also touches on Lauren Boebert and her win in the election and her impressive wrap sheet she has racked up with law enforcement in the past. Happy Holidays to everyone. Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack Bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Netflix special: https://www.netflix.com/watch/81616382 SPONSORS: FREEZEPIPE: Go to FREEZEPIPE.com to get 10% off SITEWIDE with code DILLION EXPRESSVPN: Use promo code TIMDILLON today at expressvpn.com to get 3 months for FREE!. Athletic Greens Athletic Greens is going to give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune supporting Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Visit athleticgreens.com/timdillon ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon Tim Dillon Live Dates!: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo... Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo... #TheTimDillonShow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18 Dec 202258min

- In this episode Tim rants about Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle and their new Netflix Series, Taylor Swift's new upcoming movie, and Karen Bass (The Mayor of Los Angeles) Moving homeless people for her inauguration. Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack Bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Netflix special: https://www.netflix.com/watch/81616382 SPONSORS: Raycon: Go to BUYRAYCON.com/tim to get 15% off SITEWIDE with code HOLIDAY, plus FREE SHIPPING! ShipStation: Use promo code TIMDILLON today at shipstation.com to sign up for your FREE 60 day trial. Athletic Greens Athletic Greens is going to give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune supporting Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Visit athleticgreens.com/timdillon ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon Tim Dillon Live Dates!: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo... Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo... #TheTimDillonShow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Dec 202251min

- In this episode Tim rants about Hunter Biden's laptop scandal and the information being made public on Twitter, Joe Biden's holiday vacation in Nantucket, how easy it is to find jobs on craigslist, and Disney's new flop of a movie "Strange World" Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack Bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Netflix special: https://www.netflix.com/watch/81616382 SPONSORS: KEEPS: ▶▶ GO TO KEEPS.COM/TIMDILLON TO RECEIVE YOUR FIRST MONTH OF TREATMENT FOR FREE.  BABBEL: ▶▶ Right now, get up to 55% off your subscription when you go to BABBEL.com/TIM ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃: 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ 🐦 Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon 🌍 Tim Dillon Live Dates!: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows 📹 Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo... Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo... #TheTimDillonShow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Dec 202259min

- Tim Dillon sits down with Gary Vaynerchuk aka (Gary Vee) to talk about topics such as FTX, a possible rebrand for Poland, how the Weinstein Company could make a comeback, Vee Friends, and some talk about The Crypto Winter. Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack Bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Netflix special: https://www.netflix.com/watch/81616382 SPONSORS: ATHLETIC GREENS: ▶▶ https://www.athleticgreens.com/timdillon, for one free year of Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase! EXPRESSVPN: ▶▶ https://www.expressvpn.dom/timdillon, you will get an extra 3 months FREE! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃: 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ 🐦 Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon 🌍 Tim Dillon Live Dates!: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows 📹 Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo... Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo... #TheTimDillonShow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 Nov 20221h 5min