14 Days on the Mountain: Chapter 10

We've all been there, haven't we? Sitting alone in front of the computer screen late at night, when an advert for "Hot Singles in Your Area" or "Join our Gang Bang Club" pops up! Most of us know better than to give in to the temptation to click saucy adverts like these, but what happens if you suspend your disbelief? Well, you could be invited to join a swingers party that very night! (As long as you are a character in a fictional story!)I'm moving house at the moment and things are a bit all over the place, so I'm putting out a series of shorter episodes to tide you over and also keep myself in the groove until I'm settled in the new flat! This is a 4 part series which is very quick and simple, but I'll be delving into some longer and more substantial stories again soon, so please bear with me!TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains descriptions of sex shop merchandise and some male masturbation!If you enjoy listening to the podcast, please like and subscribe! It would also be really cool of you to share this episode with a friend - if you can think of somebody who you think would enjoy it as much as you do!If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688Thanks also to our advertising partners who make the podcast a viable enterprise!If you want to get in contact with the podcast:Email: letsgetsexypodcast@gmail.com Tweet: @letsgetsexypodInstagram: @letsgetsexypodcastFacebook: Let's Get Sexy Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

5 Jan 25min

The big sexy finale is finally here! Find out how Liam (the new Santa Claus) performs in the orgy festival opposite Krampus and his Satyr in the fifth chapter of Elfie - an erotic Christmas story written by Quixerotic1 for the website Literotica.com. Things seem to be pretty much ready: all the elves have been hired, the fauns are fauning, Mrs. Claus is leaking all over the place in anticipation and Liam has Elfie by his side to do whatever is necessary to satisfy Krampus! Everything is going to plan... when suddenly, who should turn up at the door!? An unwelcome guest who might just turn out to be the answer to all their problems? Or maybe they'll ruin everything!Thanks for joining me for this christmas special series of the podcast, I'll be back in the new year with a brand new story!TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex!If you enjoy listening to the podcast, please like and subscribe! It would also be really cool of you to share this episode with a friend - if you can think of somebody who you think would enjoy it as much as you do!If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688Thanks also to our advertising partners who continue to make the podcast a viable enterprise!If you want to get in contact with the podcast:Email: letsgetsexypodcast@gmail.com Tweet: @letsgetsexypodInstagram: @letsgetsexypodcastFacebook: Let's Get Sexy Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

29 Dec 20241h 18min

In this chapter of Elfie - an erotic Christmas story written by Quixerotic1 for the website Literotica.com - Santa Claus goes corporate with a complex new recruitment strategy! After all, you can hardly have a yule-tide orgy without plenty of elves to pad out the numbers! How do you conduct an interview for a job which is entirely secret, takes you away from your family, won't end until you're dead and also physically transforms your body? Well, in true corporate spirit, there are a lot of details which are not openly communicated at the outset. Emily fills out her role as CEO of the Xmas operation (when she gets a break from all her employees having it away in her office) and the fauns continue to do whatever fauns are supposed to do... Meanwhile we meet Jacob, a new character, and follow his journey as he signs his future (and body hair) away to a lifetime of merry servitude!Join in with the seasonal merriment of our fourth XMAS Special episode of the podcast...so Christmassy!TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex!If you enjoy listening to the podcast, please like and subscribe! It would also be really cool of you to share this episode with a friend - if you can think of somebody who you think would enjoy it as much as you do!If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688Thanks also to our advertising partners who continue to make the podcast a viable enterprise!If you want to get in contact with the podcast:Email: letsgetsexypodcast@gmail.com Tweet: @letsgetsexypodInstagram: @letsgetsexypodcastFacebook: Let's Get Sexy Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

22 Dec 20241h 4min

The plot (like a saucepan of bread sauce, simmering gently on the hob next to a fully roasted turkey and all the trimmings) thickens! In this Christmassy episode of Elfie - an erotic Christmas story written by Quixerotic1 for the website Literotica.com - Mrs. Claus gets to grips with her new job, and we meet some of her helpful new friends! Meanwhile, Liam and Elfie go on another late night excursion to capture a few more sex slaves for the harem... what wholesome festive fun! We also learn plenty more exciting details about the fae lore that governs Elfie and Santa's duel with Krampus - including a potentially important loophole which our characters could end up exploring to great advantage!Join in with the seasonal merriment of our third XMAS Special episode of the podcast! TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex, a (definitely) questionable attitude to consent and some mild bestiality (or furry kink, depending on the way you look at it)!If you enjoy listening to the podcast, please like and subscribe! It would also be really cool of you to share this episode with a friend - if you can think of somebody who you think would enjoy it as much as you do!If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688Thanks also to our advertising partners who continue to make the podcast a viable enterprise!If you want to get in contact with the podcast:Email: letsgetsexypodcast@gmail.com Tweet: @letsgetsexypodInstagram: @letsgetsexypodcastFacebook: Let's Get Sexy Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

