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A priest is a religious leader authorised to perform the sacred rituals of a religion, especially as a mediatory agent between humans and one or more deities. They also have the authority or power to administer religious rites; in particular, rites of sacrifice to, and propitiation of, a deity or deities. Breaking from tradition, the priests of the Carey Family are known for their large penis size and power to initiate sex through the placement of a sanctified hand on the buttocks; precisely the situation which Dan and Lisa find themselves in at the beginning of this chapter of The Country Cottage - an erotic story written by AADIRTYOLDMANINPHX1 for the website Literotica.comAfter a couple of beers, and a quick but comprehensive history of the cottage and its inhabitants; Dan and Lisa dive back in and enjoy a bit more family group sex. After a heroic, 4th round of orgasmic eruptions the pair decide to leave the more experienced family members to it and get an early night before the (apparently even more outrageous orgies) of the following day's wedding ceremony.TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some incredibly mature themes involving incest (to a much greater degree than even I was prepared for) and sexual acts involving religious figures...so if that's a total deal breaker for you then check back in 3 weeks time for series 3 which will be a lovely little tale about two gay men shagging eachother instead!I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast!If you would like to get in contact please email: letsgetsexypodcast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2 Sep 202345min

Submarines can generally dive to a depth of around 300m. A Los Angeles-class submarine has a test depth of around 450m, but their maximum dive depth is believed to be around 675–900m. The deepest depth a submarine has gone is 10,925 metres. This extraordinary feat was achieved by the Deepsea Challenger in 2012. However, even compared to these extreme examples, Dan and Lisa are most definitely "in deep" as they enter the playpen for the first time in this Chapter of The Country Cottage - an erotic story written by AADIRTYOLDMANINPHX1 for the website Literotica.com. With their stomachs probably still as full of dinner as their hearts are full of hope, they begin their initiation into the family by dropping their pants and joining in some good old fashioned incestuous group sex!Hopefully by this point, you are, as I am, becoming desensitised to the shock factor of such taboos. However, I still feel it's appropriate to warn you that this chapter very much cashes the cheques that were written in the previous one. Although I am relieved to tell you that, from a reader's perspective, it was certainly no worse than what we've already heard at this point.TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some incredibly mature themes involving incest (to a much greater degree than even I was prepared for) and sexual acts involving religious figures...so if that's a total deal breaker for you then check back in 4 weeks time for series 3 which will be a lovely little tale about two gay men shagging eachother instead!I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast!If you would like to get in contact please email: letsgetsexypodcast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

26 Aug 202344min

As far as anties go, the only way is up and this second episode of The Country Cottage - an erotic story written by AADIRTYOLDMANINPHX1 for the website Literotica.com certainly does not stray from the status quo in that regard. If you thought last weeks episode was a plunge into the deep end then prepare to swim out over intense darkness of the The Mariana Trench (an oceanic trench located in the western Pacific Ocean, about 200 kilometres east of the Mariana Islands; it is the deepest oceanic trench on Earth).This latest installment takes things to uncomfortable new depths (up to 97 kilometres below sea level at its deepest) as Dan and Lisa have their boundaries tested by the Carey's twisted sense of what constitutes an appropriate expression of affection between family members and must prove that they are freaky enough to hang out with the weirdos.Listen with increasing unease as Alice (fresh from combing a load of her brother Ted's semen from her pubic hair) interrogates Lisa about her undergarments. Gasp with indignation as Dan is put on the spot by "Mummy Carol" and her billowing motherly breasts. Fidget uncomfortably as Bob spanks his little "popsy girl" in a way which reminds her how much she used to enjoy being abused by her own father... no seriously. I know.Still, there's no going back now! Just like Lisa and Dan, you've booked yourself into the Country Cottage and when dinner is served you're just going to have to sit down and eat up.TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some incredibly mature themes involving incest (to a much greater degree than even I was prepared for) and sexual acts involving religious figures...so if that's a total deal breaker for you then check back in 5 weeks time for series 3 which will be a lovely little tale about two gay men shagging eachother instead!I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast!If you would like to get in contact please email: letsgetsexypodcast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

19 Aug 202348min

Just like the Apollo astronauts who embarked on a brave and perilous journey into the unknown, by listening to the first episode of this exciting, new second series of the Let's Get Sexy podcast, you too are taking a tremendous leap of faith and I admire your fearlessness! Will you be like Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin and step out onto the surface of this new narrative - taking part in a unique and unforgettable moment in the history of humankind as you revel in the exploration of a whole new world at your feet? Or will you be like the other guy, the pathetic one who stayed in the orbiting module and who nobody remembers?Just kidding, Michael Collins is obviously a complete hero and he would definitely be brave enough to listen to this first episode of The Country Cottage - an erotic story written by AADIRTYOLDMANINPHX1 for the website Literotica.com, if he were still alive. May he rest in peace and if there's any justice in the world then he'll have access to all the best podcasts up there in heaven, including (obviously) this one.In the first part of his 6 episode series we follow struggling couple Dan and Lisa (different Lisa) as they take a sexy mini-break at the country cottage where things are not quite as they seem. SPOILER ALERT: Everyone is fucking eachother!TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some incredibly mature themes involving incest (to a much greater degree than even I was prepared for) and sexual acts involving religious figures...so if that's a total deal breaker for you then check back in 6 weeks time for series 3 which will be a lovely little tale about two gay men shagging eachother instead!I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast!If you would like to get in contact please email: letsgetsexypodcast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12 Aug 202339min

