“Just f off”
What we are NOT doing is policing reactions, and there’s some strong words about it in this episode. In the closet this week, Candice confesses who’s been drying her downstairs up and Sarel gets A LOT...
8 Maj 202356min
Your Confessions… Nice while it didn’t last
We learn that the grass isn’t always greener this week, and sometimes you unfortunately learn that by some absolute trash d*ck. Sarel and Candice also read out a listener message ‘With Love from New Y...
4 Maj 202317min
Mo money mo problems
This episode is bringing the drama… Sarel and Candice return to the closet to discuss the whirlwind story of Candice’s wedding dress tailor, the hamster wheel of life and why you should NEVER let your...
2 Maj 202351min
Your Confessions… “His mum’s food tastes like wet foot”
We hope you’re hungry! We’ve got TWO confessions for you on the bonus episode this week.Sarel and Candice share their thoughts on horrendous in-law cooking (both uncooked and unseasoned…), why Filet-O...
27 Apr 202312min
Am I lying or just manifesting?
This week in the closet, you’ll learn why you should never make Sarel feel stupid and why you seriously need to hide your personal gummies from your kids.Confessions this week include Sarel’s inside j...
25 Apr 202336min
Your Confessions… “I let his mother know he cheated then left”
This week's bonus confessions have no advice, just gasps and cheers. Settle in and listen to this week's listener confession which is a wild ride of affairs, snooping and petty revenge.If you have a c...
19 Apr 20235min
A bag of panties and a ghetto twin
The beautiful thing about the closet is that we don’t always have to agree, and boy are this week's confessions a TOUCH divisive… Candice reveals a blasphemous fashion confession (don’t come for her p...
17 Apr 202349min
Your Confessions… “Baby daddy regret”
That’s right, with the new season you’ll be seeing us twice a week!Sarel and Candice have generously offered up a BONUS EPISODE to bring you one of the deepest confessions yet! They discuss finding yo...
12 Apr 202314min
