The World v Carl - Round 13 (Greg Theaker - The Rematch) - NSFW

In the first (sort of) inter podcast match Carl takes on Mike Duffy from the “Voices of the Vic” who is running for a great charity cause at the weekend. After not doing this for a while, things go wrong in the way that they always have, Justin forgets the score (again), Pete forgets who is or isn’t a league club and Mike forgets why we volunteered to come on this nonsense in the first place. Carl gets all over excited and we play an almost entirely new round 5!!! Thank you so much to all who have already! If you can support Mike then please do! Michael Duffy-Booker is fundraising for The Charlie Ramsey Research Fund (justgiving.com) COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2 Nov 202321min

We chat with Kosi (completing his hattrick of appearances on DNSYE) from the “And he takes that chance” podcast about all things Huddersfield. From the Neil Warnock inspired survival last season we hear a cautionary tale of ownership and football management misalignment, Donld Trump style ownership and a new manager already under pressure from a disenfranchised fanbase which saw around 1,000 fans leave at half time at their last away match. The Prediction league carries on its chaotic journey despite record levels of public apathy and even the cleaner in Kosi’s office refuses to take any notice of the whole farce – frankly who can blame her! This week John takes a trip to the Dogs Trust and Jarvis and Ben recall everything they can remember about Huddersfield and Jarvis leaves us singing along to the other Jarvis Cocker!! Carl feels (not very) guilty about pushing for a points deduction for Jarvis from last week! Finally, Kosi reveals he’s off to Portugal for a football weekend and we work out just how much we collectively don’t know Liga Nos! COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

31 Okt 202330min

Wendover joins us from the West Herts car park and reviews the games since the last international break and looks forward to the two remaining games before the next – Huddersfield Town away and Rotherham United at home. We chat further about how to get the best from Rajovic and how the substitutions helped and hurt with that. Plus are we better off without Louza currently, who it must be remembered put in the telling cross for the equalizer. Greg finishes off with a new Indian take away dish and reveals his dislike for Strictly Come Dancing before Pete introduces a new segment – name that commentary! Neal joins us from a squally south coast and questions why disgusting Orange wearing sneak – Keith Stroud booked Ken Sema? We discuss the US fans coming over and Neal warns us all off Baseball if anyone plans the reverse fixture. Character, Team Spirit, and progress are commended but the subs should be read in the game and not prescribed before the in-game action. Frustration at Louza is echoed with an emphasis on “team” rather than individual. Rio comments that we should be beating teams like Millwall at home when we were in a strong position and hopes for 6 points but will take 4 from the next two games. Does Lewis look better with Big Ken in front of him? Alex joins us from the car and accurately calls the commentary quiz answer!  Ale then loses signal, and we talk to Gary who was already regretting going drinking with Carl and the guys from the US and very possibly the guys from the Netherlands – reiterates the point the Rajovic needs regulation wingers to supply crosses to make him effective. Gary also enjoyed meeting “Badly Drawn Watford” and implores people to follow him. Garry then echoes Carls points earlier and Pete hopes that all parties can come together amicably, show contrition, and just move forward. An example from the 70s/80’s is given where this was done well. Neil joins us but we only have half of his discussion as midway through the chat a nasty echo is produced, and no one should have to hear Pete ramble on twice!!! The Market Tavern turning back in to “Shakers” for an evening – which sounds a lot of fun! Neil is pleased to see the summer arrivals starting to show their true colours. Neil explains that Sema was booked for back chatting to Luton ref Keith Stroud! On that basis the whole of the Rookery would have booked after 10 minutes!! King Ken goes up in all our opinions for that I’m sure 😊 The five word and long form reviews are as ever an excellent barometer for the game and the goings on of the week. COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

29 Okt 202354min

Charlie joins us with a balance of pleased but frustrated that out inability to defend cost us control of a game that we looked set to dominate, Bachmann not coming for the cross into the 6 yard box for Millwalls second goal, RichWFC2 echoes the points and agrees about concerns about the zonal marking for the corner which lead to the second goal. Mike Duffy joins us and calls out the subs as the tipping point in the game and heralds Bayo’s work rate and contribution. Kayembe and Sema also come in for praise. We discuss Mike running for charity next week (fortunately getting off the subject of Pete’s Debbi Harry fixation) and his just giving page is available via our twitter page. Pete Fincham joins us having joined us at the Bunker for pre match drinks and caught up with the guys from the Netherlands and Chris and Nick back in from the US. Pete calls out Keith Stroud before his sat nav contributes and we change to Ismaels game management in terms of Kone’s removal as the Canadian was covering such a lot of ground. Pete further calls out for many more crosses if we are playing Rajovic before remembering Sierralta’s missed chance. Carlos moans until he gets on with Chris (Jimmy Pesto) both struggling post an evening on the beer yesterday. Carl has his say on the online discussions over the last week and as to how we should support the club. Chris then joins us to tell his tale of hangovers and friendships generated at the club that he is now firmly connected to. Part Two out soon COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

