The World v Carl - Round 13 (Greg Theaker - The Rematch) - NSFW

After many abortive attempts we finally came together last Friday night to get the update on the stewarding from Carlos. We then went through some questions from X/Twitter including club culture, Top Gear, Spice Girls and Wind in the Willows. What actuallyis Mileta Rajovic? Fry Days and Ultimate Fighting Chickens, Yellow Brick Road, murals, mosaics and fan zones, commemorating the Hospital/Club partnership during the pandemic, Hamer vs Bachmann vs the Captains armband, Badly Drawn Watford, Hornet Haikus and generally having a laugh, plus have we moved forward, back or stood still (according to Pete its a rollercoaster that does all and none of the above) Finally the tale of woe that was us trying to come together to record this nonsense that was hindered, we suspect, by some of the 597 years remaining of the Nigerian curse including Carl sitting in the dark!! COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Luka, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

11 Dec 202350min

Neil joins us to tell us that he is pleased with Valerien (who he keeps calling IV!) as he is doing a lot more sorting out than other managers! The use “Go Get’Em Gang “ is used before Justin comes on and confesses to getting up to leave a minute too soon!!! Chris comes on with Sophies choice and brings Hoedt into running for the gold medal purely on the basis of excellent shit-housery having been booed by the Saints fans. Vinnie joins us having gone to Atlanta for a works party and we discover the US meaning of “Fancy Dress” isn’t the same as the US!!! Vinnie travels with colleagues whilst watching and fretting over Hive Live!!! As ever we pile through the 5 word and long form reviews which are as brilliant as ever – Thank you so much to all the contributors, listeners and lurkers!  COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Luka, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

10 Dec 202348min

Wendover joins very happy and starts off the Bronze, Silver and Gold medal awards in fine style before realising he forgot Kayembe completely. We then speak to Mrs Wendover who politely turns down our offer of trying to force Greg to cook a meal on the basis of the one meal he tried to cook previously. Stevo joins us from Northern Ireland and forces the improving Northern Ireland International Jamal Lewis towards the bronze medal places before calling out EasyJet for the Orange Luton based organisation we know it to be!!! RichWFC2 comes and balances the books with his views on the manager but says he wants to stick with Ismael he just wants him to “let the team of the leash”. Rich’s traditional theme of ignoring people’s actual names means that Paul Ince and people called Valerie Michelin and Slavisha Jovokovic make an appearance in his Churchillian speech to let the attacking side of the team come to the fore – Brilliant, brilliant stuff! Charlie points out Healey’s long throw does mean that he isn’t on the end of that same long throw, we channel the memory of Leigh Bromby before calmly noting that the missing Jake Livermore was indeed missed but that the belief, effort, and determination of the team was great to see. Rajovic being in the right place but for some fine last ditch defending but asks to see Healey start and echoes Rich’s call to see more of Matheus Martins. Charlie then tells about a couple of other Twitter Spaces that he is working on including an interview with the 1881 Group (Not to be confused with the Roy Moore/1881 Movement) who issued a statement this week. COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Luka, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

10 Dec 202340min

We speak to Benjamin Boom of the Benjamin Bloom Football Channel and Blue Monday podcast about Ipswich Town's season, owner, CEO, Manager and squad and especially left back ahead of the Tractor Boys visiting Vicarage Road - after we have had a a now traditional pop at Luton supporting referee Keith Stroud for no reason at all (other than that he is a Luton supporting referee!). Pete complains about the Ipswich left backs name and then unfairly compares him to Real Madrid's Jude Bellingham - Ben maintains fairness and perspective at all times staunchly refusing to fall into such foolishness! The prediction league manages to plumb further depths as Carl suffers from a lack of utilities but like the pony express gets through in the end, John's backgammon set gets all a bit home made and involves our guest being strapped to dice and rolled and then having to finish John prediction for him! Ben and Jarvis wax lyrical about the early 80's Ipswich team to bring a tear to Ben eyes before trying the Dog and worst chess set in the world methodology. Benjamin like the pro that he is stays focused and steadfast to the end! COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Luka, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

9 Dec 202344min

We speak with Fraser from Total Saints Podcast to find out how the Saints have got on after relegation and even more after Nathan Jones!!! Unbeaten in 11 games the South coast side will come to us with confidence and Russell Martins obsession to play possession football in all situations. We discuss top scorer Adam Armstrong, how you replace James Ward Prowse and how Wesley Hoedt got on at St Marys. Fraser recovers from the sensory shock that is the prediction league as Jarvis and Ben throw everything up in the air with yet another form of making score predictions and John is determined to finally expunge the 7.69 second Premier League goal scoring record with the help of Desmond. Don't mentioned the 7-1- we mentioned it once but think we got away with it! Nathan Jones is up for nomination to the Paul Ince Scale - a list of unlikeable and unlikely managers - Fraser has the casting vote and the fact that Justin is allergic to his name may have influenced the vote before we have a go at Keith Stroud! COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Luka, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

5 Dec 202340min

Rudy, Alfie and Neil join us for calls and discuss the fine margins that games are decided on, who we would sign or where we would strengthen, Lewis improving, Valerien being the boss and much much more before we get onto some epic 5 word and long form review including alliteration, poems, haikus and everyone offering Pete tech support/sarcasm as his phone had a melt down early in the show! Thank you all to the lurkers, listeners, penalty saving goalkeepers, contributors, Wendover huggers and Wesley Hoedt. COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Luka, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

3 Dec 202339min

After some short technical difficulties Pete says that he didn’t think we hit the highs, or the lows of the Norwich game and Rich disagrees calling it the best and most complete 90 minute performance all the better for the quality of the opposition, Uncle Ron joins us to confirm his change of heart in relation to Jake Livermore but sees Hamer’s performance and calmness as a reason why Bachmann should not get the shirt again. John Takanade joins us from Dubai where their winter is not quite Hull standard but still felt the warmth from the performance but raises concerns over the depth of the squad and potential injuries.  and the AFCON coming up in January! Pete is impressed with Rajovic’s hold up play, but John warns that it mustn’t be at the expense of what he does inside of the penalty box (John even brings up Trevor Senior and Andre Gray as examples of strikers who worked hard but failed to hit the net enough). Jack joins us from the US with a sore throat which doesn’t stop him acclaiming Ryan Porteous who put in a very solid performance following a good showing against Norwich (after that initial 25-minute period). John Parslow, taking a short afternoon break from Backgammon in order to watch the game and dance around the living room with his dad, and praises a cameo performance from Tom Ince who along with a defensive adjustment negated the threat of Hull’s Jaden. Furthermore, John points out that another player enjoying an up turn in his performances – Kayembe may be lost for January with the upcoming AFCON tournament. Wendover is in a musical mood accompanied by Colin warmed by heated seats and 3 points and the fact that they are on the Watford FC website this evening. Greg points out the togetherness of the group and the part that Livermore is playing in proceedings before he and Colin give us a rendition of the new Ben Hamer song!! COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Luka, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2 Dec 202340min

Darren joins us from Oz having switched his work from home day in order to watch the game and call in but Darrens wife insisted on coffee and help moving boxes so Darren misses a lot of the action but swears quite superbly to make up for such things! Australia retains the International Sweary Cup and it is now over to other international callers to try to wrestle it away from Darren and crew! Neil confuses Dunkirk with D-Day landings but we got the idea – waves of midfield moving forward aggressively and repeatedly, Danny asks does Jake Livermore need the captains armband when he is already playing like the captain and Harry finishes off the evening with more euphoria following the come back COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

29 Nov 202346min