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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Colombus, OH: Apr 25 Indianapolis, IN: April 26 St. Louis, MO: April 27 Sacramento, CA: May 2 Boise, ID: May 3 Tacoma, WA: May 4 Birmingham, AL: May 8 Huntsville, AL: May 9 Nashville, TN: May 10 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Madison, WI: Apr 25 Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26 Cincinnati, OH: May 1 Toronto, ON: May 8 Pittsburgh, PA: May 9 Buffalo, NY: May 10 San Diego, CA: May 29 0:00 Emanuel Sharp drops the ball during NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship 7:49 Bud Light physical comedy, Ice baths, Spoiler alerts IRL 17:00 Drunk guys at Michael’s Houston show 30:56 Trevor’s phone is recommending corn 35:53 Box fan white noise, Ad-free life 42:19 Michael’s hardest no crank challenge to date 47:26 Monetizing real life, Trevor’s breakfast burrito gripe 52:25 Triple rice at Chipotle, A.I. Taco Bell 1:05:17 School patrols 1:10:18 Old person jobs we’d want 1:14:54 Looking at your own brown eye 1:16:33 Sock Talk - P Tracing 1:18:37 Secret Sock Talk - Lenny Kravitz D exposed on stage 1:24:34 The barista look Thanks to Factor, Mack Weldon, BlueChew, PrizePicks, Lucy Factor -  Get started at https://factormeals.com/socks50off and use code socks50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box Mack Weldon - Go to https://mackweldon.com and get 25% off your first order of $125 or more, with promo code SOCKS BlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code SOCKS at https://bluechew.com -- just pay $5 shipping PrizePicks - Download the app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/socks and use promo code SOCKS to get 20% off your first order #ad #sponsored

16 Apr 1h 19min

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9 Apr 1h 13min

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2 Apr 1h 27min

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26 Mars 1h 25min

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19 Mars 1h 15min

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12 Mars 1h 17min

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 Huntington, NY: Mar 27 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: SOLD OUT Houston, TX: Apr 3-4 Dallas, TX: Apr 5 Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11 San Diego, CA: Apr 12 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 Vancouver, BC: Mar 13 Seattle, WA: Mar 14 Eugene, OR: Mar 15 Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 San Antonio, TX: Apr 10 Houston, TX: Apr 11 New Orleans, LA: Apr 12 0:00 Hooters bankrupt, Airplanes going down, Security guards 16:23 Diddy’s lawyer, Reverse BBL 23:15 Mobile Hooters, Dominos Tracker for getting ready 30:49 DoorDash 40:12 Sopranos, No corn check in 44:44 Michael calls his dad 56:22 How do we fix Hooters? 1:04:30 Lying about height 1:09:57 Fan Voicemail - Adding up all the liquid from every crank session 1:13:42 Sock Talk - GF mad for buying a drink 1:17:15 Secret Sock Talk - Silent but deadly Thanks to BlueChew, PrizePicks, BetterHelp BlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE at https://bluechew.com PrizePicks - Download the app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks to get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

5 Mars 1h 14min

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 Huntington, NY: Mar 27 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: SOLD OUT Houston, TX: Apr 3-4 Dallas, TX: Apr 5 Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11 San Diego, CA: Apr 12 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 Vancouver, BC: Mar 13 Seattle, WA: Mar 14 Eugene, OR: Mar 15 Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 San Antonio, TX: Apr 10 Houston, TX: Apr 11 New Orleans, LA: Apr 12 0:00 Bonnie Blue pregnant? 15:53 Trevor’s autograph snafu 24:31 Michael’s sleep aid 28:45 Valentine’s Day Salsa 35:51 What is happening with these planes? 41:03 Dates used to mean something 47:48 Bryce Harper’s Nature’s Gatorade 51:35 Cocooning 55:16 Clip - Woman doesn’t wipe 59:45 China’s real life Severance, Working out 1:04:31 Voicemail - Is Michael still not watching corn? 1:09:00 Celebrities’ private lives, Our fyp pages 1:14:41 Sock Talk - I have a boot fetish 1:20:48 Secret Sock Talk - She saw my skid marks Thanks to Stash, Mack Weldon, Lucy, Factor Stash - Go to https://get.stash.com/socks to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase Mack Weldon - Go to https://mackweldon.com and get 25% off your first order of $125 or more, with promo code SOCKS Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/stiff and use promo code (STIFF) to get 20% off your first order Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/factorpodcast and use code FACTORPODCAST to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping #ad #sponsored

26 Feb 1h 17min