THE BEST OF FOREVER DOG 2018

New year, new us. JK, JK we’re staying exactly the same — and we’re cruising into 2018 with a very “us” episode. And can we just say — it might be our favorite from the season. We the Thots discuss “consent” which is more than a buzzword for all y’all’s think pieces, okurrr? What do we consent to when we walk into a gay bar? How do we as queer folk cultivate systems of sexual harassment and rape culture? What are our responsibilities when we enter these spaces, whether we are the flirter or the flirtee?Also, we bring back our very-requested advice segment “Penny For Yr Thots” and discuss why y’all gotta stop using the word “bitch,” how we navigate toxic attractions to masculinity, and when it’s totally okay to exploit your relationships for art and/or Twitter fodder. And to — ahem — top it all off we discuss our New Year’s resolutions and… it gets personal. Tune in and find out what (and who) the Thots are cutting down on next year. Auld lang syne n' shit.Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoRelease date:31 December 2017 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

31 Dec 201757min

Here’s a little XXX-mas special for you. For our holiday episode, we’re re-gifting you our most recent live show! Donning some gay apparel, we got into the heaux-liday spirit with a lil game of Thotty Mad Libs (it’s exactly what it sounds like) and the we share the stage with three queer rockstars, who each share a riveting, ridiculous, delirious, delectable Impure Thot — our recurring segment of sexy storytelling.First up, we have Broad City actor and comedian Bowen Yang, who tells a tale in which he accidentally tries an extremely illegal substance. (Find out which one!!!) Then, we have the sweet dream and beautiful nightmare Harron Walker who shares a story that involves the phrase “all-girl bukake.” To close us out, we have queer mermaid genius Janea Kelly who shares what can only be described as an Epic of Thottery, she is basically a neon-wig-wearing Virgil. Y’all are in for a treat.Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoRelease date:22 Dec 2017 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24 Dec 20171h 9min

Gentlethots, in this episode, we start a new segment where we talk about everything that made us cry this week (lol), for our Impure Thot, Joe shares a nightmarish cautionary tale involving a full bottle of poppers and his mom’s Subaru Forester.Our theme this week is “adulthood.” Unlike Roy Moore’s preferred sexual partners, we Thots have come of age. But what does growing up really mean, and when do y’all feel your most adult — especially when the constraints of adulthood are so defined by heteronormative structures?Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoRelease date:17 Dec 2017 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

17 Dec 201757min

Beloved thots, we're back. Our premiere episode is all kinds of mess, starting with a satiating game of Top Secret, wherein the thots decide whether or not their favorite cultural icons are tops. Then, we drop some wisdom on y’all with Certified Thot Life Hacks — Fran teaches you how to know if someones read your email, Tommy drops knowledge on how to get out of paying for a date, and Joe claims poppers can be used for *anything* you want. This episode’s theme is “upgrading.” Where do the waters get murky when you pursue goals of notoriety? What are the costs of rising to the top (even if you’re still a bottom)? Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread Dennis: twitter.com/theearldenden Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco Release date: 10 Dec 2017 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

8 Dec 201755min

THOTNOUNCEMENT! If you're in New York, we'll be hosting a *free* Season 2 launch party courtesy of Ace Hotel New York! Catch your RSVP with the banner on food4thotpodcast.com and our Facebook events. One more week til our season premiere, thots! Join us at Ace Hotel to celebrate in person, or join us digitally on our social media below: Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Angel: twitter.com/angelnafis Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco Release date: 3 Dec 2017 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

3 Dec 20172min

THOTNOUNCEMENT! If you're in New York, we'll be hosting a *free* Season 2 launch party courtesy of Ace Hotel New York! Catch your RSVP on our website and Facebook events. Anyway! We've got a *bonus* ep for you, and this week we’re joined by the almost-too-on-brand guest thot Joel Kim Booster and his very hot, sexy muscley brain. Fresh off his album release and Comedy Central special, he came to talk about who we are and how we act online. (Three out of four thoughts wore jumpsuits, just for visual effect.) In this ep we do some “live tweeting,” and also Joel is extremely funny and super intelligent, tbh maybe *too* much kind of a show off so likelihood that he will be invited back are not looking good. Subscribe to our newsletter for periodic updates and thotty mini features: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Joel: twitter.com/ihatejoelkim Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco Release date: 28 November 2017 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

28 Nov 201758min

We feel positively titillated to tell you that we've partnered with INTO for our second season to bring you the thottiest content possible (and weekly!)Not to mention, ya girls are gonna be pushed into every Grindr-users phone every Sunday, as a continued, elaborate scheme to get back at our exes. Join us at the inaugural Brooklyn Podcast Festival at The Bell House in New York Nov 19 with special sexy guest thot Joel Kim Booster. Much like Taylor Swift's goodstanding with the general public, these tickets won't last. http://ticketf.ly/2xzM18K Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

15 Nov 20172min

Our second season will be in yr thotty ears next month. Can’t wait that long? Come see us headlining (nbd) the Brooklyn Podcast Festival at The Bell House November 19 with special sexy guest thot Joel Kim Booster who (again nbd) just had a stand up special on BASIC CABLE!! Tickets are available on our site, and running out faster than Dennis after his Grindr hookup says he’s a bottom. http://ticketf.ly/2xzM18K Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12 Nov 20172min