Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

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28 Apr 20212h

SPONSORS: - Go to https://watchgang.com/YMH and use code YMH for 20% off your first purchase. - Visit https://mudwtr.com/YMH to support the show and use code YMH at check out for $5 off. - Go to https://brooklinen.com and use promo code HOUSE to get $20 off any purchase of $100 or more. - Go to https://babbel.com and use promo code MOM for an extra 3 months free. - Go to https://theragun.com/MOM right now and get your Gen 4 Theragun today. - Go to https://getquip.com/MOM to get a FREE plastic dispenser with any refill plan. - Visit https://fiverr.com and receive 10% off your first order by using my code MOM. On today's Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina start off by celebrating the 600th episode of YMH. Then, Christina tells a story about her latest show in Des Moines, and the consequence of leaving Tom without milking the bear first. Next, Tom and Christina discuss marital loves, their favorite cool videos to watch and the ones that turn them off. After that, Christina and Tom talk about their gross behavior during tours, comedy club bathrooms and Tom shows off his Australian accent. Lastly, Tom and Christina try to persuade Nadav to convert to Catholicism. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Apr 20211h 38min

SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to save $200 on your order - Go to https://stamps.com/ click on the Microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Yourmom" for 15% off - Go to https://squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Get 15% Off and Free Shipping at https://MeUndies.com/MOM - Head to https://policygenius.com/ to save up to $1,055 per year on your home and auto insurance rates - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play JEANS UP!! Tom Segura is joined by Sopranos actor and YMH super-fan Robert Iler. Once again, Christina P is rocking a bit of a new look. They discuss annoying things people do in public, Rob's biggest drug binges, auditioning for roles, and Tom's most recent experience on The Joe Rogan Experience. They watch videos of a guy who was interrupted while browning, an Indian bee attack, a cool guy's message to Iggy Azalea, a massive bicycling accident, a new video from Norman Summerton, and the "Plan B Russian Roulette" girls reacting to YMH Live 4! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Apr 20212h 4min

Did you miss the 4th episode of YMH LIVE?! You still have a chance to watch it for a limited time only! Just go to https://livestream.ymhstudios.com now to get access to the craziest YMH LIVE yet! SPONSORS: - Go to https://Watchgang.com/YMH and use code YMH for 20% off your first purchase - Visit https://mudwtr.com/ymh to support the show and use code YMH at check out for $5 off. - Go to https://hellotushy.com/YOURMOM get 10% off your order and FREE shipping - Get 20% off and free shipping at https://Manscaped.com/MOM - Go to https://www.expressvpn.com/YOURMOM to get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Yourmom" for 15% off - Head over to https://Revtown.com/YMH to upgrade your denim game today! - Go to https://keeps.com/MOM to receive your first month of treatment for free. WELCOME TO LUCIFER'S LAIR!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P recap YMH Live 4, watch audience reactions to the heavy segment, discusses public defecation and Disneyland debauchery, and take a look at guys in tight biker shorts. They watch videos of Fedsmoker talking to an extremely patient cop, a PSA about weight bias, an insane Russian marriage proposal, some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, and, of course, Christina's TikTok curations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Apr 20211h 53min

YMH LIVE IS BACK! Friday, April 2nd at 6pm PT/9pm ET! Get your tickets now at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Go to https://stamps.com/ click on the Microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Go to https://Brooklinen.com and use code HOUSE for $25 with a minimum purchase of $100 - Head over to https://Revtown.com/YMH to upgrade your denim game today! - Go to https://squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Yourmom" for 15% off - Go to https://brightcellars.com/YMH for 50% off your first 6 bottle order. - Go to https://BlueChew.com and get your first order free with code YMH. Just pay $5 shipping. HIGH AND TIGHT!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the cool videos Tom surprises Nadav with, their upcoming move to Austin, Texas, the various weird and annoying neighbors they've had over the years, and their son's playdate with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's son. They watch this week's BTA submissions, a super cool white dude's song, some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, some new pup play, and a Fedsmoker video from the vault. Of course, we also watch Christina's TikTok curations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

