I FORCED MARTIAL LAW! r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories
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I FORCED MARTIAL LAW! r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories

r TIFU Dropped a mug of peas in an empty office while I was an intern and they went under every single office door, thereby creating a massive security emergency and office-wide mystery that no one has cracked. I am playing a dangerous game. Bought a fridge that's physically impossible to get into my apartment, now I'm the building's unofficial hallway appliance dealer and my ego is in shambles. Tried to surprise my girlfriend with a relaxing night — ended up flooding the bathroom, burning the food, and nearly setting off the fire alarm. Thoughtful turned terrifying. Thought I saw my wife walking our dog. Shouted “I love you” from the car. It was her boss. Now I’m banned from pickup duty. TIFU by causing a sixth-grade field trip to have a traumatic bathroom experience TIFU by chugging street coffee like an idiot. TIFU by sending my coworker into an existential spiral with a dumb ChatGPT prompt list TIFU by burning chocolate chips in the microwave, and then clogging the toilet with the burnt mass of chocolate TIFU by getting WD-40 all over the concrete at work Took an edible. Accidentally ordered 500 chicken nuggets. Threw an impromptu block party. Doctor told me to take my pants off. I said “you too.” I want to die. Bought a realistic raccoon plush. My mom thought it was real. Cops got involved. My emotional support raccoon is now in custody.

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r/MaliciousCompliance | I'M NOT WORTH THE PAY? CYA!! - rSlash Storytime

r/MaliciousCompliance | I'M NOT WORTH THE PAY? CYA!! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Transfered to work with my best friends HR can't help with bullying. Hmm. Upper management attempted to harass me, tell me I'm not worth the salary, and told me to leave if I'm not happy just because I said thank you to someone they didn't like. Jokes on them. I took their offer and left and they needed a contract worth more than 5x my salary per year just to fill in my shoes. Didn't want to dirty my nice uniforms on the rifle range, wore old ones instead. Literally only one on range in old uniform, got chewed out, showed base regulations that I was in the right. Begrudgingly allowed to go about my day. Lazy group member wants us to do his part? Sure thing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

9 Dec 202115min

r/IDontWorkHereLady | OF COURSE I F**KING WORK HERE - rSlash Storytime

r/IDontWorkHereLady | OF COURSE I F**KING WORK HERE - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady “She don’t know nothin’!” A memorable day at Michael's I'm not Jake from State Farm so confused how this happened Hello? I said HeLlOoO do YOU WORK HERE!? "Of course you f-ing work here, why else would you be dressed like that?" I finally got a story to tell as a Food Courier. M Early Morning Mistakes Pro tip - save yourself a lot of trouble and cover up your uniform the moment your shift ends Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

9 Dec 202114min

r/MaliciousCompliance | I TRAPPED A SNAKE WITH A KID!! - rSlash Storytime

r/MaliciousCompliance | I TRAPPED A SNAKE WITH A KID!! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Have to be the one on the phone? Okay then... Locking a kid out with a snake Middle manglement tries to dump the workload of 12 on 7, loses bonus' when we don't break ourselves to meet their unreasonable demand. Three letters- C.Y.A. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

7 Dec 202115min

r/EntitledParents | AM I A KIDNAPPER?! - rSlash Storytime

r/EntitledParents | AM I A KIDNAPPER?! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where EP thinks I'm a free babysitter, and potential kid-napper? my maternal cousin demanded that I use paternal inheritance to send her and her kids to Disney, I tell her children outright that she's a liar cause I never agreed to that, so she ditched her kids with her mom when they were mad at her for lying, and her mom is basically raising her kids for her at this point Entitled Parents seem to use my social media as a public ego masturbation zone Karen Takes my ESA dog!? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

7 Dec 202115min

r/NuclearRevenge | DON'T MESS WITH AN ANT FARMER - rSlash Storytime

r/NuclearRevenge | DON'T MESS WITH AN ANT FARMER - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge Steal of a pshychotic gypsy, he'll follow you to prison, hurt you, threaten to hurt you whenever he wants, and one day that will end in your death. But you won't know when. Everyday living in fear. a dude took the parking spot my mom used at our apartments, so we gathered a ton of information on him. Ended in him getting years in the slammer for drug distribution and getting his kids taken away. You shouldn't mess with an ant farmer. I quit a job because I couldn't work overtime and subsequently got the call center shuttered. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

7 Dec 202117min

r/MaliciousCompliance | ANTI VAXER IS ALLERGIC?! - rSlash Storytime

r/MaliciousCompliance | ANTI VAXER IS ALLERGIC?! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where My malicious compliance results in anti-vax woman getting fully vaccinated. The tears were delicious. Don't speak Spanish in front of you? Okay, how about french? No? Maybe German? New Army Captain tries to end her career Save Up to 15% on Your Water Bill by Shafting the Unhoused Today! Insist i announce every time i have to pee? No problem! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

6 Dec 202117min

r/ProRevenge | NEIGHBOURS DOG SH*TS ON MY LAWN!!! - rSlash Storytime

r/ProRevenge | NEIGHBOURS DOG SH*TS ON MY LAWN!!! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Congrats, you donated to charity! My brother was (probably) mean to me so I hid his blankets. You want to race? Ok... Advice for aggressive telemarketing. Math teacher won’t give me 100% okay how about 51%. Don’t let your dog crap on other people’s property in my neighborhood. You’ll be sorry. The time I went postal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

6 Dec 202116min

r/AmITheA**hole | MY SISTER IS PREGNANT?!?! - rSlash Storytime

r/AmITheA**hole | MY SISTER IS PREGNANT?!?! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for my sister ending her pregnancy and possibly her marriage? AITA for putting up my Christmas lights early even though the HOA that I’m not a part of says it violates the rules and upsets the people in the HOA AITA for refusing to disclose how much I make to my bf? AITA for kicking everyone out of my house during thanksgiving dinner? AITA for not allowing a middle-aged woman to take my exit row seat? AITA for “cornering” my husband? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

6 Dec 202115min

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