Vaginismus Sucks (When Your Pussy Acts Like an Asshole)
Send us a text Here's a riddle: when does your pussy act like an asshole? When you've got vaginismus. Vaginismus ruined my sex life for years and made me worry that I'd never get to fuck again. This week, Jake and I discuss the condition, what causes it, and how you can manage and overcome it. We also talk about those porn videos where women watch guys jerking off in their cars, how my body tried to tell me to become a nun, and yet another reason why big dicks can be a challenge. If you...
12 Aug 202047min
Initiating Sex (Libido Mismatch, Subtle Sexiness, Initiation Fuck Ups)
Send us a text What are your go-to ways for initiating sex? Do you make bold moves or do you prefer a more subtle approach? In this week's episode, we discuss what initiating sex looks like, why guys often don't pick up on it, and how shy and submissive gals do it without being too obvious. We also talk about the reasons Jake missed out on a hell of a lot of sex over the years. If you'd like to try out the Hot Octopuss Pulse Duo, you can get it from Naughty North (if you're in Canada) or ...
5 Aug 202048min
Pussy Eating for the Win! (Eat It Like You Mean It)
Send us a text Is there anything more intimate than eating pussy? In this episode, we talk about Jake's first time going down, give tips for doing it well, and go over Emma's multiple near misses and first times. Emma also shares her most embarrassing sex story and spills the juicy details about how she's been playing with our partial sex doll Pussy Tits. Relevant links: How to Go Down on a WomanHow to Eat Pussy Like You're StarvingWhat She Means When She Says "Don't Stop"My ...
29 Juli 202055min
The Masturbation Episode (How, Why, and Where We Wank)
Send us a text Do you remember the first time you masturbated? I don't. But I know it was a really long time ago. In this episode, Jake and I talk about about my earliest masturbation memory, how I get myself off these days, and why we make it a regular habit. We cover using fingers instead of toys, incorporating ass play, and mutual masturbation (because self-love doesn't always have to be solo!) Relevant links: I Let My Husband See My Real Masturbation StyleThe Benefits of Mutua...
1 Juli 202054min
Never Have We Ever (Stranger Sex? Masturbation Injuries? Double Penetration?)
Send us a text How well do you know your partner's sexual past? This week, we find out by playing a dirty version of Never Have I Ever. Along the way, we talk about the times we've both injured ourselves masturbating, the woman we affectionately know as "butt Sharpie lady," I rave about my favorite new sex toy, and I reveal how I watch porn. If you'd like to try the Sultry for yourself, you can get it from Betty's Toy Box. Be sure to use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 10% off your e...
24 Juni 20201h 12min
The One With All the Blowjobs (From Our First to Emma's Fantasy Blowjob)
Send us a text Do you remember your first blowjob? In this episode, we tell you all about the first time I gave head and the first time Jake received it. We also go over our personal journey with blowjobs, our big blowjob boundary, why deepthroating never happened for us, and about the blowjob that wasn't our first but felt like it was. And we somehow end up talking about eating pussy quite a bit because we just can't seem to stay on topic. If you happen to share Jake's fapping fant...
17 Juni 20201h 14min
Yes, No, Maybe - But Mostly Maybe (Emma's Sexual Boundaries Revealed!)
Send us a text When's the last time you went over your sexual boundaries? We decided it was time to check in with each other. What turns me? What turns me off? Does Jake ever take things a little too far? What could I use more of? In this week's episode, Jake asks me 27 questions to check where my boundaries are. We talk about my change of heart about pussy slapping, my love-hate relationship with roleplaying, and why being called "baby" is hot but it's weird when Jake does it. Relevant...
3 Juni 20201h 12min
Aural Sex (Audio Porn, Orgasm Recordings, Dirty Talk, and a Cringey Phone Sex Story)
Send us a text This week, we're back in the closet and talking about the sounds of sex. I talk about my formative experiences with aural sex, how Jake found his way to talking dirty, and why I have to be forced into it. I also tell the topsy-turvy, frustrating, and cringey story about the first time I had phone sex (which I should probably regret but really don't). If you want something fun to play with when you're enjoying some audio porn or phone sex, check out Betty's Toy Box. It's our...
20 Maj 20201h 3min
