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James joins us live on the podcast! We bring back a fan favourite German Or Gibberish! We have a very special lady come on for Matt vs Michael, where they must see who’s the best at picking up chicks! Matt’s tinder adventures continues, will this be his lucky week? And, of course, the classics. Sh*t Talk, Question Time, Michael's Film Reviews and a Prank Call where Darren demands a refund for a movie...while watching it. -- - Intro 0:00 - 11:50 - Sponsors 11:51 - 19:55 - German or Gibberish 19:56 - 27:17 - Bong Break 27:18 - 27:46 - Matt vs Michael 27:47 - 39:00 - Speaking With James 39:01 - 43:15 - Matt’s Tinder 43:16 - 1:07:20 - Bong Break 1:07:21 - 1:07:35 - Q&A 1:07:36 - 1:20:22 - Michael’s Movies reviews 1:20:23 - 1:24:42 - Matt’s Website Review 1:24:43 - 1:35 :13 - Prank Call 1:35:14 - 1:41:54 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwA Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a FREE 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5x FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do it visit: https://www.athleticgreens.com/fullyactual #AthleticGreens #AG1 If you want to support us as well as watch our weekly vlog episodes sign up to our website! Its free. for the first 21 days so you can see if you like the content. Thank you precious rings - http://universityofmarcheal.com Our OnlyFans is finally here - https://onlyfans.com/fullyactual Here's the link to our other social channels if you want to see us being silly billies on other platforms - Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/martyandmichael YouTube -  www.youtube.com/martyandmichael Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/martyandmichael TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/martyandmichael Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Maj 20231h 43min

Special Guests: Maitland And Jess come on for a cheeky chat! Matt Vs Michael heats up even further as the boys try to out-spell each other. Will Michael move further ahead or will Matt begin to prove that he isn't a stupid dumb idiot? Matt's Tinder Adventures returns again as Marty writes an acrostic poem to a girl that makes Michael laugh so hard that he cries. We force The Brown to review our website videos starting with "You Laugh You Lose Part 2". And, of course, the classics. Sh*t Talk, Question Time, Michael's Film Reviews and a Prank Call featuring our favourite Aussie battler, Darren. -- Shit Talk: 0:07 - 12:02 Sponsors: 12:20 - 20:55 Matt Vs Michael: 21:56 - 36:44 Special Guests Maitland & Jess: 37:27 - 1:02:34 Matt’s Tinder Adventure: 1:03:13 - 1:29:10 Question Time: 1:29:40 - 1:44:11 Michael Review’s Fast & Furious: 1:44:36 - 1:49:15 Matt Reviews “You Laugh You Lose Part 2”: 1:49:16 - 1:53:26 Prank Call - 1:53:40 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwA Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a FREE 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5x FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do it visit: https://www.athleticgreens.com/fullyactual #AthleticGreens #AG1 If you want to support us as well as watch our weekly vlog episodes sign up to our website! Its free. for the first 21 days so you can see if you like the content. Thank you precious rings - http://universityofmarcheal.com Our OnlyFans is finally here - https://onlyfans.com/fullyactual Here's the link to our other social channels if you want to see us being silly billies on other platforms - Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/martyandmichael YouTube -   www.youtube.com/martyandmichael Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/martyandmichael TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/martyandmichael Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 Maj 20232h 1min

Marty and Michael take over Matt's Tinder account again for some more extremely hilarious tinder conversations. Will Matt get lucky this week? After last week's loss, Matt tries desperately to reclaim the title of the better brown.  In Matt Vs Michael, the boys go head to head in a challenge that will test their fourth grade literacy skills. Marty brings on Dr Dan to discuss his health problems And, our favourite Aussie bogan, Darren, calls up a cheese cake shop to see if he can sneak in a "surprise" for his convict wife. -- Intro 0:00 - 9:24 Sponsors 9:25 - 18:48 Dr Dan 18:49 - 42:03 Break 42:04 - 42:19 Horoscopes 42:20 - 47:00 Who's The Better Brown 47:01 - 57:14 Matt vs Michael 57:15 - 1:04:25 Tinder 1:04:26 - 1:27:43 Michael’s Movie Reviews 1:27:44 - 1:38:00 Prank Call 1:38:01 - 1:49:55 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually.  Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwA Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a FREE 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5x FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do it visit: https://www.athleticgreens.com/fullyactual #AthleticGreens #AG1  If you want to support us as well as watch our weekly vlog episodes sign up to our website! Its free. for the first 21 days so you can see if you like the content. Thank you precious rings - http://universityofmarcheal.com Our OnlyFans is finally here - https://onlyfans.com/fullyactual Here's the link to our other social channels if you want to see us being silly billies on other platforms -  Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/martyandmichael YouTube -  www.youtube.com/martyandmichael Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/martyandmichael TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/martyandmichael Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24 Apr 20231h 51min

