Let's Take Edibles and Bone (Drunk Sex and High Sex)
Send us a text I'm always at least a little high when I have sex - except when I've had a few drinks. That's been pretty peachy for me, but for Jake it's a whole other story. This week, we talk about the perks and downsides of having sex while drunk or high. I go over my list of reasons Jake is a much better fuck when he's sober. We discuss the sexy side of sweater weather, treadmill masturbation fantasies, and drunken dick stabs. And we may or may not have offended unicorns. Giving a s...
14 Okt 202049min
Should We Start an OnlyFans? (Porn, Patreon, and the Phuture)
Send us a text Have we filmed porn? Yes. Would we do porn? That's a little more complicated. The podcast hit a milestone this week and we used it as an opportunity to talk about the future. What shape is the podcast going to take? Will we be podcasting into our 80s? Or are we just going to give it all up to do porn? We also talk about my bathsturbation routine, celebratory donuts, being horny control freaks, brand management, and why we'll probably never have sponsors. Want to try my favo...
7 Okt 202051min
The Porn Quest (We Get Drunk and Spend Too Much Time on Pornhub)
Send us a text Do you have a hard time finding the porn you want? Jake does. But that's because he sucks at searching for anything. This week, we get drunk on bad daiquiris and I give Jake the search terms he needs to find the right wanking material. We also discuss cabin dads who fuck, big titty goth girls, the sexiest footwear for women, risky handjobs, and the search term Pornhub wouldn't allow us to use. Want to watch some hot BBW porn? Check out Shape of Beauty on Adult Time - use ...
30 Sep 202054min
Our Intro to Porn (Towels Over the Door, Magazines in the Woods, and Pirated Videos)
Send us a text How did you discover porn? Jake and I are both big fans of porn now, but we discovered it in very different ways and at different parts of our lives. This week, we tell those stories and talk about how our porn consumption has changed over the years. We discuss my towel trick, finding dirty magazines in the woods, attempted uses of the Sears catalog, discretely mailing porn payments, and we cap it all off with lots of outtakes. We're both really big fans of Whitney Wright...
23 Sep 202041min
Demisexuality Is Weird (Sexual Attraction, Dating, and My OnlyFans Addiction)
Send us a text How do you feel sexual attraction? For us, it's rare. When it does happen, it's all about the emotional connection. This week, we talk about what it's like being demisexual, why it makes dating weird, and how it influences our porn choices. We also talk about why we can't be swingers (even though we have the perfect living room mattress for it), why group hangs are better than dating, and having sex without an emotional connection. Not every demisexual loves porn, but we do...
16 Sep 202051min
Our Favorite Sex Positions (For Now, At Least)
Send us a text I love variety when it comes to sex but there are a few positions that I keep going back to. This week, Jake and I talk about our favorite sex positions. We each share our current Top 4 and discover that we have surprisingly little overlap. We also talk about Jake struggling to find JOI porn, positions that showcase your best bits, getting into a good rhythm, my sex leg, and the position we've attempted lots of times but rarely pulled off. One way to make your best sex pos...
9 Sep 202052min
Is My Husband a Cuckold? (An Investigation)
Send us a text Is Jake a cuck? That's a surprisingly difficult question to answer - but we sure do try! This week, we talk about Jake's cuckold leanings, why the label might not fit perfectly, and whether or not I'm a hotwife. We also discuss compersion, cottage porn, and that time I sort of forgot about Jake during a threesome. If you want to enjoy some immersive POV cuckold porn, check out Be The Cuck. While you're at it, watch some fantastic girl-girl porn on Girlsway. Both of those a...
26 Aug 20201h 1min
Pussy Massage: The Musical! (But It's Not a Musical)
Send us a text Have you ever had a pussy massage? I don't mean fingering or manual sex. I mean a full-blown, hour-long, slow, lubricated massage. If you haven't, you really should give it a try. And this week, we go over how we discovered pussy massages, why they're so damn divine, and how to give one. We also talk about being rope bondage noobs, pussy rubbing playlists, third-person sex fantasies, and we put Tantric sex on blast (don't @ us). If you want access to a huge treasure trove ...
19 Aug 202043min
