Did We Hire Psychos?! w/ Dr. Hope Torres | Your Mom's House Ep. 819

Did We Hire Psychos?! w/ Dr. Hope Torres | Your Mom's House Ep. 819

SPONSORS: - Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at http://www.monarchmoney.com/ymh - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code YMH -- just pay $5 shipping. - Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide. - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina and Tommy welcome Dr. Hope Torres, an Austin-based licensed professional counselor specializing in trauma and personality assessment to analyze Tom, Christina, and the entire YMH staff. Before the doctor is in, the Main Mommies update us on what they've been up to, Tommy's on a water fast and Tina looks like a crypto millionaire now. They open the show with a really cool guy yelling at a bartender, before checking out a new video of an old favorite, Dan Pena, who explains why he likes having a painting of Hitler in his office. They also check out a clip of Charlize Theron bragging about banging a dude in his 20's and Christina shares her thoughts on the movie "Sinners" hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm. Dr. Torres then comes in and shares the results of a personality assessment that everyone at Studio Jeans filled out and determines on a scale of normal to traumatized combat vet where Tom, Christina, and the entire staff rank. She walks the YMH crew through their results on the PID-5 personality inventory (DSM‑5). and breaks down the personality domains like anxiety, impulsivity, narcissism, and eccentricity. There's also plenty of insight into how trauma, dissociation, and childhood behaviors can shape adult personality. Whether you’re looking for laughs, self-reflection, or a crash course in personality diagnostics, this deeply human episode is a must-listen. Your Mom’s House Ep. 819 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:13 - Mom & Dad Updates 00:13:13 - Opening Clip: Angry Dad 00:19:42 - Bert Kersher Interrupts The Show 00:23:05 - Dan Pena 00:32:49 - Charlize Theron's Sex Positive Encounter 00:38:06 - Christina Saw "Sinners" 00:46:26 - The Doctor Is In 00:53:24 - Who's Doing Ok? 01:01:02 - Mid Tier Crazies 01:10:55 - Top 3 Psychos 01:27:31 - The Biggest Studio Psycho 01:38:35 - Mentally Ill Main Mommies 01:53:35 - The Other Normies 01:57:24 - Closing Song - "Therapy Breakthrough" by Pete Sake Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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334-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

334-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Bruh! That was a deep fart. Cool that you got your little bro in on it.  We got videos! If you're listening that's only half the battle. How often and how well do we make fun of those who are "LESS THAN"? Hopefully a lot. And this episode has no shortage. We have a CRAZIE LOC who Tommy challenges to a fight! Will he accept? Plus we have that intel you've been looking for on KIM AHN. It's so full of adventure and is truly AMAZE.  Seagal has a new turd, er, trailer, and it's mind-numbing how bad it is. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Mars 20161h 34min

333-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

333-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Sup, Whitefolks! It's diss pimpin', feel me? Tommy's Uncle breaks down the pimpin game for us with all kinds of NOT caucasian flavor! PLUS - a poop soup success story! Should dudes wipe after Yellow?!?! We have a wipegate breakthrough. Where will you stand after this episode! Plus we are back with some AMAZE Kim Ahn audio and it's very NSFW - Glorious. If THAT doesn't turn you on, we also have a man that wants to f**k a rollercoaster. AND a NEW Would Your Rather that is sure to set a new (low) standard!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Mars 20161h 31min

332-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

332-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

You know what I'm sayin? Ya feel me? Gnaw Mean?  Are these different expressions or the same thing? We DEBATE and there might be a new KING, Do you know what we're saying? Plus Hitler might be real. As in, the real Fuhrer. Plus Dani goes blue, er, brown on this one and we have a new awesome song to accompany her.  This is mighty fine cut of denim. Put it on.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24 Feb 20161h 45min

331-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

331-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Don't get it twisted, we might look, you know, DIFFERENT, but we are still hood as S**T and we will F**K yo ass up! Nah, we be playin, jeans. But some people are NOT playing and thankfully they record their messages for us.  Plus the mystery has been SOLVED. There's no more guessing when it comes to Hey, Hitler or Happy Birthday to, er, Nicholas. We have the indisputable results. They are disturbing, which is our favorite.  Plus Tommy is ambushed by a SURPRISE psychological review of his artwork. Is he well?  Never play games with Ghostface Killah or his goons. This audio should prove that to you.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Feb 20161h 30min

330-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

330-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Watch your mouth sweetheart! Unless you're 12 years old. Then go ahead and drop a C-Bomb! The only thing better than an old person cursing is an unassuming child.  Is Hey, Hitler picking up steam or slowing down? Unfortunately for the weak-hearted, it's becoming a movement! Plus the OG of HH has a birthday song she wants to share. Who does she sing it too? Let's have Christina break that one down! Pastor Manning might have the doors of his beloved Hate-filled church close down. Does he have a parting message? Yes. Is it other-level insane? You betcha! Dental updates, new songs and more!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Feb 20161h 21min

329-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

329-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

And a good day to you, Hitler! Cheerio, Mate! Aw the Hi Hitler saga continues. Where will it go? Does it make sense? We have the answers.  Mommy loves you and hopes that you love mommy too. Nothing like a funny clip with a sad backstory to get the show a rockin! Plus we asked you if Hitler porn existed and you answered! The Fuhrer wouldn't be so happy if he saw what happened to his picture tho.  When a megachurch pastor speaks in error we laugh. When he can't seem to fix it we laugh harder.  This is all denim here.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Feb 20161h 24min

328-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

328-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Don't go for the hole! Just find the CLICK! Confused? Well, we have the full audio that makes it simple and easy. Remember, it's all about the click.  Tommy had some surprising browns this episode. Really, they happened DURING the episode. What was the cause? Did Christina brown too?!? Plus Ann Wolfe drops some serious fight knowledge in the Ann Wolfe way AND Will Steven Seagal be challenged as the most ridiculous martial artist by another silly man? Not even close, but we have some fun audio of Chuck Norris.  Did you know Antonio Cromartie had a vasectomy? Did you know it didn't work? We have audio of his orgasm.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27 Jan 20161h 18min

327-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

327-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Hey Hitler! Hope all is well. Let us know what's up. There's a new hilarious lady whose apartment has caught on fire. Sorry about the fire, lady. But super thankful a camera crew found you to talk about it.  The mommies talk about crazy plastic surgeons, crazy Sean Penn, crazy edibles and whole lot more.  Plus, Master Of Accents, Tom "The King of All Accents" Segura will blow your mind with his ability to mimic ANY accent! This episode is 100% denim.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 Jan 20161h 36min

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