BAES 87: DOGE Chaos, CFPB Dismantled, Big Balls, Panic Time

CHICAGO: tickets for our live show can be found here OJ has left the building. He fell on a banana peel and slipped down a giant staircase into an open pit. Our hearts go out to his family. Haha but seriously folks, we're talking OJ, the astrology mom who murdered her family, the guy who shot his Uber driver, and the tycoon in Vietnam who just got sentenced to death for taking some dong that wasn't her dong. Plus, we're talking about the Humane AI pin that's just absolutely getting ROASTED online, mainly by  @mkbhd . Also our bonus episode this week is so good, as it is every week. We talkin about Ben's ass pain (shocking), Civil War, and a bunch of other stuff. It went a little long too. Head to https://benandemilshow.com and sign up! All our previous episodes are in there too. Here's the link for Moomoo mentioned in the first few minutes! Get that Signup offer! Click the link to get a "Mag 7" fractional share bundle for deposits or 1.5% Cash Reward match ($300 max) on transfers: https://j.moomoo.com/00MbzJ __ This week's sponsor is Miracle Made! These bedsheets are seriously so cool and comfy. Go to https://trymiracle.com/BAES and use code BAES to claim a FREE 3 piece towel set and SAVE over 40% off. We're also sponsored by Factor Meals! Head to https://factormeals.com/baes50 and use code baes50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next box. __ Watch the Meatball Special 2 here: https://youtu.be/klaNlKWM2Go See our episode from last week here: https://youtu.be/z1irpgxCTyQ Watch the Taco Bell Taste Test here: https://youtu.be/5wsoc5pieuA This episode (and every episode) was masterfully edited by Dillon Moore. Check him out at https://www.dillonmoore.co and @ dillonmoore on IG We're on instagram. @ benandemilshow @ bencahn @ emilderosa and @ dillonmoore Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

18 Apr 20241h 7min

The biggest cash heist in American history took place on Easter Sunday and nobody's talking about it. We're covering all the details, plus a few other crazy heists from over the years. PLUS, did you know that all these AI companies are going to fully run out of data by 2026? What will happen then? What will they do? Will it be legal? All of that and more on this week's episode. Thanks for being here! Also our bonus episode this week is so good, as it is every week. Head to https://benandemilshow.com and sign up! All our previous episodes are in there too. Here's the link for Moomoo mentioned in the first few minutes! Get that Signup offer! Click the link to get a "Mag 7" fractional share bundle for deposits or 1.5% Cash Reward match ($300 max) on transfers: https://j.moomoo.com/00MbzJ __ This week's sponsor is Notion! Try Notion AI for free at https://notion.com/baes __ Watch the Meatball Special 2 here: https://youtu.be/klaNlKWM2Go See our episode from last week here: https://youtu.be/z1irpgxCTyQ Watch the Taco Bell Taste Test here: https://youtu.be/5wsoc5pieuA This episode (and every episode) was masterfully edited by Dillon Moore. Check him out at https://www.dillonmoore.co and @ dillonmoore on IG We're on instagram. @ benandemilshow @ bencahn @ emilderosa and @ dillonmoore Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

11 Apr 20241h 1min

Did you click because of the hot woman in the thumbnail you sicko? You pervert? You absolute freak? Well that's my girlfriend so BACK OFF!!!! This week we're talkin about how young women are exploring GPT boyfriend "Dan", the rise of AI partners, and a story from The Cut about a young woman dating much older and wealthier that really pissed a lot of people off for some reason. Also we're talking about Instacart and the inescapable drama that comes with entrusting people to make judgment calls on your stupid grocery list. Plus, the bridge collapse was all black peoples' fault according to some idiots online, a short seller has a hilariously checkered past, and SBF finally got sentenced to prison. OH, and Here's the link mentioned in the first few minutes ;) -- Click the link to get a "Mag 7" fractional share bundle for deposits or 1.5% Cash Reward match ($300 max) on transfers: https://j.moomoo.com/00MbzJ __ This week's sponsor is Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don't use!! Cancel your unwanted subscriptions with ease by going to RocketMoney.com/BAES __ This episode (and every episode) was masterfully edited by Dillon Moore. Check him out at https://www.dillonmoore.co and @ dillonmoore on IG We're on instagram. @ bencahn and @ emilderosa and @ dillonmoore Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

