Ep. 583: Running Trains as a Family with Stephon Hightower

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Short show notes this week—I have a hot date tonight! Over four years later, I reconnect with Holly the Hottie! Wow! Can't wait to dive back into some old memories. Plus I dish on my ladies Smitten A and Smitten B! Holly is going to a wedding this weekend and I find myself fascinated with the phenomenon that is wedding sex. It seems to be a guaranteed to get laid. We also discuss her fake tits and what it was like to wake up from breast enhancement surgery. A listener emails me about her idol, Canadian porn queen Samantha Mack! Go look her up on Pornhub and Twitter/Instagram @thesamanthamack. She's got some big ol' titties! Join our community on Reddit at /r/manwhorepodcast! Support me by donating to The Manwhore Podcast! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is (actually) sponsored by Adam & Eve. Get 10 FREE gifts, including FREE SHIPPING, by using the code "MANWHORE" at check out! Visit AdamAndEve.com!  www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Mars 20161h 4min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Here's a tip for sleeping with older women: don't call them "older women." Whitney reminds me how what a young Billy saw as a novelty was just immature and annoying. We talk about strip clubs, marriage, and Whitney's unfortunate dry spell. Plus, I share a lot of fee-fees regarding my weekend. Another great episode in the books! (there are no books, this is the Internet) Flashing for beads during Mardi Gras makes so much sense to me. Everyone staring at you for the sole purpose of objectifying your body? Ah! A dream (for me). Being the attention whore that I am, it's no surprise I tried to get my own beads. But I don't think I wanted the beads—I think I just wanted old women in balconies to tell me to whip out my dick! Of course, I indulged. Whitney took me to my first strip club and bought me my first lap dance. This was the night when I realized that strip clubs are not my thing! This week's episode has #AllTheFeels! I had a wonderful weekend with some lovely ladies who make me feel on top of the world. Consider this an update on not just Billy's d*ck but also Billy's heart. It involves a make-out party, aftercare, and tears. F*ck. Marry. Kill: The Republican Edition! Who would you bone, wed, or end using Donald Trump, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and John Kasich? Whitney and I share our very different answers. Plus, we discuss her year-plus-long dry spell and what her ultimate relationship goals are. For some people, sex isn't everything (weird, right?). LOS ANGELES WHORES: Wanna hang out? Email me at manwhorepod@gmail.com and I'll organize a little Manwhore Meet-Up! The Manwhore Podcast is now available on Spotify! Support open and honest conversations about sex by donating to The Manwhore Podcast. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by March Madness. Have too much available data? Constantly refresh your new March Madness app! Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16 Mars 20161h

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida The rise and fall of a relationship is the focus of this week's Manwhore Podcast. In this 100th episode, Boobs of Bushwick curator Kate Chiplinsky sits down with her ex Michael. Kate a.k.a. "Chip" is a brassy Australian who couldn't keep a filter on if you welded it to her face. Mike is much more mellow. The combination makes for a very interesting format change in a super special Manwhore Podcast! Kate "Chip" Chiplinsky and Mike's relationship was based on a lot of sex, drugs, and rock & roll. And not much else. When the molly wears off, you realize you're still next to this person who totally turns you off. Meanwhile, Chip recounts her times as a mess of a human being and how she tried to turn that around. Cheating is usually the event that causes a break-up, but this relationship was doomed either way. I am in shock and awe that we are celebrating (yes, we are celebrating!) the 100th episode of The Manwhore Podcast. You fanwhores mean so much to me. I would not still be here embarrassing myself every week if you weren't out there downloading, listening, and writing in. I love you all! #AllTheFeels! Despite their tumultous relationship, Chip and Mike have a lot of crazy stories. Mike once compared Chip and a new mother's breast milks. Kate tells us about a DJ who lived in a closet with the most taboo of fetishes. Also, plenty of stories that started with, "So we did the coke and…" Join the conversation on the new Manwhore Podcast subreddit /r/manwhorepodcast! And check out Chip's Boobs of Bushwick on Tumblr! Follow her on Twitter @THEREALKATECHIP. LOS ANGELES FANWHORES: If you want to hang out while I'm in town in April, email me at manwhorepod@gmail.com ASAP so I know how many people we're dealing with! Support open and honest conversations about sex by donating to The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by e.e. cummings because cumming can be f*cking poetic. