The Wheaties of the Night (Book 6)
Book 6!!! Part 1! (Chapters 1- 10) “Wake and Bake” Jake’s interiority complex. Eight pounds of pressure crushes a larynx. Jake takes advantage of an empty house to practice his most penetrating of mor...
30 Nov 20221h 16min
(Minisode) Three Loud Jerks
As we near the end of our first season, we each rank the six Animorphs to see who our consensus favorite is. There are some surprises along the way (Chris factors kill count into their rankings? ), in...
23 Nov 202250min
A Quibble over the Quarrel at the Quarry (Book 5)
Book 5!!! Part 3! (Chapters 17- end) Just morph into seagulls! Gashes aplenty. My mom’s dead, my dad’s a vegetable. Songs that slap and birds that flap. Hork Bajirs are just lizards with knives glued...
16 Nov 20221h 13min
Reality Has a Corner (Book 5)
Book 5!!! Part 2! (Chapters 9-16) Just turn it on! Chapman’s hidey hole. Thank you, Krat’s Creatures. Degrassi, but with ants. We suck cousin blood. Big A. Till the assholes return. KA Applegate is ...
9 Nov 20221h 6min
Caffeinate the Boy!!! (Book 5)
Book 5!!! Part 1! (Chapters 1-8) Marco the adorable rascal battles bandits with bedazzled blades!! Sub tops, dom bottoms, and power tumblers; oh my! Andalites dying of wounds. Eddy wonders aloud if it...
2 Nov 20221h 7min
(Minisode) Shin Clifford
Minisode time!!! Despite Chris's best efforts to fake sick, Eddy ain't buyin' it. The Anidorks are going back to school for another “Edd(y)-utainment” segment. Miranda gets misty-eyed at the memory o...
26 Okt 202234min
How’s Your War Going? (Book 4)
Book 4!!! Part 3!! (Chapters 18 - End) Enter: Ax! Thumb war with a ghost. How many fingers?! A tail-motivated crew. Visser 3 eats his feelings. Ax, the Aaron Carter of Animorphs. Dainty splashes light...
19 Okt 20221h 5min
God in the Form of Whale (Book 4)
Book 4!! Part 2! (Chapters 9 - 17) Dolphin time! Hawks wearing watches, squirrels wearing pants. Surrender your human legs. The gang becomes dolphins so they can finally act like kids. Chill out, bi...
12 Okt 20221h 7min
