Ep. 574: I Slept With 100 Men in One Day REVIEW

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida No matter how hard we tried, Andrea Allan and I could not seem to have sex with each other. This week's episode is with my friend and fellow comedian Andrea Allan, an "off-putting babe" who likes rough sex and funny men. Hear the story of two people wanting to bang each other who just…couldn't. Comedian Andrea Allan has dated—f*cked— a lot of stand-up comedians. We discuss the common question amongst the comedy community: should comics date other comics? Even if you do, could you f*ck a bad comic? Comedian sex has the same major rule as stand-up comedy: Always Be Funny. Andrea likes rough sex that sounds like a homicide. Hear about the time her roommate had to decide to either c*ckblock Andrea or potentially let her be murdered. The fellow podcaster is so intense in bed—not bad, just intense—that she scared my d*ck into submission. How should a woman react to a guy's sexual dysfunction? Listen to a hilarious story about a prank I pulled involving women's panties on Andrea's podcast The Hot Mess Comedy Hour! Follow her on Twitter @AndreaComedy. Also, you probably have herpes. Support The Manwhore Podcast and get awesome rewards! Make a pledge today on my Patreon page! This week's show is sponsored by collections of empty whiskey bottles next to your bed. They're not just for college kids anymore. Email your comments, questions and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Juni 20151h 16min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Burlesque veteran Peekaboo Pointe joins me on this week's Manwhore Podcast to talk about dancing, dating and getting naked. Peekaboo has a storied past as rich as the history of burlesque itself! I enjoyed talking to the "Lazy Stripper" about this fun, sexy art form and getting to know what it's like being, well, Peekaboo! Peekaboo Pointe is "The Fastest Tassle Twirler from East to West"! With well over ten years of experience under her belt, Peek has been around since the early days of New York City's burlesque revival. She tells me about how she transitioned from modern dance to stripping down to pasties. "Can't we all just get naked and make some art?!" Thank you so much to everyone who emailed, tweeted and shouted their kind words after hearing last week's break-up pre-intro. It means so much to me to have such amazing strangers who care about me. From the bottom of my heart, I love you all. Except Jim. Peekaboo schooled me on the history of burlesque and its recent resurgence in the new millenium. We also compare the many similiarities between burlesque dancing and stand-up comedy. Because how can you not sleep with at least one auience member? Plus, we tear down Tinder and thoughtless pick-up lines. Read my quotes in Vanessa Golembewski's Refinery29 piece, "How Do New Yorkers Respond to Rape Jokes?" Check out Peekaboo Pointe being fabulous! Twitter Instagram Facebook Transition song: "Night Train" by Jason Aldean Support The Manwhore Podcast and get awesome rewards! Help me make the podcast even better and visit my Patreon page! This week's show is sponsored by hibernation. It's not getting fat. It's hibernation. Email your comments, questios and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com www.Manwhorepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Juni 20151h 4min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Comedian Mike Cannon makes a special appearance on The Manwhore Podcast this week. Holy sh*t! What didn't we talk about?! Love. Dating. Craigslist. Hairy assh*les. Mike and I covered it all! We start this week's episode off on a super sad note. I had a rough weekend and I explain why. Don't worry: the show gets better when I start talking about rimjobs. Congratulations to Ireland for proving that even Catholics can be loving human beings! The Republic of Ireland voted to legalize same-sex marriages in their country by public referendum. How did the f*cking Catholics beat us to marriage equality?! It's probably responsible to check-in about your sexuality once in awhile and make sure you're not missing out on something that you want. Right? No? We enter that heteroman world of, "Well if you were gay…" I also blow his mind when I tell him about my naked podcast episodes. We discuss his decades-long relationship and how they manage the very different work schedules of a fashion girl and a stand-up comedian. Of course, at this point they've faced the marriage question many times. Is it necessary? Hear why these 30-year-olds aren't getting married anytime soon. Mike Cannon is just a super f*cking funny comedian and you really need to check him out. If you like me, he's way better. Twitter: @IAmMikeCannon Listen to Deep Inside the Rabbit Hole Podcast! Watch The Weed News with Mike Cannon! Sorry, Soundcloud listeners! This is the final episode of The Manwhore Podcast on Soundcloud! Download the show on any other podcast app. Sorry for the inconvenience! This week's episode is (unofficially) sponsored by Mike's girlfriend's floral design shop Buds of Brooklyn! Win a free Autoblow 2 valued at $180! Click here and pledge any amount to my Patreon page to be