28 Okt 202344min

As the podcast turn 3 years old the boys come together to ask if the original mission statement (or anything whatsoever!) has been achieved. We listen to Justin’s opening words from the very first podcast and realise that we have achieved zero personal growth in the intervening period, even if Justin no longer sounds like Mickey Mouse!! We discuss the ever-decreasing size of modern shin pads and the kick-ability of Jack Grealish, very small hard hats, Dawson and the Dullards, Mayonnaise on Chinese food, why we don’t think Blue Cheese Brett should use power tools, Pete spends £20 million on an injured striker whilst Carl suggested Andy Caroll!!! Carl aspires to be thrown out of Euro Disney – prompting Pete to tell his wife’s favourite joke, Peanut butter cost and texture are critiqued, Orange Juice with or without bits nearly starts a row, Pete bows to peer pressure, Carl confesses to unfairly incriminating his dog before Jason tries to make us all dip toast in tea – Carl confesses to strawberry milkshake fries and Pete remembers he has invented something similarly disgusting. Justin confesses to multiple visits to a “Garlic Farm” on the Isle of Wight – Pete and Carl interrogate this as Justin has been known to fabricate these things (see Opera singers for details). We go through peoples’ various meetings with Watford players, Carl uses the word photosynthesis unnecessarily to Gifton Noel Williams, Pete remembers the day, Steve Harrison, former left back, coach and manager accused him of vandalism. Carl then remembers that he too was accused of crime by a footballer with a dodgy Russian accent! Tales involving Micah Hyde, Nicky Wright, Lloydinho, Marlon King and others included. Jason is back again racing to a urinal with not quite a Watford legend, before tequila drinking tales with a genuine Watford legend! We get on to instruments not mastered via Luther all to challenge Carl to play Z-cars on the recorder before revelations of cheese sandwiches and Elton John!! A great question from Peter Lee sees the guy’s debate where genuine criticism ends and hysteria and nonsense starts – the guys answer in a way that can only described as hysterical nonsense. Thank you so much to everyone who has contributed in any way through the last 3 years – we are s grateful. COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

26 Okt 20231h 15min

Neal joins in the aftermath of Bretts “Grinding on a Tuesday Night” call and after a period of recovery points out that the return of senior players to the side has perhaps had a positive influence on the performances and results plus gives his understanding of TDB’s omission from the squad who travelled to Swansea. Neal also supports the stance of the manager supported by the club. Alan joins and he and Pete go off on a tangent about the joys of non league and womens football but not before enthusing over back to back wins! Sierralta and Livermore’s inclusion are compared to Gavin Mahon’s steadying influence on the team and the phrase “reassuringly mediocre” is used – which is always nice. Rookery Boi joins us on his way back from Swansea and calls out the fantastic away support! Nearly leaving before the end to beat the traffic they paused, and goals and glory ensued. Danny joins us from holiday, and we get an update on the weather in Portugal as well as joy from the Algarve as well as a call to appreciate Ken Sema more. Sierralta, Ngakia, Lewis and Livermore also come in for Portugal based praise from Danny. The 5 word and long form reviews are gone through as ever and a massive thank you to all who contribute in this format too. COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

25 Okt 202349min

POST MATCH PHONE IN - SWANSEA, PART ONE Ian joins us to enthuse over Sierralta’s performance and the team spirit displayed against the Swans, Justin is pleased to go joint top of the Prediction league, Wendover is rightly pleased with the shows of unity tonight and wants Jake Livermore wrapped in cotton wool after the veteran has started putting in calm and assured performances, we discuss the publicised lateness of Tom Dele-Bashiru which saw him dropped from the travelling squad. The fact that Dele Bashiru and Louza were not missed in this game sees people call them out as potentially dispensable but in general Valerien’s policy and the clubs communication of it is generally supported. We try not to get carried away as Swansea looked less than we had expected. Bachmann receives praise for his contribution and the areas of his game that seem to be improving this season. We ask – since the international break are we playing it around at the back less – because it feels like it! Ant joins us to strains of the “fab four” as some say hello and some want to say goodbye to the current regime, we discuss Ken Sema who hit the wonder strike of a winner! Ant continues his and Charlies campaign to see Martins kept on the pitch for 90 minutes before renaming Porteous as “Portois” providing the suspended Scottish defender an element of Gallic flair before the Millwall game. RichWFC2 supports the decision on Martins sub tonight whilst lauding the Brazilians contribution this season, Hoedt being suspended is discussed and Sierralta’s versatility and resilience is appreciated. Rich watched the game from the “spare room TV” and we decide this is a lucky omen that must be repeated! Rich asks if the disciplinary issues and their management style of them is sustainable over time. John joins us to say that he put a drunk cheeky bet on us on for us finishing top six however this may have been to a large number of what was described as lots of “Baby Guinesses”!! Music producer Brett then joins us (we suspect post many many Baby Guinesses) proposing to create a song inspired by John called “Buzzing on a Tuesday Night” before comparing Watford to the 15 year old Brett at a school disco! We don’t understand either but the words “Wham”, “Grinding” and “pulling a reasonable looking being” are used all in comparison to the Swansea performance. Metaphors have never been more dubiously mixed!!! PART TWO TO FOLLOW..... COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

25 Okt 202350min

We talk to Dan from “That Millwall Podcast” about the sad passing of their much respected owner in the summer, the recent departure of Gary Rowett and what we might expect as the Lions visit the Vic having done the double over us last season. Pete fails to pronounce several players names accurately. We discuss how well or not John Eustace did at Birmingham, we discover the difference between flashes and flushes in a pan and why visiting Watford is on Dan’s bucket list! The prediction league sees a level of jeopardy as to whether the ever-temperamental Jarvis will show up and we let Dan vote on whether the Cocker Spaniel should receive a points deduction! Carl is upset that he is still at the bottom of the table and Justin is unable to remember other peoples scores again. John’s musical choice turns metal with his prediction! COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

24 Okt 202334min