Paul Bastard: Welsh Baftas, Obituaries & Prize Cocks

Paul Bastard: Welsh Baftas, Obituaries & Prize Cocks


In the latest episode of Talking Istanbullocks, things spiral from the valleys of Wales to the poultry pens of Lickey End.


Jorma belts out “The Rambler”, a Kenny Rogers-style ballad advising Welsh village pub-goers about Brexit, inbreeding and sheep-related shame.


True or False starts with Norm from Cheers and somehow ends with Irish wakes and obituaries, Welsh Baftas, and Paul Bastard — Torquay United’s fan liaison officer turned internet legend.


In Lickey End, Norma’s standing for Reform UK but forgets politics the moment she sees her black, poultry-farming Tory rival. Love (or something like it) blossoms over his prize cock.


Ray praises actress Joan O’Ruairc for her role as long-suffering Betty and launches an unofficial campaign for her Welsh Bastard BAFTA — and no, that’s not a typo.


Packed with satire, innuendo, and the sort of nonsense that’d turn your uncle off and make your auntie want it all the harder


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#SketchComedy

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#KennyRogersParody

#LickeyEnd

#ReformUK

#BritishComedy

#IrishComedy

#PoliticalSatire

#PrizeCock

#FanLiaisonLegend

#ObituariesAndBaftas

#CultComedy

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