1 Short, Sweet, and Unapologetically Horny (Poutine Levine + Robyn Kennedy)

Remy is joined by her friends and fellow NYC comedians, the ridiculously funny hosts of Mango Bae; Pranav Behari and Usama Siddiquee. Prepare to guffaw on this wild LOLercoaster full of truly one-of-a-kind wet dream stories from BOTH of our guests, a WAY too in depth look at Tik Tok, and a rousing (arousing?) game of "Should You Put This In Your Ass?" Pranav and Usama compete for the title 'How Cum's Sexiest Man' as they talk feminism, treating people properly in bed, and why the best men value successful funny women, instead of being intimidated by them. Finally our guests talk about growing up in Hindu and Muslim households with immigrant parents and how those experiences impacted their sex lives. Also, we get a deeper look into the Kama Sutra; spoiler alert- it's NOT ONLY sex positions! Enjoy. CW: Heteronormative/ gendered language Follow Usama on Instagram @UsamaStandsUp Pranav @pranahaha and their podcast @YourMangoBae Follow us at @howcumpodcast and Remy @RemyKassimir. This episode has hilarious extras with VIDEO. Sign up for access to everything for only $5 at patreon.com/howcum Check out our website for live shows & merch! Mentioned in the episode: Buzzfeed Quiz: Should You Stick This Up Your Butt? Richard Gere and The Hamster/Gerbil Urban Legend

18 Maj 20201h 3min

This week Remy, Ben and How Cum were featured on Bravo's The Real Housewives of New York City in the wildest clip we could've ever expected! In the beginning of our episode, Remy and Ben discuss behind the scenes drama + how they feel about what went down and then we jump back in time for Remy's interview with woman/ reason it all happened; Bravolebrity and podcast host Chanel Omari, star of Princesses: Long Island. Our guest waxes poetic on how to be 'cool' while Remy asserts that Chanel's perceived vulnerability and openness is what made her so relatable on her 2013 show. Chanel reveals how a public breakup on national TV brought on  insecurities that affected her cumming ability, and why feeling safe with a partner plays such a big role sexual experiences for her. Chanel also discusses what dating is like as a celebrity, the hardships that come with being treated as an achievement, and why it is important to be your most authentic self in all aspects of life. She has recently started a podcast with Dina Lohan called, "Listen to Me, The OG Mama D."  Follow Chanel on Instagram @ChanelOmari and her podcast @ChanelinThe Follow us at @howcumpodcast and Remy @RemyKassimir. This episode has extras. Sign up for access to everything for only $5 at patreon.com/howcum Check out our website for live shows & merch!

11 Maj 20201h 15min

Trigger warning: suicidal ideation, substance abuse and death- but it's a really fun one, we swear! This week we're joined by Instagram God, Legend, "Daddy," (whichever you prefer--)Tank Sinatra - AKA George Resch; the man behind the memes and @TanksGoodNews. In this episode we discuss Nanny's legacy, how Remy is coping with her very recent death (recorded in early December 2019), and George tells us how his relationship with his late grandmother shaped him for the best. We talk about dealing with loss, why death exists, and how to stay positive through dark times. Tank talks us through his sobriety journey, hitting rock bottom, and how to turn your life around by seeking out the good. We discuss how to go from co-dependent to healthy committed relationship, and why you shouldn't search for someone to "complete" you. Finally we talk family drama, parenting tips, stoic philosophy, and almost as if Nanny had requested it herself: GOSSIP. Why do we love it, and is it what makes us human? CW: Heteronormative + binary language Follow George/Tank on Instagram @TankSinatra and @TanksGoodNews Follow us at @howcumpodcast and Remy @RemyKassimir. Check out our website for live shows & merch! Extras on Patreon.com/howcum Books and Authors mentioned: The Missing Piece - Shell Silverstein The Obstacle is The Way- Ryan Holiday The Daily Stoic- Ryan Holiday Authors/ Thinkers: Emmet Fox Ekhart Tolle Neale Donald Walsch - Conversations with God Dale Carnegie- How to Win Friends and Influence People

4 Maj 20201h 13min

We're talking *comedy couples*, Christianity, and confusing cums this week with hilarious standup comedian Taylor Tomlinson. Currently quarantined with her new (also comedian) boyfriend Sam Morril, Taylor tells us about how living together unexpectedly has been and how a joke she made led to their Web-Series "New Couple Gets Quarantined." We also talk about Taylor's Christian upbringing, and how an abstinence-only education may have led her to have "better sex" than her friends but also the guilt it caused within her sex-life. We hear about the difficulties of staying "pure" as well as how she opened the floodgates' after receiving head in a parked car on a dimly lit suburban street. Taylor tells us how she has learned to set boundaries in order to filter out bad relationships and what phrase lets you know that you're dating a keeper. We also hear about Remy's new family dynamic, forgetting what your exes' bodies look like naked, and all the UTIs vulva owners are getting while banging inside. CW: Heteronormative language Follow Taylor on Instagram @TaylorTomlinson Follow us at @howcumpodcast and Remy @RemyKassimir. Check out our website for live shows & merch! Extras on Patreon.com/howcum Today's theme song was covered by our Cumpanion Maja. Find her on Spotify under "Maja and the Missing Orchestra"

