🍌 “Ripe $$$” — Instacart’s banana strategy. Bitcoin’s Ice Age. Kindred’s Airbnb swap. +SF Super Bowl conspiracy
Bitcoin has officially wiped out all its gains from the Trump presidency… it’s a mini ice age.Instacart’s Super Bowl ad is all about bananas… Because ripeness retains.Airbnb rival Kindred just raised ...
5 Feb 22min
🚀 “$XXX” — SpaceX’s sugardaddy deal. Zebra’s Super Bowl stock. Pepsi’s price cut. +Minivan Millennial Dad.
One company is tracking every football at the Super Bowl… And it’s a publicly-traded stock.Elon Musk is merging SpaceX and Xai… It’s a sugardaddy acquisition.Pepsi is cutting prices on Dorito’s and al...
4 Feb 22min
🍸 “$haken” — Martinis’ alcohol defiance. Moltbot’s AI Facebook. Disney’s Musical TikTok. + Nike/Costco shoe
Moltbot has gone viral with a chatbot social network… AI Agents are chatting with other AI.Disney’s parks biz hit an ATH… but the real story is High School Musical on TikTok.There is 1 drink defying t...
3 Feb 22min
👋 “Meet the New Boss” — Kevin’s Fed. Super Bowl commercial dating. Brag Book job hack. +Secret Starbucks store
Serena Williams’ super bowl spot is already viral… But it actually cost 3x more than the sticker price.Get to know the next Fed Chair: Kevin Warsh… He’ll affect your money more than the prez.The #1 wa...
2 Feb 22min
🌅 “Afternoon Delight” — Starbucks’ All-day bet. Khabe Lame’s Influencer stock. Apple’s AI rental. +Silk Diapers
We went to Starbucks’ Investor Day… To keep the Siren growing, Starbucks wants your afternoon delight.TikTok star Khabe Lamy just sold his handle for $1B… He’s now the 1st ever Influencer stock.Apple ...
30 Jan 23min
⛸️ “$200K per Olympian” — Billionaires philanthropy splurge. Tesla’s young avocado tree. Phia’s $100M fashion butler. +Cursing Promotion Hack
Olympic athletes get $200K, babies get CEO money... It’s a golden era for billionaire donations.Tesla announced bad earnings but the stock rose… Because Tesla is a young avocado tree.Bill Gates’ daugh...
29 Jan 22min
📖 “70% Rule of Excellence” — Reading’s business ROI. Vital Farms’ egg-troversy. Instagram’s Big Tobacco suit. +Pokémon’s AI test
The best business ideas came from reading 1 sentence… Because 70th percentile 3 times makes you a 99 percenter.Vital Farms’ $1B egg stock is dropping… on Tiktok drama over orange yolks.Instagram & You...
28 Jan 21min
🧻 “TP to AI” — Toto toilets’ tech pivot. Minnesota’s CEO moment. Graza’s olive oil envy. +Spend-vesting
69 of Minnesota’s most powerful CEOs are changing things… in Minneapolis and the country. Graza sold 150M of viral squeezable olive oil… But now it faces Graza-formity & Forrest Gump.Toto is best-kno...
27 Jan 21min
