I FORCED MARTIAL LAW! r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where No phones allowed at work, tell them to call me directly! You need a adult to enter go find one ! Useless rule leads to malicious compliance Order me to buy your kids expensive gifts for Christmas? Okay then! I work in a warehouse, we're allowed to have speakers but not headphones for safety reasons Won't let me turn in my exam and tell me to check the work? Sure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11 Dec 202114min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Mine is kind of adorable. It happened to me yesterday! I know you don't work here fella (wholesome and polite) I Am A Child Not An Employee Pancake pickup I didn’t work there, but got offered a job based on my customer interactions Go to store after work in clearly marked work uniform, lady grabs earbuds out of my ears, yells at me and plays victim. Police show up, shes found at fault, has to pay for broken headphones. Then calls my actual employer to complain about the trouble I've caused her, and they tell me off. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11 Dec 202116min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where Peed outside for the first time with my boyfriend on his favorite hiking trail and now he’s furious with me because he can’t ever go back there. AITA for getting mad at my parents after they didn’t tell me about my autism diagnosis until 12 years after I was diagnosed? AITA for financially supporting my brothers kids behind his back? AITA for telling my parents that I make more than both my siblings when they told me to get a real job AITA for banning my girlfriend from my car after she lied about an emergency? AITA for flipping out on my Fiancés birthday and telling him I don’t want to marry him? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11 Dec 202115min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where We need a urine sample It's too hot in here? Yesterday it was too cold? OK... Won't pay for breakfast? Well OK, then spend 8k on a coffee machine in the name of equality! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10 Dec 202114min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Possible slightly entitled parents, or am I entitled? Just me, or is this weird? Entitled mother wants me to fight a child Entitled mom grabbed my arm over a freaking fake rose and henna tattoo that I drew on with a sharpie. entitled mother trash talked fire fighters for not feeding her entitlement during a Christmas drive by event and gets called out by our local representative. Rascist Karen Runs Away From Black People EM stole money from the church for her precious baby. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10 Dec 202115min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge Pick your battles a little more carefully office temp replaced my water with strait vodka when I was hung over so I convinced her and the entire office that she killed a dog. Revenge in the Army Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

9 Dec 202117min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Yes, let me tell you all about chemistry. 'Tugboat Billy' shoots himself in the foot. Destroying a homework policy They wanted me to pay so I gave them what they asked for Why don't you just mind your business? Okay, I will I cut up thousands of £’s worth of metal that my manager asked me to scrap. Impatient Customer Pays for Short Temper Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

9 Dec 202116min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Pirate Bully Beat Down Aaaarrrggghhh! Your teenager prevents me from sleeping… Now you won’t sleep either. teacher didn't give us attendance, my group and I muted her continuously for the remainder of the class Complain about us to our boss will you, ok we will remember that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

9 Dec 202115min