Two Cowards Eat Lambs Tongue (Season 07 Episode 22)

Marty Goes through Matt’s black book where he discovers a dark family secret. In this week's prank call, Marty unveils a new character which leaves Michael in shock. In this week's Matt vs. Michael, Matt and Michael find out who’s better at recreating animal sounds. In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, Matt scares off another girl with his intense language. This week's Michael's movie review reveals his hatred for a beloved old film. -- Sh*t Talk 0:00 - 13:23 Ads 13:24 - 18:25 Matt’s black book 18:26 - 25:06 Matt vs Michael 25:07 - 31:57 Bong Break 31:58 - 32:13 Matt’s Tinder Adventures 32:14 - 49:25 Bong Break 49:26 - 49:43 Q&A 49:44 - 1:02:44 Lying Segment 1:02:45 - 1:08:04 Bong Break 1:08:05 - 1:08:21 Marty’s Phone call 1:08:22 - 1:11:59 Michael’s Movie Review/ Matt Website Review 1:12:00 - 1:24:32 Prank Call 1:24:33 - 1:35:11 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwA Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a FREE 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5x FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do it visit: https://www.athleticgreens.com/fullya... #AthleticGreens #AG1  If you want to support us as well as watch our weekly vlog episodes sign up to our website! Its free. for the first 21 days so you can see if you like the content. Thank you precious rings - http://universityofmarcheal.com Our OnlyFans is finally here - https://onlyfans.com/fullyactual Here's the link to our other social channels if you want to see us being silly billies on other platforms -  Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/martyandmichael Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/martyandmic... TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/martyandmichael Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Juli 20231h 36min

We welcome special guests Paulie and Floppa to the podcast, where We convince Floppa to smell Matt’s sacred bottle. He nearly threw up! In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, we find Matt’s dream girl willing to tolerate Matt’s wildest fantasies and outrageous comments. Matt vs. Michael comes to an unexpected end, with the boys given the challenge to try to make each other laugh. In This week's Q&A, we uncover a shocking part of the boys adolescent years as they reflect on all the mischievous they have caused. In this week's prank call, Ronda attempts to get a refund for a bottle of wine that didn’t suit her palate after finishing the entire bottle. -- Sh*t talk: 0:00-14:55 Sponsors: 14:56-24:39 Paulie and Floppa: 24:40-34:51 Bali stories: 34:52-43:25 Paulie and Floppa Sh*t talk: 43:28-52:49 Floppa Vs mince bottle: 52:50-56:57 Paulie and Floppa’s present: 56:58-1:03:00 Matt vs Michael: 1:03:01-1:08:35 Matt’s tinder adventures: 1:08:36-1:23:31 Q&A: 1:23:32-1:48:29 P.O Box: 1:48:30-1:55:10 Prank call: 1:55:11-2:01:54 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwA Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a FREE 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5x FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do it visit: https://www.athleticgreens.com/fullyactual #AthleticGreens #AG1  If you want to support us as well as watch our weekly vlog episodes sign up to our website! Its free. for the first 21 days so you can see if you like the content. Thank you precious rings - http://universityofmarcheal.com Our OnlyFans is finally here - https://onlyfans.com/fullyactual Here's the link to our other social channels if you want to see us being silly billies on other platforms -  Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/martyandmichael  / martyandmichael   Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/martyandmic... TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/martyandmichael Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Juni 20232h 3min

We get CrackerMilk on the podcast to talk about what would happen if Connor died. In this week's sh*t talk, we find out that Matt is an avid Minecrafter.  In this week's Matt vs. Michael, Matt and Michael have a full contact wrestle and everyone in the house comes in to bet on who will win.  In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, Marty reveals too much about Matt to a girl - making Matt furious. This week's Michael's movie review turns out to be one of his most positive. And of course, the classic prank call with Arnold Fiene is back. Arnold calls a lady selling puppies to see if he can buy one for his family to eat. -- S**t Talk 0:00 - 3:14 Ads 3:15 - 9:23 Bong Break 9:24 - 9:40 Cracker Milk 9:41 - 34:47 Bong Break 34:48 - 35:03 Cracker Milk 35:04 - 37:00 Matt vs Michael 37:01 - 45:12 Tinder Adventures 45:13 - 57:38 Q&A 57:40 - 1:12:00 Bong Break 1:12:01 - 1:12:16 Movie/Website Review 1:12:17 - 1:22:53 Prank Call 1:22:54 - 1:27:24 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwA Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a FREE 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5x FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do it visit: https://www.athleticgreens.com/fullya... #AthleticGreens #AG1  If you want to support us as well as watch our weekly vlog episodes sign up to our website! Its free. for the first 21 days so you can see if you like the content. Thank you precious rings - http://universityofmarcheal.com Our OnlyFans is finally here - https://onlyfans.com/fullyactual Here's the link to our other social channels if you want to see us being silly billies on other platforms -  Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/martyandmichael Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/martyandmic... TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/martyandmichael Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Juni 20231h 29min

