Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

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18 Aug 20211h 42min

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11 Aug 20211h 59min

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4 Aug 20211h 48min

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28 Juli 20212h 1min

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21 Juli 20212h 6min

Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Use code HOUSE for 50% off 2 or more pairs at https://shadyrays.com - Buy One, Get One Free. - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to https://brooklinen.com and use promo code house to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100. - Go to https://GETQUIP.com/MOM5 to get $5 off a Mouthwash Starter Kit. - Go to https://LIQUIDIV.COM and enter code "MOM" for 25% off - Go to https://ForHims.com/mom and get your first visit absolutely free! - Go to at https://www.blackriflecoffee.com/MOM and use code: MOM at checkout for 20% off your purchase and your first coffee club order! HOME HERE NOW!!! Christina P zooms in from Austin, Texas to chat with Tom Segura about names that would suck to have, Nadav taking his lunch home in a trash bag, what his Christian name should be, Austin chit chat, the show "Couples Therapy," and more. They watch a cool video of Rajneesh discussing democracy. Johnny Pemberton is an actor, comedian, and the host of the "Live to Tape" podcast. He joins Tom Segura to discuss GHB, car accidents, big fakers, Armie Hammer, Matt Lauer, and Enny's brown schedule. They watch some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, a cool guy explaining why women like older men, a guy looking for single moms to hit him up, a dude who insists he isn't a cuck, a cool swinger couple, and a batch of Christina's TikTok curations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Juli 20212h 9min

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7 Juli 20211h 41min

SPONSORS: - Try BlueChew FREE when you go to https://BlueChew.com and use our promo code MOM at checkout, just pay $5 shipping. - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “Yourmom” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Head to https://squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Go to https://creditkarma.com/winmoney to sign up for free and start winning Instant Karma! - Go to https://ForHims.com/mom and get your first visit absolutely free! - Go to https://www.blackriflecoffee.com/MOM and use code: MOM at checkout for 20% off your purchase and your first coffee club order! LIVE LIFE 365!! Today on Your Mom's House, Christina P joins the show from home because of her ankle injury. Her and Tom Segura talk about how she injured her ankle, and give an update on how recovery is going. After that, comedian Ian Bagg stops by to talk about Canadian tendencies, doing a gig after getting injured and hotel shower doors. Then, Tom introduces Ian to YMH All-Star Unkle Shine, and informs him of the unique way Enny makes brown. Next, Tom shows Ian some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos which include a guy jumping off a roof, a couple falling from a balcony and someone belly flopping. Last, Tom plays some of Christina's latest TikTok curations, and Ian talks about his new true crime after show to the "Sword and Scale" podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Juni 20211h 56min