72: Why NOT to cook naked ft. Jamie and Jools Oliver

Buckle up baby! Our return as NewlyWeds is here and we are back with a bang!!! This week we get into the nitty gritty details of Jamie and Sophie’s honeymoon. Why did Sophie vomit out of her nose? What happened to Jamie’s baggage? And why did Sophie wear the same dress everyday? PLUS Sophie and Jamie answer all of your unanswered questions with a special section of listeners questions - for one week only! Thank you so much for all of the amazing messages whilst we’ve been away. We appreciate it so so much. Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: newlyweds@jampotproductions.co.uk-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Additional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

9 Juli 202345min

GUYS we're coming back! And coming back with a BANG 🚀 All we'll say is JULY but until then the sun is shining so here's another sizzling episode of Write Me Dirty...Post pod coitus and vapes in strange places…Presenting GK Barry, and Joe Baggs - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debuts…‘Soho Whore House’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️What happens in the disabled toilets stays in the disabled toilets… When one thing leads to another Joe Baggs makes a shocking discovery about himself - he will never be the same again‘The coming of age story of our time- literally.’ The Financial Times‘Cranberry Showers’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Under the gritty backdrop of JD Wethers, sexual tensions escalate quickly, when two colleagues share more than they intended. They say there’s no smoke without fire, but what about vapes?’Modern day Shakespeare’ The IndependentCredits:Executive Producer: @JamielaingSenior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathboneAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docsVideographer: @jamierg99Engineer: Jamie BilesOriginal Theme: SnackTracksA JamPot Production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

18 Juni 202331min

WE'RE ON HONEYMOON! But of course, we haven't forgotten you! Here's a little gift for your ears, to keep you satiated while we're away, and we'll be back very soon...(And if you love what you hear, you can SUBSCRIBE here: https://shows.acast.com/write-me-dirty) Forbidden love, nude FaceTimes and aphrodisiac sweets.Presenting Jamie Laing, and Tom Lucy - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debuts…‘Brown Belts’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️How can a shower feel so dirty? What happens when a secret fantasy comes true? A tale of dominance and untold sexual desire between two friends.‘I’ve not felt this turned on since American Pie’ The Times‘Candy Smitten’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Evening. London. Strawberries. Cream. SEX. It started so sweet, but ended so salty. A secret kiss. A lot of rain. We’re not the only ones getting wet in this story.’Spellbinding’ The ObserverCredits:Executive Producer: @JamielaingSenior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathboneAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docsVideographer: @jamierg99Engineer: Jamie BilesOriginal Theme: SnackTracksA JamPot Production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11 Juni 202330min

Grab the tissues, and perhaps a lift raft, cos the tears are flowing in this FINAL episode of NearlyWeds.Jamie and Sophie are fresh off the back of wedding and boy have we got a treat for you and them as we relive the wedding - all the speeches - the best men, the father of the bride, the groom - plus live reactions from friends and family on the day.Thank you to Producer Jack for pouring his heart into this episode - it’s truly beautiful.Thank you to Sophie and Jamie for sharing this wild ride with us - it’s been a joy.And thank you to all of YOU for joining us on this journey. It’s been an absolute blast and we hope you enjoy this episode 🤍But for now, we bid adieu to NearlyWeds because we’re ‘Nearly’ no more.But watch this space… we’ll be backInstagram: @nearlywedspodcastTikTok: @nearlywedsEmail: contact@nearlywedspodcast.com-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Additional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

28 Maj 20231h 1min

13 months, 59 weeks, 413 days, it’s been a rollercoaster but we’re finally here. We made it. Pat yourself on the back ‘cos we’re going to the chapel baby, YEHHAAA!!!! Jamie and Sophie are getting married. It’s the wedding episode!! We’re taking you behind the scenes, chatting to the couple’s nearest and dearest. But before we get to "The Day," we’re hanging out with Jamie and Sophie at their pre-wedding retreat, Palmrocks. Then it’s rehearsal time before we get to THE BIG ONE. And this is just the beginning - next week we’re going face first into the reception, joined by lots of special guests, dishing the deets on what is - let’s face is - probably the best wedding ever. And if you’re planning your own wedding, you simply must get the NearlyWeds Digital Wedding Planner here: https://www.gigiandolive.com/collections/all/products/the-nearlyweds-digital-wedding-plannerInstagram: @nearlywedspodcastTikTok: @nearlywedsEmail: contact@nearlywedspodcast.com-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Additional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

21 Maj 202337min

The Lie Detector test is back and better than ever! Just days to go until the Spanish wedding, Jamie and Sophie Bring Mark back to the studio for an even more explosive test. Will Jamie reveal whether he still masterbates? Does Sophie think their sex has become stale since the wedding? And Did Jamie invite paparazzi to the London Wedding???PLUS… Producer Jack and Producer Jemima make their NearlyWeds debut. They reveal what it’s REALLY like working with Jamie and Sophie behind closed doors…Thanks for watching xDrum Roll… We are officially launching The NearlyWeds Digital Wedding Planner. We’ve taken everything we have learnt from all the experts we have spoken to and put it into 175 pages of Wedding Planning Help. Jamie's best woman, Georgie, founder of Gigi & Olive, was our constant confidant throughout the planning. A wedding expert who was also a great friend, giving us easy checklists and fantastic advice. This is why the 3 of us have created this beautiful digital planner focusing on everything you need to do as a NearlyWed. Easy to use and completely customisable; add pictures, create mood boards, input your budget, keep track of your guest list, compare supplier pricing and more; everything in this template will help you create the wedding you actually want. Get your own NearlyWeds Digital Wedding Planner here: https://www.gigiandolive.com/collections/all/products/the-nearlyweds-digital-wedding-plannerInstagram: @nearlywedspodcastTikTok: @nearlywedsEmail: contact@nearlywedspodcast.com-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Additional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

14 Maj 202333min

Three weeks to go until the wedding! Two very special guests have flown all the way from Spain to join us this week. First, Jamie and Sophie’s wedding cake designer, Kat for some very last minute cake tasting. Plus Lucia, the couple’s wedding planner lets us in on what Jamie and Sophie are REALLY like as clients.Listeners messages are off the richter scale this week and a special shout out to As and Charlotte for being bloomin' superstars with their incredible jingle - love it.If you want to eat Kat's cakes: https://katscakesmarbella.com/If you want a wedding planner in Marbella: https://www.caprichia.com/teamThanks for listening xInstagram: @nearlywedspodcastTikTok: @nearlywedsEmail: contact@nearlywedspodcast.com-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Additional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

7 Maj 202354min

Another hectic hectic week on NearlyWeds. Sophie gives her run down on EXACTLY what happened on her hen do! Plus, the INCREDIBLE Tally Gilbert from @pinkystudio__ comes in to the pod who has written incredible personalised poems for every single one of the guests at the wedding!Again, thank you so much for all the amazing messages this week. And a particular shout out to everyone who's sent us in messages about things up bums, we've had a lot.Thanks so much for listening xInstagram: @nearlywedspodcastTikTok: @nearlywedsEmail: contact@nearlywedspodcast.com-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Additional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampion Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 Maj 202347min