entered to win. Deadline is June 4! Email your comments, questions and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27 Maj 20151h 20min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Crystal was my annual NYU tradition. We met Welcome Week during our freshman year at New York University and made it a point to hook-up each year. Lots of not-sex with Crystal back then. Now she's in an adorable long-term long distance relationship. I'm still sad and alone. NYU was a casual sex fest for me. Crystal shared a similar amount of adventures, including a pair of hot threesomes! Despite our busy dance cards, we somehow made time for getting naked with each other once a year. But we have no idea how it started! How do you think we hooked up? Email your guesses to manwhorepod@gmail.com! Manscaping: it's finally come up! One hairy listener wants to know how he can trim up his pubes to his wife's liking. They're both about to enter the swinger scene so he wants a pube 'do that pleases a wide audience. Crystal has been dating her first love for five years. They have recently begun a hopeful long distance relationship. After years together, she still struggles with opening up emotionally but knows this guy could be the one. We discuss how best to express one's love for their significant other. One way not to do it? Text message. Long distance relationships require quite a bit of sexting to keep the flame burning strong. But sexting has its own struggles. I mean, what's the best angle to make your c*ck look impressive? Is a selfie stick the cure to getting a great shot of your ass? The following people played a huge role for me in starting and keeping up this show. Please go check out their projects and ventures. They're all awesome-as-f*ck, talented people! How To: Keith and the Girl's Ultimate Podcasting Guide Art: Branson Belchie Intro Music: "The Voice" is Evan Williams. The music is Kevin MacLeod. Encouragement: Comedian Nick Callas and writer AJ Marechal. Win a free Autoblow 2 valued at $180! Click here and pledge any amount to my Patreon page to be entered to win. Deadline is June 4! Email your comments, questions and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 Maj 20151h 17min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida The third and final (?) naked podcast is upon us! Mary completes my first series of naked podcast episodes talking about casual sex, being vanilla and losing her virginity. The dad bod craze makes an appearance in this week's show and one listener wants to know how to be a responsible unicorn. What happens when two Tinder right swipes get naked and talk about sex? Well…sexy things! Mary challenged herself to step outside of her comfort zone and got naked with a total stranger. We discussed how natural the nudity eventually felt. It was pretty cool. The dynamic was different than my previous nude episodes because since she came from Tinder, we both inherently knew we were attracted to each other. Listen to the sexual tension build. The dad bod is in. Hear me discuss my joys and concerns over the latest male body type craze. The dad bod is a guy who isn't entirely in shape but isn't an unhealthy fat guy. It's sort of inbetween. Think Leonardo DiCaprio inbetween movies. But dad bod should not become a socially acceptable term for fat folks to hide behind. Let's not let it become the male "curvy." I discuss why hidding behind trendy buzzwords doesn't help the body positive movement. Read the article that started the craze on The Odyssey. Mary has quite the story about the first time she had sex. She was a late bloomer, getting her first kiss at 20. The first time she had sex was in public. She tells us about why it wasn't as hot and awesome as we may think. One listener wrote in asking for advice for planning her first threesome. Using the threeway dating app 3nder, she wants to know how to responsibly prepare for the event while making sure everyone has a good time. My most important piece of advice? Have fun! This week's episode is sponsored, actually, by the Autoblow 2! This automated blowjob machine will turn any solo masturbation adventure into a hands-free frenzy. Win your very own Autoblow 2 by becoming a patron of The Manwhore Podcast. Make a pledge on Patreon before June 4 and be entered to win this amazing new male sex toy! Click here to enter! Email your comments, questions or boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Maj 20151h 1min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida The Naked Manwhore Podcast takes one gay man and one straight man and strips them of their clothes to get an amazing episode about sex and dating. Whether gay, straight or queer, we can all relate to the topics of lusting for sex, falling in love and navigating the frustrating world of dating. Two nude dudes cover Truvada, Craigslist and romance! Want to check out the books Stephanie got me? What Do Women Want? by Daniel Bergner A Billion Wicked Thoughts by Ogi Ogas and Sai Gaddam The Invention of News by Andrew Pettegree On the second installment of my naked podcast series, James and I discuss the finer points of Craigslist and dick size. As James tells us, "I never met a dick I couldn't