'Matt's Tinder Adventures' is back! We revisit some saucy conversations from last week before chatting to a whole range of future Mrs Brown's. Matt's embarrassment and anger reaches an all time high as he hears Marty's bizarre seduction strategies. Matt Vs Michael reveals who is the better mathematician... Who will win? We have another Brown come on to challenge Matt's title as the very best Brown. Will Matt continue to win? Or will the guest Brown take home the $1,200? Matt's horoscope continues to reveal the true darkness that is Matt Brown. This week details an altercation with a family pet dog... We also get sent the world's hottest gummy. Predictably, it leads to a huge amount of pain and instant regret. And, of course, the classics. Sh*t talk, Michael's Movie Reviews and a prank call featuring our favourite furious foreigner... Arnold Feine. -- Sh*t Talk: 0:00 - 8:45 Sponsors: 8:46 - 18:15 Horoscopes: 18:16 - 24:17 Who’s The Better Brown: 24:18 - 33:40 Matt VS Michael: - 33:41 - 39:42 Matt’s Tinder Adventures: 30:43 - 54:35 PO Box: 54:36 - 1:00:03 Michael’s Movie Review: 1:00:04 - 1:06:50 Prank Call: 1:06:51 - 1:17:49 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwA... Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a FREE 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5x FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do it visit: www.athleticgreens.com/fullyactual #AthleticGreens #AG1 If you want to support us as well as watch our weekly vlog episodes sign up to our website! Its free. for the first 21 days so you can see if you like the content. Thank you precious rings - http://universityofmarcheal.com/ Our OnlyFans is finally here - https://onlyfans.com/fullyactual Here's the link to our other social channels if you want to see us being silly billies on other platforms - Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/martyandmichael YouTube -   www.youtube.com/martyandmichael   Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/martyandmichael TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/martyandmichael Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Apr 20231h 19min

We have an absolute cracker of a podcast for you legends with a NEW SEGMENT! Marty and Michael take over Matt's Tinder account and start trying to find him his Mrs Brown. The results are hilarious. Will we find the brown maiden of Matt's brown dreams? Another Brown tries to steal Matt's title as the very best Brown. Will they win the $1000? Or will Matt continue to be the best Brown in Brown Town? In Matt Vs Michael, the boys go head to head in a hilarious challenge that leaves Matt very red-faced and embarrassed. Also, we hear from Marty about his health issues of late. And of course, the classics. Sh*t talk, Horoscopes, Question Time and Michael's Movie Review. Unfortunately, due to a technical issue, there is no prank call until next week. -- Marty Health Update : 00:27 - 15:29 Sh*t Talk: 15:30 - 24:49 Sponsors: 24:50 - 34:06 Horoscopes: 34:07 - 41:19 Whose The Better Brown: 41:20 - 50:09 Matt vs Michael: 50:10 - 57:21 Matt's Tinder Adventures: 57:22 - 1:21:21 Question Time: 1:21:22 - 1:30:59 Michael's Movie Reviews: 1:31:00 - 1:36:09 Failed Prank Call: 1:36:10 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwA... Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a FREE 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5x FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do it visit: www.athleticgreens.com/fullyactual #AthleticGreens #AG1 If you want to support us as well as watch our weekly vlog episodes sign up to our website! Its free. for the first 21 days so you can see if you like the content. Thank you precious rings - http://universityofmarcheal.com/21daytrial Our OnlyFans is finally here - https://onlyfans.com/fullyactual Here's the link to our other social channels if you want to see us being silly billies on other platforms - Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/martyandmichael YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/martyandmichael Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/martyandmichael TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/martyandmichael Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Apr 20231h 38min

