GOURD GUYS: Big Moo Shu’s Going Meshuga

Mazel Morons, and Happy Thanksgiving! Today we're feeling incredibly blessed. So much so, that we've decided to bring the feast to YOU in the form of a Gourd Guys Thanksgiving Spectacular! And by that, we mean an episode that's publishing on Thanksgiving. We're talking all about our plans for Turkey Day, what an IDEAL festive spread looks like, the glory of Chinese takeout, and more! Plus, we delve into what our dealbreakers are and answer YOUR Speakpipes about forced vasectomies- what holiday joy! We saved you a seat at the table, so don't fill up on bread - otherwise what are you NUTS? Love y'all, and we hope you have a very Happy Thanksgiving! Leave us a voicemail here! Sponsors: Fatty15 is on a mission to replenish your C15 levels and restore your long term health. You can get an additional 15% off their 90 day subscription Starter kit by going to fatty15.com/GOODGUYS and using code GOODGUYS at checkout. Start earning points on rent you're already paying by going to joinbilt.com/GOODGUYS If you want to upgrade your restroom ritual, you can grav Goodwipes at Target, Walmart, Kroger, and most local grocery stores! Just head to the toilet paper aisle and look for the bright, aqua, rose and emerald packages. They're also available on Amazon if your more of an online shopper. Right now, Prolon is offering Good Guys listeners 15% off their 5-day nutrition program. Go to ProlonLife.com/goodguys Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices