Cheap Smut11 Mars 2024

Episode 48 - Frankie's Funhouse (wsg/ Gwendolyn Harper)

When we realized that Katie would be out of commission for a week, we knew immediately who we had to call to cover for her: Gwendolyn Harper! And wouldn't you know it, she absolutely crushed it! Give us a listen as Gwendolyn and Carl cruise the Creepy Court Mall on a nostalgic trip through the 80's and ponder the mechanics of f*cking a hot coyote animatronic courtesy of Beatrix Hollow's Frankie's Funhouse!

(Note: this story originally appeared in Creepy Court, Volume 1: a Monster Mall Anthology)

Book Description:

Desperation for cash has led me down a rainbow painted hallway to Frankie’s Funhouse—a children’s gambling casino. Or as my boss likes to call it, a pizza arcade.

The coworkers are strange, the patrons are disturbing, and the animatronics are possessed. Which I was willing to put up with until my boss died.

Well, he was murdered, actually.

Now I have to serve pizza and birthday cake while thinking about burning down the mall to hide a body for an animatronic that keeps hitting on me.

Drug dealings in the backrooms, puddles of blood seeping out from the storage closet, and parents threatening to talk to my (dead) boss if I don’t get their screaming kids' pizza was all manageable...

Until I realized I didn’t mind Frankie’s possessed tongue in my mouth.

CONTENT WARNING: MF human x animatronic; explicit violence, gore, and death; explicit sexual content; dubious electric play; sudden submission; degradation; side character drug dealing and drug use; a beheading and other loss of limbs; unrecommended use of a chainsaw; Satanism; violent use of a spork; bad pizza. (NO harm comes to any children.)

So...What Are You Into?

Gwendolyn: Yoga.

Carl: "In A Way I've Never Known" by Fernando Silverio Solis

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