
Ok MC pheromones!
It’s Blue Monday, so to raise your spirits we’ve got a very special listener confession that will have you screaming. This cousin has a controversial opinion about shaving your private parts which lea...
15 Jan 202413min

Your Confessions… “What about me?”
The listener confession this week is from a cousin who after putting everything into her family feels completely lost as her children have got older. Candice and Sarel are here to remind you that it’s...
4 Jan 202419min

2024 is the year of DISCIPLINE
Is this an episode of Closet Confessions or Sarel’s therapy session? Kicking off the new year, Candice and Sarel are talking about how to bring discipline into your life so you can have the 2024 you d...
2 Jan 202450min

Your Confessions… “I’m ready to cut off the entire family and I don’t know where to start”
It’s listener confession time and this week’s cousin is wondering when and how to cut off the drama after a bereavement. Candice shares her experience of family management after the will is read and S...
28 Dec 202319min

The person on the pedestal is a piece of...
Merry Christmas cousins! In this festive episode, Candice and Sarel talk about why we need to stop idolising celebrities, why the simple pleasures are what they’re most grateful for and why they serio...
26 Dec 202347min

Your Confessions… "I don’t want to spend the holidays with my in-laws”
It’s almost Christmas so this week we have three different cousins needing some festive advice because none of us are safe from our own family!Sarel and Candice discuss working on your inner child, wh...
21 Dec 202319min

The scariest type of man
Candice and Sarel are back in the closet and on the agenda today: what that annoying beeping in the background really means, why Sarel hates pinky nails, men with penises at both ends of the size spec...
19 Dec 202342min

Your Confessions… “A breakup with huge consequences”
For the first time ever Sarel is left gagging as she spills the tea with this week's cousin confession.An 18-year-old cousin has just realised she wants to end her relationship and Sarel and Candice a...
14 Dec 202310min




