4 Apr 20241h 6min

We got a good one for you this week (as always). Pop-neuroscientist Andrew Huberman got profiled in NYMag for being really good at dating multiple women without their knowledge. Also we have some GOOD NEWS about things going on in the world so that's nice. Then we're diving head first into Donald Trump's new publicly traded stock whose symbol is aptly $DJT. Plus, Facebook is being overrun by AI generated images of Shrimp Jesus with sexy asian flight attendants for some reason. Plus, we're talking MARKETS, Apple, Nvidia, BITCOIN. Enjoy yourself. Also our bonus episode this week is so good, as it is every week. Head to https://benandemilshow.com and sign up! Here's the link mentioned in the first few minutes ;) -- Click the link below to get up to 15 free stocks from moomoo U.S when you make a qualified deposit + earn 5.1% on uninvested cash + an additional 3% APY Coupon for 3 months!! Terms & Conditions Apply: https://j.moomoo.com/00MbzJ UP TO. FIFTEEN. FREE. STOCKS. GANG. __ Some of our sponsors: Use code PAYPIGS at this link to get an exclusive 60% off an annual Incogni plan: https://incogni.com/PAYPIGS Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code BAES at checkout - just pay $5 shipping. Go to https://bluechew.com and use promo code BAES Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to https://TryMiracle.com/BAES and use the code BAES to claim your FREE 3 PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40% OFF. __ Watch the Meatball Special 2 here: https://youtu.be/klaNlKWM2Go See our episode from last week here: https://youtu.be/va-DITy7D-A Watch the Taco Bell Taste Test here: https://youtu.be/5wsoc5pieuA This episode (and every episode) was masterfully edited by Dillon Moore. Check him out at https://www.dillonmoore.co and @ dillonmoore on IG We're on instagram. @ bencahn and @ emilderosa and @ dillonmoore Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

28 Mars 20241h 12min

MEATBALL SPECIAL EPISODE 2. We've got a fun one for you gang. Broadcasting from Phil's living room, we've got a DOOZY of an episode for ya. Go check out Phil's band HUSHMONEY's new single: https://open.spotify.com/track/4ej52LFLy9icxcxPyYTCte?si=6f1ee1196c914fc9 Sign up for the bonus episode at: https://www.benandemilshow.com See our episode from last week here: https://youtu.be/va-DITy7D-A Watch Ben's Taco Bell Taste Test here: https://youtu.be/5wsoc5pieuA This episode (and every episode) was masterfully edited by Dillon Moore. Check him out at https://www.dillonmoore.co and @ dillonmoore on IG We're on instagram. @ bencahn and @ emilderosa and @ dillonmoore and @ philorphilip TIMESTAMPS: 00:00-4:00 - Plonky 4:00-13:45 SXSW, the Magic Castle, spreading ashes 13:45-23:40 Terrifying dreams, our gay passes, AI in movies 23:40-26:00 Doodoo diet, DRIGSBY 26:00-35:30 Time traveling girlfriend 35:30-40:00 Kate Middleton Cancer Coin, memecoins 40:00-46:00 Shohei Ohtani gambling, smoking in the airport 46:00-53:30 Ben talks to a psychic, scams 53:30-1:00:48 - Mrs. Incredible fleshlight, cucks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

