85-dying marriages, insecurity, large labias, and confessing your desires in tantric date night pt. 3
Lets discuss the inevitable ups and downs; what resentment unresolved goes to look like in your marriage. What are your options, is it hopeless, and how do you handle it? Next we talk your roster; does your spouse know your #, I polled the freaky fam on social media the majority of you are open book while others would rather you not ask- one listener asks how he could about finding out his wife's past, and I give my honest opinion. One female listener expresses her insecurity about her large labia and her hype queen has arrived, another male listener wants sex everyday and has a wife with 4 kids under 2- oh whatever shall he do. Spoiler alert: its just a season, chill bro - but don't worry bc I have the perfect line to get a warmed up wife instead of a closed off wife! Todays last segment is part 3 of our TANTRIC DATE NIGHT SERIES and its all about telling them what you reallllllllllly want, no holding back!!!! Tune in now to level up your sex life. xoxo JOIN THE PATREON; for sexy ad free erotic short stories and an intimate community setting .https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast FOLLOW ME IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com
27 Juni 202242min
84- DMT, A wandering eye, 3somes, and pussy appreciation.
Happy Monday Freaky Fam!! The pateron has officialy launched- link below. Today we start off with me sharing my experience with "the spirit molecule" aka DMT- next I'm discussing the 5 phases of relationships, and then dive into this weeks listener questions! One mans wandering eye, another couples interest in a 3some, one husbands wife who has zero drive any longer and what to do! Todays part 2 of our Tantric Date night series is PUSS appreciation- so take some damn notes! =) Join the Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. CANNFUSION JUICE- legal in all 50 states! code HOUSEWIFE for 20% off go to cannfusionjuice.com follow me: IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast TIktok-@thehornyhouswifepodcast
20 Juni 20221h 1min
83- threesomes, stale-sex, and Cock Devotion pt.1 of Tantric Date Night Series
Patreon is LIVE link below! Follow me on IG to stay connected @_thehornyhousewifepodcast. Todays listener questions are about a couple wanting to possibly add a woman to the bedroom, they want to know any tips or things to stay away from. One woman says her husband isn't into her anymore, he can't keep an erection and recently happily obliged to her idea to go to a swingers club-the sex life is stale does she have any hope. Our last listener question is a man who said his wife straight up told her she isn't into it anymore, she doesn't want gifts or to burden him in anyway-she rejects any initiation of love and he feels gut punched. Jordy is giving it to ya straight=) Today is the first part of the 5 part series of Tantric Date Nights- Cock Devotion is todays segment and YOU WILL WANT TO HEAR IT ALL! Godbless the mens dicks and the ladies confidence. JOIN THE PATREON (ad free audio erotica + more) https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Foria Welless (my fav sex oil/lube/suppositores) use code JORDYNHAKES20 for 20% off.https://www.foriawellness.com FOLLOW ME AND ASK ANYTHING ig- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast ADVERTISING thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com
13 Juni 202257min
82- handjob technique tips, Dirtytalk 101, and a man who needs his wife sex drive back. ft. audio erotica (MF)
Hey freaky fam today we are learning some TECHNIQUE, in regards to good ol fashion HJ. (who woulda thought), these are sure to spice up the bedroom and build confidence. Speaking of building confidence who doesn't want to get better at dirt talk-lets give you some pointers. Of course today we have some super relatable juicy listener questions one being a man who can't take the sexual neglect any longer. He wants his wife back-tune in to hear my thoughts. Todays audio erotica: "I (M21) fuck my boss (33F) for a promotion" written by reddit user U/bearetico. Join the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Try Cannfusion Juice -legal in ALL 50 state. www.cannfusionjuice.com CODE: HOUSEWIFE for 20% off
6 Juni 20221h 4min
81 - the kink she won't give me, shower sex, UTI's and becoming a lazy lover.