15 Dec 20241h 25min

What would Santa be without his loving and supportive wife Mrs. Claus? That's exactly my point! So of course, at the top of the priority list for Liam and Elfie, is planning a lane night invasion to capture a woman for him to marry... well not marry exactly, more like force into the role of Harem caretaker.With the freedom to choose any woman in the world, you might expect Liam to consider the red carpet's hottest supermodels or Hollywood sweethearts... but why go to the trouble of leaving Sliverton when there's a perfectly good horse veterinarian with a drinking problem, who you went out with in high school, right around the corner! Never mind that you can teleport yourself instantly with the Christmas Magic!In this second chapter of Elfie - an erotic Christmas story written for the website Literotica.com by author Quixerotic1 - we get a deeper understanding of Santa's true role and what the festivities of the season really entail for him... something slightly naughtier than a snog under the mistletoe!TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex and an (arguably) questionable attitude to consent!If you enjoy listening to the podcast, please like and subscribe! It would also be really cool of you to share this episode with a friend - if you can think of somebody who you think would enjoy it as much as you do!If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688Thanks also to our advertising partners who make the podcast a viable enterprise!If you want to get in contact with the podcast:Email: letsgetsexypodcast@gmail.com Tweet: @letsgetsexypodInstagram: @letsgetsexypodcastFacebook: Let's Get Sexy Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

8 Dec 202453min

HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!Celebrate the festive season with a naughty little tale of Elfie - an erotic Christmas story written for the website Literotica.com by author Quixerotic1 - as the titular "fae" elf meets her new master: the unassuming and understandably bewildered Liam!In this first chapter of the series, the torch is passed, and our main character will have to make a pivotal choice which could destroy Christmas forever and allow the devious villain Krampus to win a sordid victory! How will this choice be made? By shagging of course!! What else did you expect!?Will Liam take up the mantle and defend the holiday spirit? OR will the world be plunged into years of woe!? Find out in this fun, seasonal story!Wishing you a very happy Christmas, I hope you'll enjoy the next 5 weeks of special festive episodes!TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex!If you enjoy listening to the podcast, please like and subscribe! It would also be really cool of you to share this episode with a friend - if you can think of somebody who you think would enjoy it as much as you do!If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688Thanks also to our advertising partners who make the podcast a viable enterprise!(Just a quick word on that: I have recently enabled advertising on the podcast after struggling to fund my work for the last 6 months. I know adverts are a bit annoying, but at this point the podcast could not exist without the financial investment that advertisers bring in. I will be working to bring an ad free edition of the podcast to subscribers via Patreon for those who would rather support me that way. Thanks for your patience and understanding!)If you want to get in contact with the podcast:Email: letsgetsexypodcast@gmail.com Tweet: @letsgetsexypodInstagram: @letsgetsexypodcastFacebook: Let's Get Sexy Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 Dec 20241h 16min

In this special bonus episode, I am joined by Suzannah Weiss - a feminist writer, sexologist and published author of "Subjectified: Becoming a Sexual Subject" which details her journey toward sexual empowerment and lays out a framework for moving beyond the objectification of women! Together we read a series of real life erotic love letters between a young couple and have a good chat about them afterwards!I hope you enjoy this special collaboration bonus episode - please check out Suzannah's work by visiting her website: https://suzannahweiss.com/ or by following her on social media: Twitter https://x.com/suzannahweiss , Instagram https://www.instagram.com/weisssuzannah/ , Linkedin https://www.linkedin.com/in/suzannahweiss/TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains references to sex!If you enjoy listening to the podcast, please like and subscribe! It would also be really cool of you to share this episode with a friend - if you can think of somebody who you think would enjoy it as much as you do!If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688Thanks also to our advertising partners who make the podcast a viable enterprise!(Just a quick word on that: I have recently enabled advertising on the podcast after struggling to fund my work for the last 6 months. I know adverts are a bit annoying, but at this point the podcast could not exist without the financial investment that advertisers bring in. I will be working to bring an ad free edition of the podcast to subscribers via Patreon for those who would rather support me that way. Thanks for your patience and understanding!)If you want to get in contact with the podcast:Email: letsgetsexypodcast@gmail.com Tweet: @letsgetsexypodInstagram: @letsgetsexypodcastFacebook: Let's Get Sexy Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24 Nov 202451min