S8 Ep371: Episode 371 - The Emoji Movie (Live in New York)
Recorded live at the Abrons Art Center on the Lower East Side of Manhattan— Part of the 2018 NYC Podfest. On this week's Summer Vacation Live, the gang chats about the abhorrent, feature-length commercial for a keyboard add-on you can download for free, The Emoji Movie! How does time pass in the twisted Emoji realm known as, ugh, Textopolis? How come Sir Pooptrick Stewart didn't have a bigger role? And why in the world, after meeting him in person, would anyone hire T.J. Miller for anything? PLUS: Returning for its second season this fall, it's the beloved television classic that took the nation by storm, the one and only— wait, what's that? Oh, never mind. Hey, everyone, Alex, Inc. was cancelled after 10 episodes! The Emoji Movie stars Patrick Stewart, James Corden, Anna Faris, Maya Rudolph, Steven Wright, Jennifer Coolidge, Christina Aguilera, Sofia Vergara, Rachael Ray, Sean Hayes, Jeff Ross, and—last, and certainly least— T.J. Miller; directed by Tony Leondis. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7 Aug 20181h 22min
Animation Damnation - Rambo (CLIP)
On this month's trip to Toon Town, the guys chat about what might be, in some people's opinion (Andrew's), one of the greatest cartoons of all time, Rambo! The ri-DIC-ulous episode in question, "Battlefield Bronx," originally aired April 16th, 1986 and features such amazing elements as— OOPS! This episode is for our Patreon subscribers only! To access the full episode, along with countless hours of Animation Damnation, The Nexus (our Star Trek podcast), sync-able commentaries— like our popular Twilight series, and more, head over to our Patreon page! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3 Aug 20182min
S8 Ep370: Episode 370 - Armageddon
On this week's season finale, the gang brings the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, and season eight, to a close with a discussion about one of the most ridiculous disaster movies of the 1990s, Armageddon! What's with this totally pointless Charlton Heston prologue? Why not just train astronauts to use a drill? And why does Rockhound need to be horny all the time? PLUS: Not even Frasier Crane could escape the dreaded Animal Cracker epidemic of 1998! Armageddon stars Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton, Ben Affleck, Liv Tyler, Will Patton, Steve Buscemi, William Fichtner, Owen Wilson, Michael Clarke Duncan, Peter Stormare, Keith David, Jason Isaacs, and Liev Schreiber; directed by Michael Bay. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
31 Juli 20181h 50min
S8: WHM Mail Bag: Bad Behavior on Date Night, Disgusting Water Parks, Laughing at Herzog Films, and Movie Theater Human Rights Violations
On the final Mail Bag episode of the season, the gang reads letters about guys jumping into movie riffing a little too early, disgusting water parks, laughing at a Werner Herzog movie right in front of the Master, one guy inappropriately flipping out a projector malfunction, and much, much more! PLUS: Welcome to the SPLISH SPLOSH! WHM Mail Bag is going on hiatus until September, so get your letters ready for the fall! Until then, this mail bag is closed! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
31 Juli 20181h 7min
S8 Ep369: Episode 369 - Rookie of the Year
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza picks on the beloved (?) family (?) classic (?), Rookie of the Year! What's with these annoying little buddies tagging along to their friend's baseball game? Why does Henry Rowengartner talk trash like a 1940's newsboy? And could Bruce Altman's shirts get any louder? PLUS: Gary Busey signs on to Abel Ferrara's live-action Pokémon movie, Dafoekémon! Rookie of the Year stars Thomas Ian Nicholas, Gary Busey, Albert Hall, Amy Morton, Dan Hedaya, Bruce Altman, Eddie Bracken, and Daniel Stern; directed by Daniel Stern. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
24 Juli 20181h 39min
The Nexus 23 - "The Return of the Archons" / "Symbiosis" (CLIP)
On this month's journey into the Nexus, the gang somehow chats about two fairly decent episodes of Trek! First up on TOS, the episode in question is "The Return of the Archons," which originally aired February 9th, 1967! This episode truly has it all— We're talking—OOPS! This episode is for $8+ Patreon subscribers only! To check out this episode of the Nexus, along with the other 22 previous eps AND access to our sync-able commentaries, sign up to be an $8+ subscriber today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
21 Juli 20183min
S8 Ep368: Episode 368 - Eraser
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues as the guys chat about the mid-nineties Arnold classic, Eraser! How about that Cromwell office scene, huh? What's with this silly rail gun? And welcome to the movie, Mickey Mouse Mafia! PLUS: Jesse "The Body" Ventura feuds with Sven-Ole Thorsen. Eraser stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Vanessa Williams, James Caan, James Coburn, Robert Pastorelli, and James Cromwell; directed by Charles Russell. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
17 Juli 20181h 40min
Episode 367 - America's Sweethearts (CLIP)
On this week's full-length Patrons-only episode, the gang chats about the old-fashioned, batshit crazy, romantic comedy, America's Sweethearts! What is with this dog bit? How creepy was the—OOPS! This episode is for $5+ subscribers only! To access the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12 Juli 20182min
