My Four Are Too Short!!! (Book 17)
*trigger warning for discussions of SA and SA-related imagery* The gang orders the happiest of Happy Meals. Rachel has a terrifying dream. Morphing into moles takes the Animorphs all the way from womb...
5 Feb 202557min
Tall Enough to Pass as a Shoeless Woman (Book 17)
*content warning for self-harm and sexual assault imagery* The Animorphs survive a fruity, Freudian hellscape and infiltrate a mental institution. Meanwhile Miranda, Eddy, and Chris try to figure out...
29 Jan 20251h 1min
Two Geeks Make One Greek (Book 17)
Book 17!! Rachel and the others head downtown to attend the grand opening of a Planet Hollywood, but end up saving a man’s life instead. Why doesn’t Ax thought-speak in his human morph? Could six rapt...
22 Jan 20251h 6min
(Mailbag) Chapman’s YouTube Apology
As Chris would say: hellooooo Anidorks! We’ve printed out all of your letters (one-sided! double spaced!) and stuffed the mailbag full of that wonderful paper— just so that we can empty it. If the unc...
18 Dec 20241h 24min
Gump It Up (Book 16)
Book 16 ends with Joe Bob Fenestre revealing that he’s been slurping Yeerk. Jake’s mother shares that she is in possession of two weapons, though unfortunately neither of them is a broad sword. Are w...
11 Dec 202454min
Fiesta de Fenestre (Book 16)
The gang wrecks a mansio. Jake the Tiger radicalizes some armed guards. Joe Bob Fenestre shows off his very cool bedroom. How is it that these books can pivot between a deranged millionaire confessi...
4 Dec 202454min
Get Behind Me, Hork-Bajir (Book 16)
In which Rachel gets tased, Ax gets shot, and Jake morphs into a battering ram. Why is Fenestre more capable of fending off the Animorphs than the US military or even Visser 3 himself? Is Jake's fai...
27 Nov 20241h 3min
Handfuls o' Jake Guts (Book 16)
The gang breaks into an office building and puts on a little show for the employees. Jake nearly dies and then has a totally normal dinner with his totally normal family. In this book, Jake is the l...
20 Nov 20241h 13min
