Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

YMH is making NFT's! And you can get yours RIGHT NOW with an account at https://Jambb.com!  New shows have been added to Tom Segura's I'm Coming Everywhere tour! April 30th in San Francisco, CA, May 7th in North Charleston, SC, and June 18th in Coachella, CA! Get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour. It's Wednesday mommies, you know what that means! Another episode of Your Mom's House! This week Jeans and Jeans start the show discussing their new fireplace, and the history of Sugar Ray (aka Sugar Gay), and what team they're gonna let each other bang for Valentine's Day. Shortly after, they're joined by Jim Gaffigan, American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. Check out his new Netflix special - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster! Jim and the Jeanses talk about balancing show business and family, trying to raise children to not be cool guys/girls, and most importantly, brown routines. Later, Jim gets introduced to some of Christina's newest TikTok curations, Tom's latest horrible or hilarious clips, and even gets a taste of the world of pup play! Strap in and enjoy this week's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Feb 20222h 6min

YMH is making NFT's! And you can get yours starting next week with an account at https://Jambb.com!  It's Jean Day with your main mommies Tom Segura and Christina P and we get into cool body mods, Enny's incredible DM tip, and open with a cool guy into clabbered milk. Tom notices a pattern with Unk Shine, Christina notices a terrible Southern fashion trend, and we see a cool accident at a factory. Tom now listens to dark film scores, we smell Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop candle, and we dive into cool confrontations. Christina reveals the new way she blows her nose, we learn something cool about Conald Peterson, we go through another round of Christina's TikTok curations, and Tom addresses the recent passing of his father, Top Dog. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Jan 20221h 33min

Touch my jeans through the fence, it's another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! We talk about trying to get into wrong cars/houses/rooms, we watch a clip of an angry mom, handsome women, and body builders. We get an update on Tom sending out jackets to fat/poor people and we learn Christina might have run a little interference. We go over the super cool Rolling Stone article about Marilyn Manson, we come across a cool vape girl who farts, and we discuss Christina's mouth smells. We do a round of horrible or hilarious, and then it's TikTok o'clock. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Jan 20221h 48min

Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We open with trying to figure out how and why people need to itch so much and some possible DIY remedies. Tom shares how he's donating clothes to poor people, Christina brings up a revelation about a dog shows, and we take a look at a scrum play therapist. The main mommies talk about rowdy crowds, working out, music in Ubers rides, and we go deep into heavy metal screaming. Christina is noticing more diversity at her standup shows, we talk about rights, and philosophers and their life styles. We see videos of a cool guy from the UK harassing a female officer AND an old school FedSmoker interaction. What an episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Jan 20221h 34min

Happy New Year! Tom Segura and Christina P are back with their jeans over their heads and they recap how amazing Cobra Tate was and how broken the mommies were when they first started dating, and we open the show with Daddy Lalagone. Tom realizes he might have a food sensitivity, we analyze a new YMH employee's hair, and talk about the YMH end-of-year dinner. We talk about Mystery the Pick Up Artist and the new Netflix show "Twentysomethings" and how it compares to MTV's Real World back in the day. The moms saw a Charlie Brown Christmas with annoying people in the audience, watch one of the best trash talkers from one of Barstool's Rough N' Rowdy's, and we revisit the gag couple! We get into dad culture, Little Jeans' 5th birthday party, and massage chairs for Tom. We get to see FedSmoker working a case and take a look at Christina's TikTok curations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Jan 20221h 46min

SPONSORS: - Go to https://PeacockTV.com and binge the entire first season of MacGruber now! - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit and get $200 off your mattress! - Go to https://Brooklinen.com and use promo code house for $20 off with a minimum purchase of $100. - Go to https://WHOOP.com and get 15% off when you use the code MOM at checkout. - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the App Store or Google Play. - Go to https://HelloFresh.com/mom16 and use code mom16 for up to 16 free meals AND 3 free gifts!   Pull those jeans up... because it's the first episode of YMH out of the new set and everyone's looking handsome! We remind you to cherish your good looks when you're young and Tom needs to take an emergency dump! We see an amazing new hunting themed dad boner, watch a bear destroy a Lamborghini, and discuss the attempted rebrand for chomos. We then welcome our first guest in the new studio, Mr. Two Cups Of Coffee, Andrew "Cobra" Tate! He shares his spot on logic behind status and relationships. Are you a Toyota or a McLaren? We learn about how Tate makes his money, how he deals with haters, and what he thinks of Conald Peterson! Tate explains how a lot of people aren't ready for an influx of wealth before they're ready for the realities of the world and how that sets them up for unhappiness.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Dec 20212h 38min

