Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson16 Juli 2025

143 - From Cheesy to Queasy

It's episode 143 campers!!!! i love you, mean it. We are talking about Katy Perry's publicly appointed flop era and her breakup with Orlando Bloom. We also recap our wild and wonderful trip to Asbury Park for our live comedy show. Yes, Jwoww herself showed up, and no, we’re still not over it. Plus: why electric stoves are the enemy, a quick detour into Demi Lovato discourse, and a chaotic pile of other things we just had to get off our chests. Camp is in session. Pack light, fart loud.

This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.

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➜ Colby Johnson. “Christmas Tree Farm Finds Man’s Missing Ring after 15 Years.” WDBJ7, 26 June 2025.

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