26 Mars 20241h 1min

!!! Only a couple left! Get tickets to our live show in Brooklyn May 8th HERE SO MUCH IS HAPPENING. WE'VE GOT IT ALL FOR YOU. SO OPEN YOUR MOUTH BABY BIRDS, MAMA (BEN) AND PAPA (EMIL) BIRD ARE HERE TO REGURGITATE ALL THE YUMMY INFORMATIONAL WORMS INTO YOUR AWAITING LITTLE GULLETS. We're breaking down the proposed TikTok shutdown. OpenAI claps back at Elon HARD. ChatGPT competitor CLAUDE scares the crap out of Ben. Bitcoin surges, and the scammers are out in full force. Ever heard of SLERF? Well prepare for the dumbest story of the year. Here's the link mentioned in the first few minutes ;) -- Click the link below to get up to 15 free stocks from moomoo U.S when you make a qualified deposit + earn 5.1% on uninvested cash + an additional 3% APY Coupon for 3 months!! Terms & Conditions Apply: https://j.moomoo.com/00MbzJ FIFTEEN. FREE. STOCKS. GANG. __ Some of our sponsors: FACTOR MEALS - get 50% off when you use promo code BAES50 at https://factormeals.com/baes50 This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Head to https://betterhelp.com/baes to get 10% off. NOTION AI - Try Notion AI FREE at https://notion.com/baes __ Support our humble podcast and get bonus episodes at https://www.benandemilshow.com All our previous bonus episodes are up there! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

21 Mars 20241h 31min

Get tickets to our live show in Brooklyn May 8th HERE: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/ben-and-emil-live-in-brooklyn-tickets-853000305877?aff=oddtdtcreator What's happening at Boeing is a public safety crisis. But it goes much deeper than Boeing -- it's the FAA, the DOT, the NTSB, and the airlines themselves. Former Boeing 737 Program senior manager Ed Pierson joins us to expose the corporate greed, criminal negligence, and government ineptitude that continue to put the public at risk. For more information about Ed you can visit his website at https://edpierson.com or his podcast, "Alarm Bells". Special thanks to Raimee Iacofano for co-producing. @ raimeetravel on Instagram and TikTok. __ We're sponsored by BLUECHEW! Head to https://bluechew.com and use code "BAES" at checkout for your first month FREE. Just pay $5 shipping. We're also sponsored by INCOGNI -- keep your private data out of the hands of data brokers. Use code PAYPIGS at https://incogni.com/paypigs for an exclusive 60% off an annual Incogni plan. __ Support our humble podcast and get bonus episodes at https://www.benandemilshow.com All our previous bonus episodes are up there! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

14 Mars 20241h 35min

The biggest IPO of the year is coming MARCH 20th. Everyone's divided on whether it's a winner or a stinker. We do a deep dive and debate the merits and pitfalls of Reddit, it's business prospects, and whether the IPO is worth buying into. Get the southwest companion pass!! Go to: https://thecreditcardlist.com BEFORE MARCH 11  GO TO OUR FACEBOOK PAGE PLEASE GOD give it a like/review/share it far and wide: https://facebook.com/thebenandemilshow We're sponsored by BLUECHEW, baby! Head to https://bluechew.com and use code "BAES" at checkout for your first month FREE. Just pay $5 shipping. __ Support our humble podcast and get bonus episodes at https://www.benandemilshow.com All our previous bonus episodes are up there! See our episode from last week here: https://youtu.be/Cn-q5HQsg10 Watch the Taco Bell Taste Test here: https://youtu.be/5wsoc5pieuA This episode (and every episode) was masterfully edited by Dillon Moore. Check him out at https://www.dillonmoore.co and @ dillonmoore on IG We're on instagram. @ bencahn and @ emilderosa and @ dillonmoore TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - housekeeping 4:30 - reddit IPO 7:43 - blue chew ad (promo:baes) 10:25 - reddit history 21:30 - maximizing shareholder value 25:35 - ben’s karma 29:25 - facebook IPO 32:20 - reddit userbase 34:30 - r/ wallstreet bets 35:35 - felicity and minecraft 40:18 - BP wife guy 48:57 - S&P 500 50:35 - captain elon news 1:00:00 - gaslighting whales with AI Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

8 Mars 20241h 5min