Cheap Smut21 Okt 2024

Episode 77 - Wed to the Lich

Katie and Carl were on the road again this week and recording in the finest hotel northwest Indiana has to offer, and they had a blast recording their thoughts on Wed to the Lich by Layla Fae! It is a fantastic entry for Spooky Smuttober, and we hope you enjoy it as much as we did!

Book Description

Liches are almost gone, only a handful of us left. I must marry to keep my race from extinction, yet how? No living female will ever stoop so low as to marry a lich. People fear us. They say we are the harbingers of death, bad luck, rot and decomposition.
In one last bid to carry out my duty, I request a wife through the Temple. She turns out to be a neglected, sickly thing with trembling hands and downcast eyes, seeking an arranged marriage out of despair.
And she’s perfect. Her blushes burn hot, her voice rings with feeling, and her kisses taste like summer. She is life personified, all warmth, light, and sweetness, and I crave her like darkness craves the sun.
But will she sacrifice her warm, beating heart to a creature of death like me?
TRIGGERS: memories of childhood abuse and neglect, discussion of the death of loved ones, graphic depiction of animal in peril/death, abduction, the main female character has active, end stage anorexia nervosa and all associated disordered eating habits, please take care of yourself, your mental health matters.

TROPES: F/M romance (human and humanoid Monster, cis/het), magical arranged marriage, their first everything, “who did this to you” “I'm hideous/You're beautiful.”

TITILATIONS: shadow play, the MMC is made of bones.

So...What Are You Into?

Katie: Black Clover

Carl: "Death Valley High" by Orville Peck & Beck

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