take." You could be that dick for him, if you're on Scruff! PrEP and Truvada have revolutioninzed safe sex in gay culture. A community of men ravaged by the AIDS epidemic and scared straight into using condoms now have a new tool to protect themselves against HIV transmission. LGBT folk and experts have mixed feelings about Truvada, the miracle pill that makes gay sex safer and saves lives. Although it protects HIV-negative people against contracting the virus, it is not necessarily an automatic excuse to ditch condoms since it does not protect against other STDs. James shares his personal reasons for using PrEP to get to bareback sex faster. Gay or straight, prepping for receiving anal sex is pretty much the same. Bathe daily. Be aware of your colon. Finger your butthole while showering. Plus, these naked men talk about their shared hopes for seeking romantic relationships. We also discuss Jefferson's Bukkake Social Club! One gay man writes in to the show to talk about his discomfort around his straight friends. He wonders if hetero dudes feel just as uncomfortable around him. For those of you who know my opinion on generalizations, I'm sure you can guess what my advice and answer to him is! Here's the study referenced about ethically nonmonogamous couples being healthier than cheating monogamists. "Unfaithful Individuals are Less Likely to Practice Safer Sex Than Openly Nonmonogamoous Individuals" in The Journal of Sexual Medicine Support The Manwhore Podcast and become a patron on Patreon. Click here for great rewards! This week's episode is sponsored by backgammon. What you thought was just a fun board game is actually the downfall of your gambling addiction. Buy today! Email your comments, questions and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Maj 20151h 13min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Naked podcast number one begins with Daniela! A kinky naked lady strips down and bares all with nudity of the body and mind. We're talking about online dating woes, sexual exploration and anal fisting on a sexy new episode of The Manwhore Podcast! This is the first in a short series of nudist podcasts. I believe that we are at our most vulnerable when naked in front of a new person.Combine that with opening up to a total stranger and I think it makes for a very interesting dynamic! So I recruited on Reddit and Tinder to find a few fun and brave souls to strip down with me and chat. Not as weird as we expected, but I still totally got a boner. Daniela has had a rough time with online dating since moving to New York. She shares her bad luck with dating and Tinder horror stories. Plus, she tells me about her newfound relationship with casual sex. I got to see more than Daniela's boobs. I got to see some bruises, the product of some rough sex on a recent drunken night. This leads to a chat about sex toys and and erotic fantasies. She even surprises me with one very affectionate fetish. Pet play is fun. Centaurs are still weird. Become a patron of The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and get great rewards for improving the show. Click here to become a patron for as little as twenty-five cents a month! This week's episode is sponsored by Mondays. Nothing good to say about them, but they paid for more press coverage. Email your comments, questions and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Apr 201559min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida How soon is too soon to send a d*ck pic? Lauren hops on the mic for a Tinder School Reunion to talk about showing your penis and the pitfalls of dating. Get that V wet! Two years after their Tinder one-off, Lauren pops by Bushwick to chat with me about her dating style. Recently she's moved off of Tinder and hunts down men at the bar, or "in the wild" as she calls it. Where do people meet in real life these days? I still fantasize about meeting a woman at a bookstore where we reach for the same copy of Gotham and lock eyes as we both think to ourselves, "Wow this book is really f*cking heavy." Lauren remembers Billy being very sweaty. I reveal that I just have a nervous dating tick that makes it seem like I was doing cocaine in the bathroom. Hear about my nervous itch on this week's episode of the podcast! Is Tinder for hooking up? Is it for dating? Lauren and I discuss Tinder's ambiguity problem. It's important for a dating website or app to be specific about its purpose. Coffee Meets Bagel: coffee, bagels and meeting. Cougar Life: meeting older women/younger men. Christian Mingle: getting together to hate gay people. What's one of your favorite moments from the past year of The Manwhore Podcast? Send me your favorite quotes from past episodes and it might just end up on the next batch of Manwhore Condoms! Listen to me on The Hot Mess Comedy Hour with Andrea Allan and Emily Lubin! Listen here! Become a patron of The Manwhore Podcast and get some awesome rewards! Help make the podcast better and visit my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by renewing my lease, because it's the longest relationship that I've ever had. Email your comments, question and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Apr 201557min