Mind your business and lock the chat

Mind your business and lock the chat

In the closet this week, Sarel and Candice are swapping phones and hiding their read receipts in this special BONUS episode brought to you by Acast Creative and WhatsApp by Meta.


Sarel sends a saucy text on Candice’s phone and suffers the consequences, Candice reveals that WhatsApp was a key moment in her marriage and there’s an interruption from Uncle Bodé which will leave you on the floor.


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