Happy Monday- A quick half an hour EP this week- Starting off discussing insatiability in the bedroom. What if we are faced with the question of, what if he/she never is down for "x, y or z" will I just have to get over it, or is this deal breaker shit? I of course don't hold back- on to listener questions, a couples desire for making shower sex sexy, a female listener with frequent UTI's, a man wondering if all women become lazy lovers or are the dudes getting less appealing with time? (trick question huh) TUNE IN Relationship School Get 50% your first month of relationship coaching when you mention The Horny Housewife. www.relationshipschool.com FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com Discount Codes and Links: https://linktr.ee/Thehornyhousewife
30 Maj 202236min
80- a mans cuck fantasy, a not so passionate affair, and throat orgasms with sex goddess Susan Bratton
Happy Monday- freaky fam first off we are diving into listener questions and boy are they juicy- a mans fantasy, one womans married boyfriend, and a sex starved finance. Today I'm so pumped to tell you that we are joined with Susan Bratton aka sex goddess, aka intimacy expert to millions -and let me tell you she is blowing my MINDDDD with the technique tips! Susan and I dive deep into setting the men straight on "how to fuck"-breaking stigmas and telling like it is, there is no sugar coating per usual, grab your pen and paper bc we are about to level up your sex life. Ps. have you ever heard of throat orgasms.... bc neither had I !!!! =P To find all the amazing resources mentioned by Susan go to www.susanbratton.com Join the Patreon=) https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast 20% off CANNFUSION JUICE Get your delicious, legal in all 50 states, THC infused, cold pressed juice at www.cannfusionjuice.com code HOUSEWIFE for 20% off WOMANIZER PREMIUM 2- two words "air suction"- run, get it now code: HOUSEWIFE20 for 20% off sitewide http://lovehoney.co/Housewife advertising/collabs thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com
23 Maj 20221h 19min
79- How to be sexually confident, a vibrator ruining your sex life, and whats up with penis pumps.
~moody monday~ This weeks topic is sexual confidence, do you feel worthy of pleasure? Do you know what steps to take to feel more sexually confident and fulfilled? Im talking about the most important aspect of sexual confidence and how to breed more. Todays listener questions; one man wants to know why I told guys to ditch the penis pumps yet I have my own augmented body parts. Another listener wants to know how to approach his wife who religiously brings the vibrator into the bed with them; he is the one who in fact purchased them, but now is starting to resent them! Our last listener question is in regards to how a man can encourage his wife to be more exploratory with her fantasies, more specifically a threesome. His wife has already expressed her attraction and interest with other females, and when they were dating teased the idea of threesome, but what to make of it now? I GOT YOU- TUNE IN=))) TRY BEDUCATED 1 DAY FREE! CODE: JORDYN http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewifepod TALK TO A CERTIFIED RELATIONSHIP COACH !! www.relationshipschool.com/myrelationshipcoach **dont forget to mention The Horny Housewife for 50% off a month of sessions.
16 Maj 202242min
78- Milky boobies, wandering eyes, and all things erotic asphyxiation. ft. audio erotica "Absent Husband"
~moody monday~ Todays episode Im discussing lactating titties and all their glory! All former or current breast feeding moms Im sure will get a chuckle out of todays intro, and the men who love breast feeding eat your heart out. It is May aka masturbation month so I am discussing pleasure every week this month. Today is the start of the "Pleasure Series" part 1 is CHOKING - aka erotic asphyxiation, Im discussing the 3 types of choking what they entail and what their differences are. I give you suggestions on how to start out from the conversation to introducing the sensation comfortably and safely. Todays listeners questions include a man who wants tips to get his wife more into the idea of giving him head, another listener wants to know how she can meet her mans needs more post partom-how can she get her drive back?! Todays episode ends with some sexy audio erotica entitled "Absent Husband" written by reddit user u/LTS8 - Tune in NOW=) // CannFusion Juice- LEGAL IN ALL 50 STATES Order CannFusion Juice today and get 20% off!!! code: HOUSEWIFE www.Cannfusionjuice.com follow me on social media IG -@_thehornyhousewifepodcast TIktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast todays audio erotica: https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/uj86m2/absent_husband/ Advertising Inquires // thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com
9 Maj 202259min
