Gooning 101 (Goon Caves, Goonettes, and Pornosexuals)
Send us a text Ever heard of gooning? Well, you're about to! This week, Jake takes me on a crash course through Gooning 101! Also: sensory overload, jacking with your buddies, and masturbating casually! Fill your goon cave with the amazingly hot smut on Adult Time! Use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to support the show and get an awesome deal on your membership! https://www.g2fame.com/adulttime/go.php?pr=8&su=1&si=247&ad=274626&pa=index&ar=&buffer= Relevant Li...
7 Juni 202348min
Pussy Magic (Vaginal Suction, Tantric Cupping, and the Refractory Mystery)
Send us a text Pussy so good you barely have to move! This week, we're talking about a questionable Twitter thread and all the wonderful things pussy can do! Also: Jake doesn't understand how pussy works and neither of us understand how dicks work! There's great pussy and plenty of suction over on Adult Time! Use the code LoveEmmaFlash23 when you sign up to get free access for a week and see what all the fuss is about! https://www.g2fame.com/adulttime/go.php?pr=8&su=1&si=247&a...
24 Maj 202341min
2 Chatty 2 Cathys (Crying Like a Man, Machine Milking, and Tentacle Sex)
Send us a text This one's for the real Pillow Cases! We're in recovery mode this week, so we're keeping things chill again! Also: The Fast and the Furious, monster dildos, and Grey's Anatomy hot takes! If you want a Creature Cock, check out the super cool Monstropus! Use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order from Betty's Toy Box and support the show! https://www.bettystoybox.com/collections/all/products/monstropus-tentacled-monster-8-5-inch-silicone-dildo?sca_ref=6...
17 Maj 202351min
Two Chatty Cathys: Bone Zone Edition
Send us a text We're keeping it casual this week! We talk about the joys of anal vibrations, finally getting some Dunkaroos, whether having a dog will ever get Jake into the bone zone, and some other stuff! If you want to show your ass a great time, you should try the Rise Thrusting Anal Plug! Get it from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order and support the show! https://www.bettystoybox.com/collections/all/products/a-play-rise-thrusting-an...
10 Maj 202341min
Girl's a Liar Too (Dick Size, Dirty Porn, and Delicious Spunk)
Send us a text Ladies, we're onto you! This week, we're going over the lies women tell about sex! Also: manbabies, sexy criminals, and being a moaner! If you want hot porn with dark themes, you'll find it on Pure Taboo! Use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to get a great deal on your membership and support the show! https://www.g2fame.com/puretaboo/go.php?pr=8&su=1&si=239&ad=274626&pa=index&ar=&buffer= Relevant Links: The 14 Most Savage Lies Women Have Told Men ...
3 Maj 20231h 9min
Boy's a Liar (Tight Condoms, So-So Blowjobs, and Jellybean Pussy)
Send us a text Check his papers! This week, we're going over the sex lies every guy tells! Also: wildflowers, a masturbation red flag, and writers telling on themselves! You gotta get off more, so you should check out all the great smut on Adult Time! Use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to get a great deal on your membership and support the show! https://www.g2fame.com/adulttime/go.php?pr=8&su=1&si=247&ad=274626&pa=index&ar=&buffer= Relevant Links: The 8 Sex Li...
19 Apr 202351min
Questionable Cosmo Sex Tips (Forks, Marbles, and the Dick Donut)
Send us a text 78 Bedroom Moves Guaranteed to Drain His Balls! This week, we're looking at some classic and questionable Cosmo sex tips! Also: canoes, vacuums, and the worst thing you can do with your loose change! Get yourself some proper sex toys from Betty's Toy Box! Use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order and support the show! https://www.bettystoybox.com/collections/emma-austins-favorites?sca_ref=628789.JLRTrDmNLN Relevant Links: 19 of the Greatest Cosmo S...
12 Apr 20231h 8min
Tight Foreskin, Bro (Phimosis, Phatigue, and Taking Phorever to Come)
Send us a text Well, I guess we're due for a dick update! This week, we're checking in with Jake's foreskin and how much progress he's made on his phimosis! Also: exhausting sex, loads of precome, and the foreskin slide! If you want to enjoy a great stroke, try out a Tenga Spinner! Get it from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to get 15% off your entire order and support the show! https://www.bettystoybox.com/collections/all/products/tenga-spinner-penis-masturbation-cu...
29 Mars 20231h
