PATREON TEASER: A Smile is Worth A Thousand GERDs

Carey and Lara discuss the tragic end of the M&M spokescandies and what it means for the future of American culture, The Last of Us and the terrifying beauty of fungus, space sounds, and aliens not lo...

8 Feb 20232min

As Lara continues her adventures in Japan, Carey enlists co-hosting help from the one and only Karen Kilgariff, iconic comedian and host of My Favorite Murder. The two discuss their dogs' complicated ...

3 Feb 20231h 38min

Lara and Carey are back with another bonus to talk about what gays really want (M3GAN), an impossibly vague new age movement in Russia, Bikram yoga and other scammer gurus, Kim K's trip to Harvard Bus...

1 Feb 20232min

It's SUP after dark! Lara and Carey record a nighttime edition of Salty Utah Queens, part one of the season 3 reunion. Lara prepares for her big trip to Japan, and Carey reads a supposed nanny listing...

27 Jan 202353min

Carey and Lara discuss the gay-on-gay violence of MTV's harrowing new gay reality show, Real Friends of WeHo, Lara comes around full-circle on Meghan and Harry, the two dive into Britney Spears conspi...

25 Jan 20231min

Carey and Lara return to the stage of the Dynasty Typewriter for the second show of their mini residency. A residency's a residency, doll! They begin by covering George Santos' fraudulent place of 9/1...

20 Jan 20231h 37min

On night one of their mini residency, Lara and Carey take the stage at the iconic Dynasty Typewriter theater in Downtown LA! The two discuss Ellen D's harrowing Santa Barbara flood video, Bella Hadid'...

19 Jan 20231h 39min

Lara recounts to Carey her harrowing first colonic that was far more DIY and malevolent than she could have ever imagined. The two also discuss everything from the new Whitney Houston biopic to Bry*an...

18 Jan 20231min