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Go to http://mintmobile.com/pitreddit to get 3 additional months free when you buy any 3-month Mint Mobile plan. And don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today. 0:00-0:55 Intro 0:56-10:39 Asked my gf's father for permission to propose https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheEx/comments/16zr5hn/aita_for_asking_my_26m_gfs22f_father_his_blessing/ 10:40-24:11 I refused to sign my marriage license https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/170vz1q/i_28f_refused_to_sign_my_marriage_license_at_my/ 24:12-25:19 Sponsor! 25:20-54:37 My fiance made a comment about my late wife https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/17dknvk/aitah_if_i_call_off_my_engagement_because_of_a/?share_id=5P9W9xqQd5QV4YDww1rua&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 54:38-1:11:24 My bf said he wants to establish traditional gender roles https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1773tz1/my_25f_boyfriend_33m_suddenly_told_me_he_wants_to/ 1:11:25-1:15:56 I accidentally got married at the UPS store https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/muc3ze/tifu_by_accidentally_getting_married_at_the_ups/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/ Arasha Lalani // https://www.instagram.com/arashalalani_/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Andre Gardere Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Kimmy Jimenez Assistant Director: Heidi Ha Audio Mixer: Major Latimer Camera Operator: Josh Kirkwood Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Director of Photography: Darren Kho Production Assistant: Joshua Dozier Prop Assistant: Oliver Wehlander Director, Design: Brittany Hobbs DIT/AE: Matt Duran Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production, EVP: Zoe Moacanin Production Manager: Amanda Barnes Production Coordinator: Heidi Ha Production Assistant: Marcus Munguia Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Office PA: Ovsana Tsaturian OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Dec 20231h 15min

Just some comfy guys talking about silly stories. 0:00-1:29 Intro 1:30-8:35 I controlled my neighbor's TV https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/176z88r/i_controlled_my_neighbours_tv_for_6_months_from/ 8:36-13:33 A barmaid laughed at my drink order https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/171kjeq/a_barmaid_laughed_at_my_drink_order/ 13:34-23:49 Toupee Exposé https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/171hchw/toupee_expos%C3%A9_i_f23_have_come_to_find_out_that_my/ 23:50-32:53 I yelled at my husband over bread https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/16nqnyd/aita_for_yelling_at_my_husband_over_bread/ 32:54-41:55 I ordered my nudes to my parent's house https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/16ltd1b/tifu_by_accidentally_ordering_my_nudes_to_my_very/ 41:56-46:55 My vasectomy gave me superpowers https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/17ai3ez/got_a_vasectomy_now_i_have_a_superpower/ 46:56-58:31 I started a rumor that turned out to be true https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/17dz3dx/i_started_a_nasty_rumor_about_someone_back_in/ WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Keith Leak Jr. // https://www.instagram.com/keithleakjr/ Noah Grossman // https://www.instagram.com/noahgrossman214/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Kevin Plachy Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Kimmy Jimenez Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Audio Mixer: Greg Jones Assistant Director: Heidi Ha Audio Mixer: Major Latimer Camera Operator: Josh Kirkwood Director of Photography: Darren Kho Production Assistant: Joshua Dozier Prop Assistant: Oliver Wehlander Dir, Design: Brittany Hobbs Designer: Ness Cardano DIT/AE: Matt Duran Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production, EVP: Zoe Moacanin Production Manager: Amanda Barnes Production Coord: Heidi Ha Production Assistant: Marcus Munguia Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18 Nov 202358min

Go to http://factormeals.com/pitreddit50 and use code pitreddit50 to get 50% off. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/pitreddit to get 10% off your first month. Some people should not be in relationships... 0:00-1:09 Intro 1:10-16:19 Told my gf to reign in her daddy issues https://www.reddit.com/r/amiwrong/comments/16x5m3r/am_i_wrong_for_telling_my_gf_to_rein_in_her_daddy/ 16:20-27:09 I knitted a blanket for a friend and they sold it https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/16wuign/i_21f_knitted_a_blanket_for_a_friend_22f_and_she/ 27:10- 34:30 My fiance is reconsidering our marriage https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/16sv30h/my_fianc%C3%A9e_is_reconsidering_our_marriage_after/ 34:31-36:39 Sponsors! 36:40-51:51 My wife won't think about her birth plan https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/16le5oj/implications_of_her_birth_plan/ 51:52-1:03:17  I broke up with my bf over the Barbie movie https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/159z6yx/aita_for_breaking_up_with_my_boyfriend_over_the/ 1:03:18-1:07:41 I accepted an invite to a concert https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/16wu8j6/tifu_by_accepting_an_invitation_to_a_concert/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Ian Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/ Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Rock Coleman Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Kimmy Jimenez Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Audio Mixer: Greg Jones Camera Operator: Darren Kho IT: Tim Baker Production Assistant: Joshua Dozier Prop Assistant: Courtney Chapman Art Department PA: Oliver Wehlander Dir Of Photography: Brennan Iketani Dir, Design: Brittany Hobbs Designer: Ness Cardano DIT/AE: Matt Duran Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production, EVP: Zoe Moacanin Production Manager: Amanda Barnes Production Coord: Heidi Ha Production Assistant: Marcus Munguia Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Nov 20231h 7min