26 Apr 20201h 11min

We're talking love and relationships in the time of quarantine with none other than sought after psychotherapist Vanessa Marin, who specializes in sex therapy and couples therapy. She gives us insight into maintaining a happy relationship while working and living in such close quarters, navigating new relationships while being quarantined separately, and dating in quarantine as a single person. (How?!) Finally we discuss Vanessa's online programs that help you transform your sex life from ordinary to extraordinary, all from the comfort and privacy of your own home. [Courses like The Passion Project: A Couples' Blueprint To Rediscovering Desire And Reigniting The Spark and Finishing School: Learn How To Orgasm.] Open up those ears and legs, and hopefully we will all emerge revived and more sexually equipped. Enjoy! Follow Vanessa on Instagram @VanessaMarinTherapy Follow us at @howcumpodcast and Remy @RemyKassimir. Check out our website for live shows & merch! Extras on Patreon.com/howcum Also mentioned in this episode: The Domestic Abuse hotline: If you or someone you know is stuck in a situation that is unhealthy please reach out to https://www.thehotline.org/help/

20 Apr 20201h 19min

Bit of a trigger warning on this episode with the flagrant and unfiltered (yet wildly empathetic) comedian Andrew Schulz. Andrew goes deep into why he thinks women like true crime, his innovative dating strategy for deciding someone is going to be his girlfriend ("The Two Week Rule"), and his views on pegging, the male g-spot, rim jobs, and queefs. We get to travel back in time for this one [recorded in October] and Andrew tells us all about his *new* girlfriend >> fast forward THIS week is their 1-year-anni (!!) Cumgrats. Finally we talk growing up in NYC, how to know a guy is cumming without verbal cues and Andrew describes a sex position that he says is '8/10 guaranteed to make a woman squirt.' TW- Heteronormative/binary/homophobic/trans exclusionary language + body shaming Follow Andrew on Instagram @AndrewSchulz. Follow us at @howcumpodcast and Remy @RemyKassimir. Check out our website for live shows & merch! Extras on Patreon.com/howcum mentioned in this episode: Vanity fair article about city kids in groups Creative story 'Twelve'

12 Apr 20201h 7min

Legendary sex therapist, podcaster and host of SiriusXM's Sex With Emily, Dr. Emily Morse stops by to dispel sex myths and teach us how to have the hottest sex of our lives!! Strap in, strap on, this one is going to be CUMAZING.  We learn about "The Kivin Method," (a wildly erotic and way more effective new way to go down on a vulva), prostate milking, and the best ways to store your sex toys. Dr. Emily then teaches us about navigating boundaries and asking to do new stuff, the biology of the honeymoon period, and how to get out of your head during sex with another person. We hope you enjoy this one as much as we do!  Follow Emily on Instagram @SexwithEmily. Follow us at @howcumpodcast and Remy @RemyKassimir. Check out our website for live shows & merch! Extras on Patreon.com/howcum Toys/ Books Mentioned in the Episode: Toys: We Vibe Touch, We Vibe Rave, Unbound bullet, Doc Johnson bullet, Je Joue Gii kii, Je Joue Mimi, Womanizer, Satisfyer, Plus One, Sweet vibrations, Crave Vesper, & Aneros Prostate toy. Books: Women Code - Alisa Vitti Hot Sex: Over 200 Things You Can Try Tonight! - Emily Morse Good Vibrations Guide: The G-Spot - Cathy Winks

5 Apr 202035min

We've cum back! No, it's not an April Fool's Joke, we wouldn't do that to you during this nightmarish pandemic. We kick off the season by taking a much needed deep dive into mental health with comedian and mental health advocate, Kelsey Darragh. The topic? Maintaining sanity. During quarantine as well as when we're back in "normal life." We talk stress, depression, anxiety, suicidal tendencies and how to develop coping mechanisms for when the going gets tough. Kelsey talks us through her experience with panic attacks and how a simple 'how-to' list for her boyfriend went viral. Remy makes a list of her own to help you laugh through the pain and see the positive side of being stuck at home. We hope that you love this episode as much as we do. Stay safe, stay sane. Welcum to Season 3! Follow Kelsey on Instagram @KelseyDarragh and her podcast @ConfidentlyPod. Follow us @HowCumPodcast, and Remy @remykassimir Check out our website for show dates and merchandise. Check out Patreon for videos and extras

1 Apr 20201h 34min