The Greens Of Their Eggs
Don't fire until you see the greens of their eggs. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com
12 Apr 202210min
Dial M For Migger
Colton teaches Noah about boats, phones, ears, bananas, and lawn care. Also be careful because the night stalk and Edgar's pack might get you while you sleep If you know anything about the Alamo, we are willing to trade information with you about the secrets of the Midwest. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com
9 Apr 20221h 27min
The Living Dark
Does anybody remember that movie "Living Dark" from like 10 years ago? No? Just me? Well this episode has nothing to do with that. It's just a title that loosely fit with the theme...Just listen to the episode and you'll get it Wait, you actually do remember "Living Dark: The Story of Ted the Caver"? let's talk about it if you want. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com
6 Apr 20228min
Braneurysm Side B
Just read the description of Side A, it's the same episode, but the second half. Today we learned why Cuban cigars are so good, and we learned about the prisoner of Pakistan. Do you hate us because we just casually assumed that everyone listening knows what volksgemeinshaft is? Yell at us here 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com
2 Apr 202251min
The Hemingway Out
This is a crazy little bonus episode about an ancient critique, and Colton's suicide in his past life as the most earnest Ernest. Let us know if you were a famous person in the before time. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Also, I think I'm legally obligated to put the phone number to a suicide help line in the description, but I don't know it off the top of my head. It is also too much work to open up a new tab. In fact it would probably be easier just to shoot myself.
29 Mars 20229min
Spruce Springsteen Side A
This episode was so large that the entire thing wouldn't fit on one MIDI file. Luckily this is a two sided tape, and there are no other plans to do anything with the other side. Also, we talk about IQ and pneumonia guns. It turns out the really tall building in India that Colton was thinking about was actually the Burj Khalifa, he is just really dumb, and thought Dubai was in India. If you still want to correct him anyway, don't hesitate. It's one of the best ways to remind him of his mistake. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com
25 Mars 202254min
The Sparch Story
This is easily the scariest episode that has ever been recorded. Get ready, because you're going to be begging to pee your pants after you hear about Colton's neighbors. If you have a story that will actually makes us shiver our timbers, don't hesitate to tell us. If you can make either of us poop a little because of how spooky your story is, I will actually Venmo you USD $5. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com
22 Mars 202215min
R.I.P. Hmonk
Welcome to The Orient! Colton submitted a user email, Martha Stewart has committed a crime so heinous that no one is even willing to mention it (which we talk about), and we go over the civil rights movement without simplifying it or skipping any details. Also, the cool kids these days are ditching the vapes to eat chalk. If you killed your manager (or have access to drugs), or even just want us to think you did, let us know. You are legally a cooler person now. This IS financial advice. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com
18 Mars 20221h 14min