SPONSORS: - Head to https://Squarespace.com/MOM and use the offer code MOM for a free trial and to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now, use promo code MOM, bet JUST FIVE DOLLARS on any NBA team, and win ONE HUNDRED FIFTY DOLLARS IN FREE BETS if they’re victorious. - Go to https://WHOOP.com and get 15% off when you use the code MOM at checkout. - Get 25% off a membership when you sign up now at https://Fitbod.me/MOM - Go to https://PeacockTV.com and binge the entire first season of MacGruber now! - Go to http://LIQUIDIV.COM and use code MOM at checkout to get 25% off ANYTHING you order!   Pull those jeans up, it's Christmas time with Tom Segura and Christina P! We get started with checking in on Patty's J status, and get into Christine's excitement for the Sex and the City reboot! We open with another super cool racing interview, Tim updates Christinith on Bart Chrystler's insane touring habits, and get a new mispronunciation of Brad Kreischenger's name! We watch a super cool compilation of a mommy touching IG lives through the fence, and the main mommies give a top notch film critique of the Princess Diana movie "Spencer" with Kristen Stewart, as well as House of Gucci with Lady Gaga, Adam Driver, and Jared Leto along with some potential spoilers. We get an update on the LatinX movement, Christina asks for Tom's help on how to appropriately figure out someone's pronouns, we see a rad fish eating challenge, and see a really cool selfie with Joel Osteen. We check out a soda review, check out the Chris Larson December post, We get an update on Christina's TikTok bans and get in a rabbit hole of a TikTokker's dirty feet. We get into Christina's curations, Tom trying to figure out if a tall person he saw was a pro basketball player, and his strategies to not talking to people on a plane. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Dec 20211h 47min

SPONSORS: - Go to https://ShipStation.com and enter offer code YMH to get a 60-day free trial. - Visit https://talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month when you use promo code YMH. - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit and get $200 off your mattress! - Head to https://Squarespace.com/MOM and use the offer code MOM for a free trial and to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the App Store or Google Play. - Register for an account at https://Stance.com and use promo code MOM at checkout to get 15% off your first purchase. - Go to https://BABBEL.com/MOM for up to 65% off your subscription. - Go to https://MANSCAPED.com/MOM to get 20% off plus Free Shipping! - Go to https://Amazon.com/YOURMOM to try Amazon Music Unlimited FREE for THREE months! Touch Tom Segura and Christina P's camera through the fence and pull those jeans up! Christinith shows off her new Scottish hat, we discuss the royal family, and we open with a really cool island girl. Christine reveals she's all in on that Salt Lake, UT life, we revisit the boot licker lane, and see a clip of two good friends keeping each other company. The mommies talk about how holiday dinner with the family was, a guy who the morgue thought was dead, and the terrible hours of hotel restaurants and bars. Tom tells us how much time Joe Rogan has been spending on Unk Shine's Instagram page so we check out what he's been up to. Christina updates us on her current standing with TikTok, we talk about the tragic passing of acclaimed fashion designer Virgil Abloh, and review some wild YMH inspired tattoos. We hear a cool shart, play Horrible or Hilarious, and Christy shares how nuts grow and a fun new game she plays with Chase O'Donnell at restaurants. We have a new FedSmoker clip where he meets a genuine fan, we check in on the reincarnation of FedSmoker getting kicked out of the gym, and talk about some of the most wild deep fakes we've seen. We also review some legal documents a mommy made for Tom to possibly sue Garth Brooks with for restricting his Instagram account. See you next week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Dec 20211h 40min