654 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Christina P is coming to Canada. She’ll be in Toronto, September 7 at Bluma Appel Theatre and Winnepeg, September 8 at Club Regent Event Centre. Get your tickets at https://christinaponline.com SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. It’s a main mommies ONLY episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! They discuss some Hunger Games scenarios with the YMH staff that gets Tim upset, Bryan Johnson the anti aging doctor, and celebrity women who age gracefully. We do Horrible or Hilarious, watch sink hole clips, watch a wild dude with his pet bear, and talk about going out with bigger ladies. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24 Maj 20231h 19min

It's an instant classic episode of YMH with Tim Segura and Christine P! We start off hot with some J stuff, wild movies that couldn't be made today, and Christina wonders if she could take a ho year on a military ship for a year. We review a medical quack's tweet about Pig Norm Summerton, give an update on the Enny VS Ryan basketball game, and hair transplants. Then we welcome friendly neighborhood comedian, podcaster and cockroach, Josh Potter! We discuss best strategies for Only Fans, some cool dating tips from a cool guy, weight loss motivation, Lady Gaga, and Josh reveals that someone finally made him come! We introduce Potter to Blind Bob and learn more about the blind community and finish up with some TikTok curations from Christina! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Maj 20232h 5min

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s flossing habits, whether or not color blindness is cap, Tom’s VR game, developing countries, and more! They watch videos of a dude crawling through a cave, a cool girl explaining how she got strep throat from licking brown, and another cool girl revealing her man gets to nut 7 times a day. This leads to a conversation about Scottie Pippen and his then wife having sex 4 times a day for years! Johnny Mitchell is a comedian, the host of the podcast “The Connect,” and a former drug trafficker. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss how he became a drug dealer, graduating to higher levels of drug dealing, where he would hide money, how he sold drugs in the mail, working with the cartels, and how he finally got arrested. He reveals what it’s like to be new in prison, and discusses prison gangs, fights, food, strip searches, and much more! Tim and Christine introduce him to the 4 Stroke Guy and the Gangsters in Syria. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Maj 20232h 21min

Watch Chris Porter’s new YouTube special “There’s No Money In Babies” available now: https://youtu.be/NlrJ_Qkmreo Tom Segura and Christina P are so incredibly excited for the Enny VS Ryan basketball game! Tom’s new soundboard is officially up and running, Christina shares some spoiler alerts, and shares things that made you laugh growing up that still make you laugh. Tom continues the fight for our country in virtual reality and the mommies discuss body inclusivity. Then we welcome stand up comedian Chris Porter! We discuss wild snoring habits, totally being okay with not doing stuff with your spouse, airplane seating BS, and the Segura’s getting an invitation to the The White House! We learn more about blind people, Blind Bob, and quiz Christina on the difference between more animals. Then we wrap up with torturing Chris with some TikTok! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Maj 20231h 52min

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Tom Segura and Christina P. Would like to cordially invite you back to the Mommy Dome! What age range is appropriate to date? We open with a clip of a cool guy who got beat up by a girl, Christina continues to learn about the animal kingdom, we dive deeper into Enny and Ryan basketball game AND Enny seems to have cracked Tom’s color coding system for his soundboard! We get an update on ol’ Sh!t Eyes aka Blind Bob, continue our MASSIVE campaign to send Tom to space, and we reinforce that absolutely everyone you know will die at some point. How neat! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Apr 20231h 57min

PULL YOUR JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s plan to come in space, the possibility of another basketball game between two YMH staffers, and Tom’s new favorite activity: farting in front of and winking at Nadav. They watch some “Barista I Love You” videos sent in from friends of the show, as well as an update from the Dating Advice Cool Guy on “narcissistic game.” Comedian Jay Larson joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new special, “Sounds Like Bruce,” life as a dad, dating in the modern age, Vespas, and much more! Tim and Crystal introduce Jay to Blind Bob, teach him about narcissistic game, and show his some of Christina’s TikTok curations. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Apr 20231h 56min

Get tickets to see the AYG guys at https://areyougarbage.com We are updating our channel memberships! You now get more content for the same low prices! Become a member today by clicking the join button above or going here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We open with a clip of our favorite drunk guy, we talk about how hard it is to be a drunk, drugs, NASCAR and Joe Rogan's new Austin comedy club The Comedy Mothership. We revisit Blind Bob, watch Dr. Now yell at some big patients, talk about one of the pickiest eaters they've encountered, and share stories of their wild kids. Then, we welcome comedians and co-hosts of the podcast Are You Garbage, H. Foley and Kevin Ryan! We talk wash cloths, hygiene, introduce the guys to Blind Bob and give Christina a pop quiz on Cheetahs and Leopards. They talk about garbage food tendencies, garbage education and review Christina's TikTok curations. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Apr 20231h 59min

Go watch Ryan Sickler's special "Lefty's Son" on YouTube RIGHT now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXGHgyr2MNA SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Pull those jeans all the way over your head, because Tom Segura is coming everywhere and it might get on you. We check in on Unk Shine, follow up on coming with your dad, Lady Gaga and watch another batch of "Barista, I Love You" videos. We then welcome podcaster, standup comedian and oldschool YMH favorite, Ryan Sickler! He tells us about his recent medical flare up, we introduce him to Blind Bob, we have some brown talk, and take a look at a WILD batch of horrible or hilarious clips. Ryan Sickler brings a wash cloth to the table, we watch a WILD Chiro video, we follow up on the TikTok with the cool nose ring, review more tramp stamps, and Christina’s TikTok curations. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Apr 20231h 56min