This week, we met a little speed bump with Marty's health. Here is a little update for you all and we'll be back bigger and better than ever next week! -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. If you want to support us as well as watch our weekly vlog episodes sign up to our website! Its free. for the first 21 days so you can see if you like the content. Thank you precious rings - http://universityofmarcheal.com/21daytrial Our OnlyFans is finally here - https://onlyfans.com/fullyactual Here's the link to our other social channels if you want to see us being silly billies on other platforms - Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/martyandmichael YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/martyandmichael Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/martyandmichael TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/martyandmichael Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Apr 20234min

We surprise Matt with his new chair that leaves him “Bouncing” with joy. Both Matt and Michael warm up their vocal cords for a sing off in this episode's Matt vs Michael. This weeks horoscopes expose Matt's truly horrific nightly routine... We welcome our favourite friend to deceive - Lacci live on the podcast! Michael's anger hits boiling point as he reviews Matt's weekly movie choice, "The Horse Soldiers". And, in this week's prank call Arnold Feine calls for help when he gets stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper! -- Matts New Chair: 0:00 - 6:30 Intro : 6:31 - 14:35 Sponsors: 14:37 - 20:05 Break: 20:06 - 20:20 Horoscopes: 20:21 - 29:38 Whose The Better Brown: 29:39 - 39:13 Matt vs Michael: 39:14 - 45:38 A conversation with Lacci: 45:39 - 1:06:09 Pranking Lacci Cousin: 1:06:10 - 1:09:27 Break 2: 1:09:28 - 1:09:44 Q&A 1:09:45 - 1:20:13 Movie Review: 1:20:14 - 1:30:25 Prank Call: 1:30:26 - 1:33:53 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. If you want to support us as well as watch our weekly vlog episodes sign up to our website! It's free. for the first 21 days so you can see if you like the content. Thank you precious rings - http://universityofmarcheal.com/21daytrial Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwA... Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a free 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! All you have to do is visit: https://www.athleticgreens.com/fullyactual #AthleticGreens #AG1 Our OnlyFans is finally here - https://onlyfans.com/fullyactual Here's the link to our other social channels if you want to see us being silly billies on other platforms - Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/martyandmichael YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/martyandmichael Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/martyandmichael TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/martyandmichael Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27 Mars 20231h 35min

We welcome AFL football legend Jonathan Brown to compete on this weeks Who's The Better Brown which presents high stakes for Matt to try to beat an famous Brown! Matt and Michael have to perform another extremely uncomfortable task in the Matt vs Michael segment. This weeks horoscopes leaves Matt feeling ashamed of an action he is predicted to commit. This week's movie review leaves Michael infuriated with Matt once again and leaves Matt unsure on another film recommendation.  In this week's prank call, Marty calls a pharmacy while Michael says outrageous and embarrassing words that Marty has to say throughout the call. This week we lie to Connor (our podcast editor) making ridiculous claims that our podcast is at risk of being taken down.  -- Sh*t Talk - 0:00 - 09:11 Sponsors - 09:12- 16:46 Horoscopes - 16:47 - 23:55 Matt vs Michael - 23:56 - 29:54  Who's The Better Brown - 29:55 - 43:03  Lie to Connor - 43:04 - 49:20 Q&A - 49:21 -1:01:17 Matt’s Tinder - 1:01:18 - 1:03:54 Michaels Movie Review - 1:03:55 - 1:16:25 Prank Call - 1:16:26 - 1:22:27 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually.  Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwA... Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a free 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! All you have to do is visit: https://www.athleticgreens.com/fullyactual #AthleticGreens #AG1 If you want to support us as well as watch our weekly vlog episodes sign up to our website! Its free. for the first 21 days so you can see if you like the content. Thank you precious rings - http://universityofmarcheal.com/21daytrial Our OnlyFans is finally here - https://onlyfans.com/fullyactual Here's the link to our other social channels if you want to see us being silly billies on other platforms -  Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/martyandmichael YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/martyandmichael Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/martyandmichael TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/martyandmichael Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 Mars 20231h 24min