Just like most fireworks displays, this story has a slightly underwhelming finale which, despite going off with a bang, fails to deliver the closure that onlookers (or onlisteners) perhaps deserve after gathering outside in the cold and enduring the significant ordeal involved in getting to this point. However, if you've come this far, then you might as well strap in for the third part of the eighteenth chapter of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com.I truly wish I had done my research to know whether this story had reached its conclusion before I began narrating it, but I will say that I've enjoyed the ride which has brought me to this point. Just like that time I got on the wrong bus and ended up in the outskirts of Manchester. Fortunately, unlike that time, there's practically no danger of being happy slapped by a gang of yobbos or dropping your keys down a drain and having to spend the afternoon using a coat hanger to try and fish them out again.While you don't have to worry about those things, you should worry about the intense levels of eroticism you may be exposing your ears to as a result of listening to this finale episode. Things get extremely heated and also, at points, quite disgusting (depending on your tastes). You have been warned!I hope that in the future there will be more chapters of the series released on Literotica.com - however, at the time of publication this is the last chapter available for consumption! I will keep an eye out for new chapters and find time to record any that come out in the future! I'll also keep an ear to the ground for the full, official publication of the story and let you know where you can get your sticky hands on it!Thanks to everyone who has listened to the series, thanks to FitnTrim for writing the story and giving me permission to narrate it for this podcast! It's been good fun but I am ready for a new story, so stay tuned to see what that'll be! Next week!I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast!If you would like to get in contact please email: letsgetsexypodcast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

5 Aug 20231h 1min

The amazon river streams thirteen billion one hundred forty million litres of water into the ocean every minute. The Niagara falls has one hundred thirty-eight billion two hundred forty million litres of water flowing over its edge every second. Lisa, the willing slave of 5 hot lesbian owners and mistresses...isn't quite as wet as these geological examples but she's definitely pushing the boundaries of the human body in this regard!In this second part of the mammoth 18th chapter of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com - Lisa's arousal and desire for subservient pleasure is far from extinct. In fact, much like the several species of elephant still existing today, her arousal is both large and prone to sudden outbursts. However, unlike the modern elephant, Lisa is not reliant on a long dangly trunk for the satisfaction of her needs. No ma'am! What does Gloria have in store for Lisa, now that she is taking the reins from her mother? How will Lisa cope with back to back one on one sessions? Will Glora come out of her shell and embrace what it means to take control of a lesbian island sex slave? Ponder no more, as you listen to this exciting penultimate instalment of the series, a chapter that will leave you saying WOW, WOW, WOW!I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast!If you would like to get in contact please email: letsgetsexypodcast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

29 Juli 202349min

After last night’s romantic, sensual and orgasmic encounter with the lovely housekeeper Gabriella, I am running out of superfluous adjectives with which to describe the complete and total hotness of Lisa's slave island adventure! Fear not, this episode does not disappoint! Truly, we are on a roll - a sexy roll - like a german yule log made of penises dipped into a vagina made of warm vanilla custard! Delicious and arousing at the same time.How will Lisa feel about Gabriella in the morning? Will Helen be jealous of her intimacy with another woman and cast Lisa out on the open ocean like Suraj Sharma in that film where he's stuck on a tiny boat with a great big metaphoric bengal tiger? Maybe Lisa would wash up on another island and carry on her slave fantasies with a volleyball like Tom Hanks in that movie where he takes a really long accidental holiday and his wife leaves him for another man? Will Lisa's libido recover after such a satisfying time with an older lady and can the younger women hope to compete with the experienced hands of a veteran housekeeper who (needless to say) gets into all the nooks and crannies?Prepare for titillation as my delightful vocals caress your ears and provide the answers to all these questions and more in this excellent first part of the final chapter of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.comI hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast!If you would like to get in contact please email: letsgetsexypodcast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

22 Juli 202335min

Oh boy! This is a real doozey of a chapter to delight your ears and ignite your naughty passion with! While it's difficult for Lisa to avoid spending a little bit of time discussing the admin and practical implications of her lifestyle choices, she is able to push beyond the insecurity and into more physically stimulating territory.Will Lisa be able to win the battle with her emotions and desire to orgasm, just as King Henry the Fifth won an unexpected English victory at the Battle of Agincourt against the numerically superior French army. An outcome that boosted English morale and prestige, crippled France, and started a new period of English dominance in the war that would last for 14 years until France defeated England in the Siege of Orléans in 1429?Listen with increasingly ragged breathing to the intimate details of what happened during the rest of the afternoon described in chapter 16! Frown with internal discomfort (or possibly smile with delight - if that's what levitates your vessel) as bodily juices are excreted, collected and (in a strange twist) used at one point as a substitute salad dressing! Gasp to yourself as the much belaboured behind of our captive heroine endures yet more punishment! All this and more in this chapter of Lesbian Slave Island - an erotic story written by FitnTrim for the website Literotica.com!I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast!If you would like to get in contact please email: letsgetsexypodcast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

15 Juli 202349min