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Mars 20161h 18min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Do I sound gay? Gay and straight men alike (and those totally visible bi guys inbetween) have asked themselves this for decades. It is typically a shameful question most frequently queried inside our own heads. Filmmaker David Thorpe made a documentary, Do I Sound Gay?, to explore the stereotypically gay "accent" and the shame that surrounds it. This episode puts the 'th' in 'fabulous'—and doesn't give a rat's ass who hearsth it! David Thorpe's documentary Do I Sound Gay?, featuring Dan Savage, Don Lemon, and David Sedaris, is now streaming on Netflix. After a bad break-up, Thorpe became self-conscious (again) about his effeminate gay voice. He visits prominent gay celebrities, speech therapists, and old friends to explore why homosexuals typically talk like this and the shame that surrounds such an innate part of a human being—their voice. Also, we talk about dating difficulties and how worry is wasted on the youth. Bullying is a problem so many children face. LGBT kids then have one more reason to be concerned on the playground. We discuss our histories with bullying and homophobic slurs. We also ask, "What's up?" with the sexism amongst gay men who won't date femme dudes. I was on some podcasts again! Hear me talk about non-sex stuff! The Obsessive Viewer Podcast: Ep. 155 - 88th Academy Awards Nominee Showcase Social Villians Go watch Do I Sound Gay? on Netflix or iTunes! Website: www.DoISoundGay.com Twitter: @doisoundgay Facebook: Like it! Support sex-positive conversations on the Internet by donating to The Manwhore Podcast. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by sore shoulders. When you don't have an excuse to lie down, sore shoulders give you a good one. Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Mars 201655min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida TotalFratMove.com's Jared Freid tells Manwhore Podcast listeners to "be the Captain." Freid, also known as JTrain, talks about hooking up, dating apps, and confidence on this week's total dudecast. This episode has some stellar advice for all unsure daters. Get in here and listen! Jared Freid is a very funny stand-up comedian who fields sex and dating questions on his very own podcast, The JTrain Podcast! This dude's dude has some excellent words of wisdom for frustrated folks on the dating scene. One of my favorites? "Be okay with a no," he tells people whose happiness is too tied to the outcome. We also talk about the tug o' war between women and comedy. How early is too early to ask for butt stuff? I recount a recent post-date blowjob that seemed to dangle the promise of prostate play in the air. I caught myself wondering if communicating this desire was time-appropriate. If I wasn't so smitten, it'd be a no-brainer. Jared and I both grew up chubby fellas who later lost the weight. Having poor body image as a male is a typically taboo topic. But both of us learned how to love our bodies (enough) to project confidence around women. I appeared on Tina Horn's awesome sex podcast Why Are People Into That?. We discussed sex with strangers—a subject near and dear to my heart! Check it out! Follow me on Periscope to see me do stand-up online on March 13! @TheBillyProcida Follow Jared Freid on the Internets and ask him questions about stuff! Website: www.JTrainComedy.com Twitter: @jtrain56 Instagram: @JaredFreid The JTrain Podcast Support The Manwhore Podcast if you support sex-positive conversations! Donate by visiting my Patreon page! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24 Feb 201655min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida My friend Lilly stopped by The Manwhore Podcast to debrief another successful sex party weekend. For all the lovers of sexy stories, this is the episode for you. Hear how one of my Manwhore Podcast condoms got more action than I did one night! Ever have a dude f*ck up your blowjob? Not only do you need consent to touch another person, but I think you should have consent from the person the other person is touching. What do I mean? Listen in! Plus, am I into sex parties for the exhibitionism or for the accessibility to titties? I've never used one of the Manwhore Podcast condoms but I did watch one get used. Lilly and I team up to recount a wild night at the Creek and the Cave after a comedy show. Apparently she was black out drunk so she's just as surprised by most of this story as you are. She also talks about her history with BDSM and foray into being a professional dominatrix. Go be a part of the conversation! Subscribe to /r/manwhorepodcast on Reddit. Donate to The Manwhore Podcast and receive great rewards. Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by good naps. Be ready for your next naked adventure with Good Naps. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Feb 20161h 2min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Speed dating is alive and well! This week I went speed dating on the podcast thanks to OnSpeedDating.com. To make things interesting, I invited back Andrea Allan to critique my dates. This is a one-of-a-kind Manwhore Podcast! As a twentysomething millenial, the term "speed dating" still conjures up that scene from The 40-Year-Old-Virgin. I threw a speed dating event to meet eight single New Yorkers. I discovered the best way to make multiple five-minute dates even more awkward: shove a microphone in their face and broadcast it on the Internet! There was a solid mix of good and bad dates. Now you can hear what a nervous Billy Procida sounds like when he has to impress someone in five minutes or less! I was on some podcasts recently. You should check them out! Keith and the Girl: Ep. 2315 - 47-Hour Marathon: Piss Play The Movie Preview Review Podcast: Ep. 182 Comedian Andrea Allan stopped by to sit down and critique my speed dates. My bitter ex-f*ck buddy of a comedian did not hold back! We Periscoped the discussion LIVE, so if you're not following me there you should do that now! Listen to hear who she liked, who she didn't like, and the various ways she thinks I'm a terrible date.  Check out Andrea's hilarious podcast The Hot Mess Comedy Hour on iTunes or wherever you listen to The Manwhore Podcast! This episode is sponsored by On Speed Dating. With over 150+ singles events, it is New York City's top speed dating site! Get 20% off your first event with promo code PODCAST at registration! This week's episode is sponsored by Adam and Eve! Get 50% off almost any one item—plus a free romance kit, plus a free DVD, plus free shipping—when you enter the code MANWHORE at check out! Donate to The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Visit my Patreon page and make your pledge today! Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Feb 20161h 35min

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida This week's Manwhore Podcast is with the fantastic Effy Blue! Effy is an alternative relationships coach here in New York City. She and I agree that each relationship should be customized for the people in that relationship. Excellent episode if you're interested in opening your relationship or learning about nonmonogamous lifestyles! "I'm not here to recruit you—I'm just here to help!" Not much butt stuff on this one, but you'll get by! Effy Blue is a "life coach specializing in unconventional relationships." Got #PolyProblems? Call Effy. Threeway miscommunication? Call Effy. Metamour stole your credit cards? Call the cops. Then Effy. We discuss the various relationship models floating out there, from polyamory to monogamy. She also shares her origin story of a failed monagamist-turned-poly person! Look, we all thought Gwyneth Paltrow's "Conscious Uncoupling" fiasco was kinda silly. But Effy thinks they may have been on to something! Our mutual friend (and Manwhore Podcast guest Kenneth Play) threw a big party when he and his girlfriend broke up. Effy thought it would be a good idea to celebrate the relationship instead of mourn it. You can watch their Conscious Uncoupling party here! Comedians don't get no respect, to steal a line from the late great Rodney Dangerfield. I had a tiff with a bar owner here in New York City who doesn't understand that he's the lucky one for having comedians bark customers into his space. I go on a rant about appreciating comedians and content creators. Then I unskillfully asked for money afterwards. Gross. Hire Effy Blue! Website: RelationshipByDesign.nyc Twitter: @CoachEffyBlue Donate to The Manwhore Podcast and receive great rewards. Visit my Patreon page and make your pledge today! This week's episode is (actually) sponsored by Adam and Eve! Shop among over 18,000 products for your sex toy needs! Enter the code MANWHORE for 50% off almost any one item. www.AdamAndEve.com Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Feb 20161h 18min