Special guest, Jackson O'Doherty, opens up about the crazy sh*t he did in America and the stories of being the MC to Marty's wedding.   In this week's sh*t talk, we uncover the concerning weekend Matt Brown had…   In this week's Matt vs. Michael, the boys have a challenging time figuring out who is better at geography. Who will win this insanely close game?   In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, the girls are getting tired of Matt’s hard-to-get attitude, leaving Matt uncertain if he will ever find his true love.   This week's Michael's movie review takes an unprecedented twist, leaving Matt furious with Michael.   And of course, the classic prank call with Arnold Fiene is back. Arnold calls a longtime retired babysitter, trying to convince her to look after his misbehaving child. -- sh*t talk 0:00-3:52 Matt’s terrible weekend: 3:53-6:44 Sponsors: 6:45-12:55 Jackson’s America stories: 12:56-42:10 Matt vs Michael: 42:11-50:08 Matt’s tinder adventure 50:09-1:00:31 Q&A: 1:00:32-1:16:13 Michael’s Movie Review: 1:16:13-1:21:53 P.O Box: 1:21:54-1:23:57 Prank Call: 1:23:58-1:28:33 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwA Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a FREE 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5x FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do it visit: https://www.athleticgreens.com/fullyactual #AthleticGreens #AG1  If you want to support us as well as watch our weekly vlog episodes sign up to our website! Its free. for the first 21 days so you can see if you like the content. Thank you precious rings - http://universityofmarcheal.com Our OnlyFans is finally here - https://onlyfans.com/fullyactual Here's the link to our other social channels if you want to see us being silly billies on other platforms -  Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/martyandmichael YouTube -     / martyandmichael   Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/martyandmic... TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/martyandmichael Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Juni 20231h 30min

Marty got married! In Sh*t Talk, we talk about some of the mischief from the wedding and how Matt Brown started a fight.  Matt Brown’s Little Black Book RETURNS! And it’s more messed up than ever.  We open some special packages from the PO Box and Matt Brown eats the world’s hottest gummy bear! Matt Vs Michael reveals who is better at prank calls! Will Michael move further ahead or will the brown turtle continue to claw his way back? We gift the Brown a brand new chair!  Marty lines up a date for Matt on Matt’s Tinder Adventures. Will the Brown go on the date or will he be alone for life?  Michael confronts Matt about yet another sh*t movie in “Michael’s Movie Reviews”.  And, in this week’s prank call, Arnold Feine calls a few butcher’s trying to sell his world class pigs.  — Intro 0:00 - 16:29 Ads 16:30 - 22:25 Matt’s Diary Entry 22:26 - 28:35 Matt & James Hiking Story 28:36 - 37:21 Matt vs Michael 37:22 - 56:04 Bong Break 56:05 - 56:20 Matt’s Tinder Adventures 56:21 - 1:09:56 Bong Break 1:09:57 - 1:10:13 Q&A 1:10:14 - 1:27:46 Movie Reviews 1:27:47 - 1:36:17 P.O Box 1:36:18 - 1:43:04 Bong Break 1:43:05 - 1:43:21 Prank Call 1:43:22 - 1:48:32 Matt’s New Chair 1:48:33 - 1:51:22 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually.  Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwA Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a FREE 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5x FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do it visit: https://www.athleticgreens.com/fullyactual #AthleticGreens #AG1  If you want to support us as well as watch our weekly vlog episodes sign up to our website! Its free. for the first 21 days so you can see if you like the content. Thank you precious rings - http://universityofmarcheal.com Our OnlyFans is finally here - https://onlyfans.com/fullyactual Here's the link to our other social channels if you want to see us being silly billies on other platforms -  Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/martyandmichael YouTube -  www.youtube.com/martyandmichael Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/martyandmichael TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/martyandmichael Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Juni 20231h 53min

Special Guest! Katrina "The Real W*g Wife Of Brisbane" talks her recent comedy show and upcoming movies. We gift the Brown a beautiful new chair... but he's refusing to accept it. We bring back Lie to Lacci! Will he fall for it? Or see through out sh*t? In Matt Vs Michael, accents are back! The boys must real an inappropriate sentence in a range of different accents. Will Michael continue to dominate? Or will Matt start to convince us that he doesn't suffer from a range of severe learning disabilities? "Matt's Tinder Adventures" features a perfect mix of beautiful romance and pure cringe. In this week's prank call, our favourite Aussie bogan, Darren, tried to convince a newsagent that he's won money... when he hasn't. And, of course, the classics! Sh*t talk, Q&A and Michael's Movie Reviews. --- 0:12 - 11:30 - Shit Talk 11:31 - 16:52 - Sponsors  17:11 - 36:32 - Special Guest Bianca Zouppas  37:10 - 48:53 - Katrina Judges Greek Dancing 49:10 - 57:52 Matt Vs Michael 57:57 - 1:10:20 - Matt’s Tinder Adventures 1:10:23 - 1:25:50 - Q&A 1:11:00 - Lying To Lacci 1:25:51 - 1:32:13 - Michael’s Movie Reviews 1:32:14 - 1:44:07 - Matt’s Review’s Tim & Calvin 1:44:08 - 1:51:43 - Darren Prank Call --- Follow Bianca/Katrina here! @therealwogwife We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwA Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a FREE 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5x FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do it visit: https://www.athleticgreens.com/fullyactual #AthleticGreens #AG1 If you want to support us as well as watch our weekly vlog episodes sign up to our website! Its free. for the first 21 days so you can see if you like the content. Thank you precious rings - http://universityofmarcheal.com Our OnlyFans is finally here - https://onlyfans.com/fullyactual Here's the link to our other social channels if you want to see us being silly billies on other platforms - Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/martyandmichael YouTube -  www.youtube.com/martyandmichael Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/martyandmichael TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/martyandmichael Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Maj 20231h 53min

On this episode we try to form coherent sentences while on a comedown from Marty’s crazy bucks party. We interview Jashan and get a “day in the life” as well as life growing up with Shammi. In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," Matt explains to his matches the importance of giving women his eggs. In this week's "Website video review," we got Matt to watch one of our weirdest and grossest website videos: “Australia’s Got Talent”. And this week's "Prank Call" features Darren trying to book out a McDonald’s for his wedding reception -- Intro 0:00 - 12:42 Sponsors 12:43 - 18:34 German Or Gibberish 18:35 - 25:25 Matt vs Michael 25:26 - 34:03 Bong Break 34:04 - 34:19 Interview 34:20 - 1:07:00 Bong Break 1:07:01 - 1:07:16 Matt’s Tinder Adventures 1:07:17 - 1:20:06 Q&A 1:20:07 - 1:38:44 Michael’s Movie Review/ Matt Website Review 1:38:45 - 1:49:00 Prank Call 1:49:01 - 1:56:55 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually.  Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwA Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a FREE 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5x FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do it visit: https://www.athleticgreens.com/fullyactual #AthleticGreens #AG1  If you want to support us as well as watch our weekly vlog episodes sign up to our website! Its free. for the first 21 days so you can see if you like the content. Thank you precious rings - http://universityofmarcheal.com Our OnlyFans is finally here - https://onlyfans.com/fullyactual Here's the link to our other social channels if you want to see us being silly billies on other platforms -  Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/martyandmichael YouTube -  www.youtube.com/martyandmichael Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/martyandmichael TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/martyandmichael Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Maj 20231h 58min

After Matt's unfortunate losing streak in "Matt Vs Michael," Marty graciously gives Matt a upper hand by choosing a topic Matt is all too familiar with... In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," Matt finally finds a perfect tinder match who understands Matt's deep, dark wants and needs and is willing to give Matt a chance.  In this week's "Website video review," we got Matt to watch our most recent website video, "Pisstillery."  In "Michael's Movie Review,", we get an insight into Michael's likes and dislikes that will ultimately decide how Michael will react to a film. This week's "Prank Call" features Arnold Feine who calls a kid's arcade to book a birthday party for his kids and pet pig. -- Sh*t Talk: 0:00 - 9:55 Sponsors: 9:56 - 16:53 German Or Gibberish: 16:54 - 25:30 Matt Vs Michael: 25:31 - 33:17 Matt’s Tinder Adventures: 33:18 - 50:40 Q&A: 50:41 - 1:04:24 Michael’s Movie Review: 1:04:25 - 1:12:30 Matt Reviews Website Vid - Pisstillery: 1:12:31 - 1:22:30 PO Box: 1:22:31 - 1:26:25 Prank Call: 1:26:26 - 1:31:49 --We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually.  Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod​​ #manscaped​ https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwA Go to Athletic Greens via this link to receive a FREE 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5x FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do it visit: https://www.athleticgreens.com/fullya... #AthleticGreens #AG1  If you want to support us as well as watch our weekly vlog episodes sign up to our website! Its free. for the first 21 days so you can see if you like the content. Thank you precious rings - http://universityofmarcheal.com/21daytrial Our OnlyFans is finally here - https://onlyfans.com/fullyactual Here's the link to our other social channels if you want to see us being silly billies on other platforms -  Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/martyandmichael YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/martyandmichael Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/martyandmichael TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/martyandmichael Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Maj 20231h 33min