Have you had horrible travel experiences? 0:00-1:30 Intro 1:31-5:54 I took my shoes off on a flight https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/yy0s2v/aita_for_taking_off_my_shoes_on_a_flight/ 5:55-10:06 Pickpocket got a smelly surprise https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/xro17i/pickpocket_gets_a_smelly_surprise/ 10:07-20:25 I refuse to switch seats with a kid https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/15y4vk6/aita_for_refusing_to_switch_seats_with_a_kid_on/ 20:26-29:31 I stayed in a better hotel than my friends https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/z47fh0/aita_for_joining_my_friends_on_a_trip_but_staying/ 29:32-39:01 I threw up on someone and cussed them out https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/122lb1h/aita_for_either_baitiest_bait_or_the_devil_likes/ 39:02-44:41 Throwing a knife threw a metal detector https://www.reddit.com/r/travel/comments/165e7fm/throwing_a_knife_through_the_metal_detector_at/ 44:42-54:21 Middle seats always gets the armrests https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/9nw3qk/aita_for_standing_my_ground_on_the_unwritten_rule/ 54:22-1:05:11 I talked about my heritage in Scotland https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/twgh43/american_stereotypes_for_the_win/ WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/ Garrett Palm // https://www.instagram.com/gpalm79/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kimmy Jimenez Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Kimmy Jimenez Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Audio Mixer: Greg Jones Camera Operator: Darren Kho, Cameron Dunbar IT: Tim Baker Art Department PA: Oliver Wehlander Set Dresser: Squid Spelman Dir Of Photography: Brennan Iketani Dir, Design: Brittany Hobbs Designer: Ness Cardano DIT/AE: Matt Duran Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production, EVP: Zoe Moacanin Production Manager: Amanda Barnes Production Coord: Heidi Ha Production Assistant: Marcus Munguia Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Nov 20231h 5min

Go to http://mintmobile.com/pitreddit to get your new unlimited wireless plan for $15 a month, and have the plan shipped to your house for free Which one is scarier: ghosts or real people? 0:00-3:29 Intro 3:30-13:40 Shower prank https://www.reddit.com/r/ParanormalEncounters/comments/15tby8x/shower_prank/ 13:41-29:21 I didn't tell my new roommate the apartment is haunted https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/wpwkf8/aita_for_not_caring_or_saying_that_my_apartment/ 29:22-36:52 My brother saw a ghost as a kid https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/9skswy/my_brother_saw_a_ghost_as_a_kid_two_decades_later/ 36:53-44:30 My bf has been seeing strange things in the house https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/qa1ooq/my_boyfriend_claims_hes_been_seeing_strange/ 44:31-45:43 Sponsors! 45:44-51:36 The man with the hedge shears https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/15hyl46/the_man_with_the_hedge_shears/ 51:37-1:01:59 Sleepwalking roommate https://www.reddit.com/r/creepyencounters/comments/5lksx2/sleep_walking_roommate/ 1:02:00-1:08:56 Death teeth ritual? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/jepjje/aita_for_not_wanting_to_participate_in_dh_familys/ 1:08:57-1:22:43 I will NEVER go back there again https://www.reddit.com/r/creepyencounters/comments/p785ca/i_will_never_go_back_there_again/ WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Kris Collins ( @kallmekris ) // https://www.instagram.com/kriscollins/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Courtney Miller Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Kimmy Jimenez Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Audio Mixer: Greg Jones Dir Of Photography: Brennan Iketani Dir, Design: Brittany Hobbs Designer: Ness Cardano DIT/AE: Matt Duran Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production, EVP: Zoe Moacanin Production Manager: Amanda Barnes Production Coord: Heidi Ha Production Assistant: Marcus Munguia Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Okt 20231h 22min

Exclusive! Grab the NordVPN deal: https://nordvpn.com/pitreddit and get extra subscription time. Try it risk-free now with a 30 day money-back guarantee. Thanks to NordVPN for sponsoring our show. If there's one thing they serve at every restaurant, it's drama. SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kimmy Jimenez Editor: Andre Gardere Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana ParkerAssociate Producer, Smosh Pit: Kimmy JimenezAssistant Director: Amanda Barnes Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex AguilarArt Department PA: Oliver WehlanderAudio Mixer: Greg JonesCamera Operator: Darren Kho, Cameron DunbarDir Of Photography: Brennan Iketani Dir, Design: Brittany Hobbs Designer: Ness Cardano DIT/AE: Matt Duran Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production, EVP: Zoe Moacanin Production Manager: Amanda Barnes Production Coord: Heidi Ha Production Assistant: Marcus Munguia Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy JonesSet Dresser: Squid Spelman Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Okt 20231h 15min

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/pitreddit to get 10% off your first month. Zach from  @tryguys  is here to TRY not to cringe from these Reddit stories. SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Spencer Agnew // https://www.instagram.com/spennser/ Zach Kornfeld // https://www.instagram.com/korndiddy/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Rock Coleman Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Kimmy Jimenez Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Audio Mixer: Greg Jones Dir Of Photography: Brennan Iketani Dir, Design: Brittany Hobbs Designer: Ness Cardano DIT/AE: Matt Duran Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production, EVP: Zoe Moacanin Production Manager: Amanda Barnes Production Coord: Heidi Ha Production Assistant: Marcus Munguia Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Okt 20231h 8min