Deep Blowhole (Book 7)
Book 7!! Chapters 1- 11!! Are Yeerks cute? Rachel dabbles in xenophobia. Chris has ears shaped like Pennsylvania. Miranda eats Pinocchio’s heart. People want to hear about the piss. Follow the elephan...
4 Jan 20231h 23min
(Minisode) The True Meaning of Yeerksmas
Happy Holidays, everyone! We will be back with Book 7 in the new year. We couldn’t not get you nothing… there was probably a less negative way to say that. Anyway here’s a little gift from us to you. ...
28 Dec 20229min
(Minisode) Earthworm (Ed)Win
There's no telling what's in this gift wrapped episode! Go ahead: give the box a shake! It sounds kinda like Five Star Reviews maybe? Then again, it's too heavy to just be that. Maybe it's that sega y...
21 Dec 202230min
The Ax-stasy, the Ax-stasy! (Book 6)
Book 6!!! Part 3! (Chapters 19- End) Yeerk traffic jams and pool fellows. The Ax-stasy, the Ax-stasy! Are all Yeerks just Plankton from SpongeBob? Nobody’s too old for the beach!! Hawk swirlies. Price...
14 Dec 20221h 21min
A Yeerk in Every Ear, A Turkey on Every Table (Book 6)
Book 6!!! Part 2! (Chapters 11- 18) New Challenger spotted: the dynamic duo Juan and Terri! Basketball is for lovers. What is Chris paying for? Ancient Greece… really!? Enter butt stuff! BigSexyNews.o...
7 Dec 20221h 20min
The Wheaties of the Night (Book 6)
Book 6!!! Part 1! (Chapters 1- 10) “Wake and Bake” Jake’s interiority complex. Eight pounds of pressure crushes a larynx. Jake takes advantage of an empty house to practice his most penetrating of mor...
30 Nov 20221h 16min
(Minisode) Three Loud Jerks
As we near the end of our first season, we each rank the six Animorphs to see who our consensus favorite is. There are some surprises along the way (Chris factors kill count into their rankings? ), in...
23 Nov 202250min
A Quibble over the Quarrel at the Quarry (Book 5)
Book 5!!! Part 3! (Chapters 17- end) Just morph into seagulls! Gashes aplenty. My mom’s dead, my dad’s a vegetable. Songs that slap and birds that flap. Hork Bajirs are just lizards with knives glued...
16 Nov 20221h 13min