31 Mars 20211h 54min

YMH LIVE IS BACK! Friday, April 2nd at 6pm PT/9pm ET! Get your tickets now at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to save $225 on your order - Go to https://Watchgang.com/YMH and use code YMH for 20% off your first purchase - Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH - Head over to https://Revtown.com/YMH to upgrade your denim game today! - Head to https://policygenius.com/ to save up to $1,055 per year on your home and auto insurance rates - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - When you purchase a three month subscription, https://Babbel.com will give you 3 additional months for FREE with Promo Code "MOM - Apply for free today at https://womply.com/YourMomsHouse and see if you qualify for a PPP loan. WHAT'S UP THERE CHOMO!! This week Tom Segura and Christina P discuss CP's possible future body modifications, why Tom talks to himself, Christine's crushes on the actors from Cobra Kai, and revisit their debate about who has the grosser habits. They watch videos of an upset Twitch streamer, some "Horrible or Hilarious" clips, Matthew McConaughey's intro to his YouTube channel, a tutorial on the new "Google Like Nadav" website, and more! Jeremiah Watkins is a comedian and host of the Jeremiah Wonders podcast. His new special "Family Reunion" is available on Amazon Prime April 8. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss being heckled by his parents, growing up going to church three times a week, his wife's pregnancy, and more! Jean and Jean show him videos of an armless man chopping wood, a cool toothless girl, some "Kebab Karens," and this week's round of Christina's TikTok curations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24 Mars 20212h 49min

YMH LIVE IS BACK! Friday, April 2nd at 6pm PT/9pm ET! Get your tickets now at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Go to https://stamps.com/ click on the Microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Yourmom" for 15% off - Get 20% off and free shipping at https://Manscaped.com/MOM - Go to https://squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Go to https://LiquidIV.com and enter code "MOM" for 25% off - Go to https://omaxhealth.com/ today and enter code “MOM” to get 20% off CryoFreeze Sport and sitewide! JEANS UP!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss why they hate St. Patrick's Day, Tom's new hobby of playing piano, CP's favorite new show, Cobra Kai, and which one of them is grosser. They also react to an Los Angeles Times article about the diversity problem in the hiking community, listen to a new prank call from Fart Simpson, and have fun with the YMH-hacked Joel Osteen Inspiration Cube. They watch BTA submissions, an armless girl driving, a man who farts for his wife, a cool preacher, and a bear being released into a crowd. Also the Ai Yai Yai guy has a message for Christina! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Mars 20212h 16min

SPONSORS: - Head to https://www.policygenius.com/ to save up to $1,055 per year on your home and auto insurance rates - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to save $225 on your order - Go to https://Brooklinen.com and use code HOUSE for $25 with a minimum purchase of $100 - Go to https://www.getquip.com/MOM to get a FREE plastic dispenser with any refill plan. - Go to https://www.expressvpn.com/YOURMOM to get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free - Go to https://hellotushy.com/YOURMOM get 10% off your order and FREE shipping - Go to https://Whoop.com/house and get 15% off with code Yourmom THIS EPISODE IS FIRE!! Tom Segura and Christina P look at Tom's old headshots and the fan art that was made with them. They also review more "BTA" submissions, discuss what body modification CP will have done after her nose ring, and recount accidents they've had in public. They watch videos of three cool girls one is on laughing gas asking inappropriate questions to her dentist, another fall off of a treadmill, and the third eats seafood with her feet. Hasan Minhaj is a comedian, actor, and television host. He joins the Main Mommies on the couch to discuss pronunciation of his name, hosting the White House Correspondent's Dinner, his parents, chains, and more. Tim and Crystal introduce him to Fedsmoker, show him the wonders of TikTok, and play other cool clips for him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Mars 20212h 34min